Los Andes Colombianos

elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:04:

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:09:

the second song is the kind of music you hear in all them fokin colombian restauranst in queens NY. esa vaina drives me fokin loco

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:13:

i'm sitting there (pollo mario) tying to eat this big ass fokin tasteless bandeja paisa and the above music keeps playing in my fokin ear. I wanna stangle somebody
PLEASE TURN THAT CHIT OFF!!!
i'M FOKIN DEPRESSED ENOUGH AS IT IS!!!

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:14:

Que bambuco tan hermoso!
Lovely video, Elmo, that's the Colombia I know and love. That and the sugar cane fields and guadua stands of the Valle del Cauca.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:20:

That is nice. I better not let my Opita doña see this or she'll start bawling like a baby.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:26:

CG, show it to her, tape it and then put it on youtube for all to enjoy.
It might get lots of hits. "LINDA CHICA COLOMBIANA CRYING HER FOKIN EYES OUT"
I put my wify on youtube and she got like 50 thousand hits already

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:28:

Damn it Elmo. You're getting me a bit choked up. Now I'm listening to bambuco songs and wanting to go home and hug my Opita.

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Monpirri says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:31:

Elmo great video.
Thank you.

The life spam of a taste bud is ten days

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:38:

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT,
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!
get them gringos to invest money and this could be a number one tourist destination.
You got andes, llanos, jungles, deserts, and the mighty caribbean coast with people as different as day and night, all under one flag
gee, i feel patriotic today.
now if i could only get colombiantias to give me a little FREE ass, i'll be the proudest colombian in the planet

THANK YOU!

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:41:

Elmo, If I did that, the next video on YouTube would be "Pissed off Opita cuts her dumb ass husband with a machete" ;)

She brought me a giant load of Achira biscuits. I love that stuff, but no telling what kind of bruja stuff she puts in those. I must admit I am liking having a Colombian woman at home. She made the most awesome jugo de mora for me yesterday and I had arepas de yuca for lunch. She called asking where the salt was, so no telling what she is cooking up today. I am going to miss this stuff when she starts her English classes at the local college or gets a job.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:44:

NOW I'M OFF TO SIT BY CENTRAL PARK LAKE TO
CATCH UP WITH THE NEW YORK TIMES AND FEED MY little DUCKY FRIENDS.
AND ALSO LOOK AT FEMALE EUROPEAN TOURISTS AND THEIR HAIRY ARMPITS

good nite!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 5, 2008, 10:45:

Peace brother.

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Mononoke28 says on Sep 5, 2008, 11:47:

Dang CG, you and this damn song again. I believe you now, you really like it. =\

Diana

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 5, 2008, 11:57:

It was dedicated to our Caballo Viejo Elmo who is still chasing those Potrancas.

So what is the new avatar? I'm thinking La Chilindrina.

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Mononoke28 says on Sep 5, 2008, 12:03:

Sisas. I thought of changing it to something else but got bored half through looking and just added that pic I had in my computer.

Diana

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2008, 14:01:

hey modefoque, you stupid dumb fok, what do you do every day in central park?
i feed all my ducky friends.

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 5, 2008, 14:24:

Hey Elmo, This is way off topic, but I saw this and thought about you and our other NYC buds. It might be worth a visit this weekend if you're into that sort of thing.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/09/last-stop-astro.html

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Portena says on Sep 5, 2008, 19:21:

Nice video.

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Sam Salmon says on Sep 5, 2008, 20:50:

So much water everywhere-another reason to love Colombia.

' a la orden!'

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goin_south says on Sep 5, 2008, 22:05:

elmo-rumbito, that music is from Chile, I think.
Las Farc around Pasto wouldn't listen to that musica de tranquilidad.

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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miamimike says on Sep 5, 2008, 23:18:

Elmo--you still have your Small Folding Bike "Bike Friday" ? Great little machines albeit a bit costly.

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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