Looks Like El Feliz will be landing for the first time in Bogota, soon.

goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:11:

Bogota...ta, ta,..ja..ja...jaa Bogota...ta,ta,..ja..ja...jaaa!

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:17:

Can a southern colombian groupy survive in the big city?

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:22:

Can we have a .... Meet-Up? lol! R U kidding!

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:25:

I forgot to ask: What the weather will be like?
(Because I probably won't be able to tell you what it was like when I return...lol)

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:26:

Do I need shots? Tequila Rose??? or.....

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:27:

Will it snow? Will I need a straw???

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:28:

If I forgot anything..... POR FAVOR.......AYUDAME!

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:30:

WOW! $602.00/air
Not bad!

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:34:

should I fly Avianca? Do I need to learn spanish?
What about Copa?
What's the name of the airport?
Are there any Hezbollah Islamic dudes hiding out there?

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:36:

Should I shave my head? (Will I 'blend in'? With what?) Which one??

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 00:37:

CAN I RENT A 'COCHE DEL BEBE' AT THE AEROPUERTO, MECCA?
Should I take 5, 10, or 50K pesos???
Why doesn't Colombia have a money system based on the dollar, like...ECUADOR? So much easier por los gringos locos...

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 10, 2007, 01:53:

you are craking up :(
you are craking up :(

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kalder says on May 10, 2007, 02:18:

Altitude sickness? Delerium tremens? The madness of a poetic genius?

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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morphus says on May 10, 2007, 02:24:

MATALO!
MATALO!

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Monpirri says on May 10, 2007, 02:41:

El Feliz Are you really going to Bogota? Please let me know when so I can send a filming crew. I would like to roll a documentary of your visit.
While you visiting ColUmbia be sure you visit McDonald's and Taco Bell and do take some Joropo lessons just case you feel threatened by anyone, so you can show your fast steps, Colombians respect the footwork!
Don't take the yellow taxis they charge pesos, do bring your own tabasco sauce and your own recycled chips and do not bring your own cell phone girls can track you easily.

Please do not go out at night unless you have a date with a pastusa and go out during the day only between 12:00 and 1:00 P.M.

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morphus says on May 10, 2007, 02:41:

They're going to get you, you bipolar freak...ha ha!

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Cerealkiller says on May 10, 2007, 02:47:

especially when you go into Taco Bell...once youve set foot in a Colombian Taco Bell be Horrified!!!

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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MacGringo says on May 10, 2007, 02:47:

I think he's been stung with a dose of escopolamina already....lol

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Monpirri says on May 10, 2007, 02:50:

El Feliz Will it snow?
Will I need a straw??? Yes, you will need a hose.

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MacGringo says on May 10, 2007, 03:20:

A hose or to do it in style a two-way gold plated tooter.....lol

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Monpirri says on May 10, 2007, 03:25:

Yep "World Cuisine, of course! Because we all know Colombia has NO CUISINE.)"
I agree with you Colombia has no cuisine. However if you feel like trying one of our favorite colombian dishes, try the colombichenet soup the one that webmanco posted for several days here on pbh.
I am pretty sure many people saw it and and visitors would love to try it while in vacation in Columbia.

I think that was the only pretty picture I have seen of Colombian dishes on pbh.

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Monpirri says on May 10, 2007, 03:26:

McGringo That's it! You got it, we must do it with style!!!

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morphus says on May 10, 2007, 03:30:

Ahh, he's not going anywhere, except back to his padded cell. Internet time is up freak boy!

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MacGringo says on May 10, 2007, 03:44:

Monpirri, one of the best things I EVER tasted was Ajiaco in a little restaurant in Zipaquira....amazing. Top quality cuisine.

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Monpirri says on May 10, 2007, 05:25:

The third dish I just made a correction, I meant to say colombichenet soup.
MacGringo, I am glad you have tried ajiaco and I am glad you liked.
I guess most visitors know ajiaco, bandeja paisa and colombiche soup but we should be glad that at least three are popular.

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bueno_pues says on May 10, 2007, 06:14:

Buen comentario on este sitio y los idiotas lo que leen.

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billyb says on May 10, 2007, 06:28:

The quetion is not when El Feliz... is landing in Bogota, but when he's landing back on Earth ;)

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Miguel says on May 10, 2007, 09:55:

Like Who gives a flying fuck?

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Monpirri says on May 10, 2007, 10:54:

Also Stop by Taco Cabana and listen to Colombian music while you there.
Let's us know how you enjoy Bogota,Columbia.

I do not care what they say about you ElFeliz you are all right!!! lol

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webmanco says on May 10, 2007, 11:15:

Bienvenida Bueno pues!! jajajaja Seguro lo leíste. Bienvenida, una vez más al Club.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 10, 2007, 12:04:

I can't read


I wonder where is Feliz? maybe sleeping the hangover

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Monpirri says on May 10, 2007, 12:24:

Here's another joint coming soon!

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Lucas Freley says on May 10, 2007, 13:35:

El Feliz you should go to Colombia Club... the best restaurant in Bogota. Ah, let me tell you that is the best, because the owner is Monpirri's friend. You can go to the Parque de la 93, there is plenty of "gomelos" there. And Zona Rosa and the Candelaria are fine too. And of course Monserrate.

But the best reason to go to Bogota, is that you can PM to Lauthra and manage a meet-up with her. I recommend this. Lauthra es la mas bonita de PBH. Sus ojitos son como dos lagos de agua cristalina. Para que el resto de las chicas de Colblog no se pongan celosas, mi ranking es Lokitalinda, Lauthra, Persephone, Colombiche y la quinta Kat1 (imagino lo celosa que te pusiste, pero bueno saliste votada como las mas linda de Colblog, asi que ya tuviste tu premio).

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 13:38:

thanks lucas I will try to make it to Col Club.
The girl situation is already locked up tight ;)
Don't need help there. But, thanks.

Que Ciudad? BOGOTAAAAAaaaaaaa!

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 14:13:

webmanco... Is that restaurante?

Thanks for the sentiment, Kat1; but, some of us have to work for a living, Dear.

Que Ciudad?

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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webmanco says on May 10, 2007, 14:22:

Es una obra llamada Bachué





For restaurants there are some traditionals in Bogotá, here you will find restaurants from every city in Colombia and most countries.

Fotos Bogotá



La Bella Antioquía
Las Acacias
Narcobollo
La Fragata
Pescaderia Jaramillo
Restaurants en La Plaza de las Nieves

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 10, 2007, 14:44:

I've been in that restaurant webmanco, it's really nice.


you're welcome Feliz ;) feeling better now? :))

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 16:39:

I don't know Lauthra... and, besides...that wouldn't set well with my gf. But two people I would like to meet f/PBH are Juancegomez and Webmanco; two people who earn most people's respect here on PBH, and who I believe both live in Bogota and who are both colombian, si? no?. For sure, GIB, as well.

It's going to be another fast trip, for me. But, a guy's got to come up for air, at least once in three or four days' time, so...if anyone is up for a few brews...I'm buying.

Que Ciudad?
B.O.G.O.T.A!

What's wrong, latinogringo?
The girls are too intellectual for ya in a Cosmo- like Bogota?

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 16:47:

Kat1 don't say: crack...
It's where I am going to be hiding in Bogota :)

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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mecca says on May 10, 2007, 17:24:

Damn Feliz Bogota?? You get around!! Have fun, leave a few chicas for the rest of us.lol

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billyb says on May 10, 2007, 17:52:

El Fel, give me a ring before you go... ...

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miamimike says on May 10, 2007, 18:24:

Webmanco-Like Kat, I have also been in that Restaurant Is it located not far from Las Gallerias? Please, Where exactly is it located?? Good food there!

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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miamimike says on May 10, 2007, 18:27:

Feliz, Make sure you take your Novia for at least one Visit to Monserrate way up high above Bogota! Maybe have dinner up there! Nice View of the city! Your Novia will appreciate you for it! :)

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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Man Tequila says on May 10, 2007, 20:00:

At least if you go to Bogotá we'll know it's the burundanga and not heat stroke. Have a great time.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 10, 2007, 22:22:

EF....DG sent a message telepathically for you...DONT GO! It is TOO DANGEROUS! You will NOT survive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 22:37:

que ciudad? Bogota! kalder,.. "Altitude sickness? Delerium tremens? The madness of"... I think it was the barometric pressure change, from that FIRST NAMED ATLANTIC HURRICANE. lol

monpirri..."just in case you feel threatened by anyone, so you can show your fast steps, Colombians respect the footwork!" ....F*ck the joropo dances; I don't want to embarrass Kat1, within herself. I can still stop a soccer ball on a dime; if I see a soccer field full of colombian kids playing, I am going to go garner a lil respect for 'El gringo viejo'.... very little. Those 4-yr-olds will make my head spin, with those steps.

MacGringo..."two-way gold plated tooter"..... How 'bout very simplemente a brand new 1,000 peso bill'? and,...
'stung with a dose of escopolamina already'... I know what that is like: It's like spending 3 days in Park 10 Hotel, con mi novia, without coming up/out for air! (Not that baaaaad!) :)

morph: bipolar freak? I don't have to put up with that ANYMORE. "She's gone...she's gone...It'd take the devil to replace her..." Morph, I think you're feeling a void, because the 14-yr-olds in Bogota have morals, and won't hang out with you 'Old Men'.

CK..."especially when you go into Taco Bell..." Don't they have Jack-In-The-Box in Bogota??? (that video would be funny in spanish, mornpirri) JIB has good tacos (in Houston); Taco Bell? You mean I gotta 'head for the border' with Colombia_Mike_de_Valledupar?

miguel, who's looking for flying fucks?...como latinogringo?

mornpirri..."I do not care what they say about you ElFeliz you are all right!!!" Are 'they' saying something about me somewhere that I don't even go? damn; 'they' are bothered by themselves.

Webmanco, I'm still confused. What is the pretty colorful photo about? restaurant? dance club? otro?

I'm going to La Bella Antioquía and Monserrate... just because a few true PBH'ers have recommended it (if she'll let me outta the room).

Of course, I'm taking her with me.

_______

But, who gives a flyin fuck?

_______
Kat1:...."Feliz ;) feeling better now? :))" no sientos, por favor, Kat1; when I work...I play! and, what food do they have in that restaurant?

And, finally: BillyB: "El Fel, give me a ring before you go..."

A Ring? Damn; I thought you wanted me to propose to ya, at first, but then I remembered that you can't remember if it was your cousin that you fu**d!.....lol.

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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webmanco says on May 10, 2007, 22:50:

La Bella Antioquia Dirección, Cl.57 #22-48 the main street in Galerias is 53 where there is a bridge on Carrera 30 that turns into NQS. Comida criolla. There are many of these restaurants all over Bogotá and different cities both in Colombia and abroad. Another alike is Las Acacias.

El Feliz en Bogotá, that is just a paint, not a night club.

Another one La Vieja Antioquía

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 10, 2007, 22:53:

And listen to MangoMike, and DONT VISIT VALLEDUPAR! There is just WAYYYY too many anti-gringo gringos there!!!! TOO DANGEROUS, like all of Colombia!!!!!!!! But if you do go, dont leave the hotel room!! which, really doesnt seem like a bad idea based on your itinerary...! =)

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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goin_south says on May 10, 2007, 23:11:

si; now for a 5-star Hotel... complete with marble countertops, HEAVENLY BEDS AND DUAL SHOWERHEADS, whirlpool/hottub for 5 (hey, you never know; if I give her enough tequila rose, she might be game for 'algunAs rollAs' con nosotros! :))))

AGUA CALIENTE? POR SUPUESTO.

Que Ciudad? BOGOTA.

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 10, 2007, 23:55:

siempre feliz but if you siempre feliz if you want to : entertaining Colombians you could try and do some joropo dancing it will be fun but please make a video :))

when you work.......you play? uhmmm not a bad combinations

BTW on the restaurant (webmanco's pict)they specializes in traditional Colombian food, mainly from the Antioquia region.. it's very good food I will recomended scecially if you like Bandeja Paisa.

BTW I though your GF was from Pasto and you were going there?

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goin_south says on May 11, 2007, 00:18:

buenas dias Kat1,...but before I go to bed... Que Ciudad?

I think I can do the joropo, without lessons, after about the 13th cerveza :)

She is una Pastusa/Calena transplant. But, never is there a moment to herself in Pasto... As much, I want to go to Laguna De La Coche again... for a few nights. Another time. Plus... with the weather there, you never know... more than likely, your flight is cancelled, and you lose another/(gain another? jaja) day.

Bogota? I know, I really need a week or two. But, it's not really about the city, or which one; it's about "dos cancerianos locos juntos,....siemprefeliz!"

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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Monpirri says on May 14, 2007, 17:44:

El Feliz I have called two good friends over weekend and I told them that you will be stopping in Bogotá soon.
They said they will be very happy to have you guys in Bogotá to show you fine places to eat. Let me know when you are ready to travel so I can arrange for them to meet you over there.
Send me a PM when you are ready to go!

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