looking for smokeless tabacco in cartagena

Robert Jorge says on Oct 18, 2009, 14:45:

Maybe you could jack a US Coast Guard or Navy seaman from Kentucky on shore-leave.

But seriously, it can't be found in Colombia.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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scumbuster says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:12:

Import posability? Although if it has never been available wouldnt be much of a market.

Tomas Jefferson “When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:18:

AT..............jajajajja.......TFF..or maybe he can personally deliver it????

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:21:

we can organize a PBH MeetUp, maybe? With special guest appearances?

PS. send Sapo an email about SM......you heard from him?

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:24:

ok, will get the details after you get out of detox. jajajjaja

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:30:

Sorry, meant to say your dry spell...jajjajaja

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:30:

There is an awesome lightning display in CTG now....really cool shit!

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Rocco81 says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:48:

RJ did you tell him to "Jack" a seaman ? That might be a little misunderstood in some circles.

Anti said secret squirell hahahaha jeez...I dont know why but Im still laughing from that one.

Sic semper tyrannis

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:50:

I truly enjoy how you wanna be's talk about people you don't know. Careful now.....a bad habbit to get into maybe one day you will forget your not on the internet? Pussies. jaja

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:52:

I don't talk shit about people I don't know that didn't do it to me first, unlike you idiots.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 18, 2009, 16:55:

We know you John Z...much more than you think we do. We read your bullshit I am a American Bad Ass stories, and well, quite frankly, call bullshit.......Run anyone over with your car lately? Kill anyone by just using one finger lately? Get the point?

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 18, 2009, 17:00:

"I cant help it. i am still suffering from the scoplamine incident/my coworkers are using my PBH account without my knowledge."

"You know, all those beady eyed little colombians. All i have to do is stare them down, and they back off"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 18, 2009, 17:08:

Seriously? You think he is a Flaggot? Or he would self-flog? NO WAY JOSE! Who would have thunk?

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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geoff71 says on Oct 18, 2009, 19:03:

i have seen it here in bogota.. but they dont get that much.. and then its 25.000 pesos a can

one day at a time

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Rocco81 says on Oct 18, 2009, 20:17:

hahahhahah.....fucking hilarious!

Sic semper tyrannis

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 18, 2009, 23:03:

Rocco, I did say "jack a seaman". I was trying to come on to Clavo. He didn't catch the hint.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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Kurious says on Oct 18, 2009, 23:15:

I am thinking of visiting Cartagena tomorrow...any suggestions?

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Rocco81 says on Oct 19, 2009, 07:28:

Kurious, I think you could find some sailors there.

Sic semper tyrannis

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 19, 2009, 07:35:

I have never seen a can of the stuff here and never looked for it.

Miguel don't pretend you know me, you don't. I have no idea what the fuck your talking about but you know all this about me but never have idntified yourself to me? Your a coward and a fokin RAT. Everyone can see that.

Kill you with my thumb? Yea that is possible, want me to show you? JAJA

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RAAAY says on Oct 19, 2009, 07:41:

More death threats from the brave man behind his keyboard from his secluded location in Bogota.....................LOL


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.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 19, 2009, 07:48:

At least I have a life. What you hang out on your PC all day waiting for me to make a comment? Pathetic, you all three are pathetic losers. God love the internet as you have a place to pass your time.

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RAAAY says on Oct 19, 2009, 08:07:

Ha ha.......................your life is spent secluded in your dingy apt, huddled behind you little keyboard, spouting about yourself......yourself.....yourself. All your grand stories of your heroics...................pathetic.

Why don't you tell us again about being drugged in Bogota. Which version of the story will you use this time....??????
Kepp the version of the three attackers spraying you until later............give us the version of the shit sprayed on the ATM keys.........yeah..........I like that version.

Internet spoofer......................superhero............bad ass hard man.......LOL...LOL


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.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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RAAAY says on Oct 19, 2009, 08:13:

Here............let me remind you...........


Here is one version..........

oneforyourmillion says on Oct 14, 2009, 16:11: flag

" I was leaving Bancolombia at 1PM on 1 mayo. Minding my own business and was being set up to be drugged. Let me tell you what I remember and I was one lucky foker.

I was in line, two guys in front of me, one behind and a girl walked up and started talking to the guy behind me. I thought it strange but anyway. It was my turn. Something was wrong, the something and I know it was stupid but two guys in line and I do not remember anyone comming out ahead of them so they were just waiting. Instincts listen to your instincts.

I was lucky because when I left the door I turned my head and I suppose but am not sure that they sprayed some shit at me and it got into my hair and not into my face. When I left the two guys in front of me in line were across the street laughing at the guy going into the teller. Again I though it odd. I walkd to my house and passed a bunch of police, angels my friends for me I think? Anyway I got about a block and it started to rain. I felt myself get very drunk, I got in front of my house and that is where my girlfriend and the domestica found me standing in the rain like a zombie, I had been there for some time. If they had followed me they would have had whatever they wanted with me."






Here is the other version.....

" ALSO and this is how they got me it can be put on the keypad of teller machines and when you put in your Clave you get the drug. It took me some while for the full effect to take place so what they like to do is follow you to your house or for a while and then rob you. You lose control of your motor functions or other things can happen to you. There are many different symptoms to this. For me I was standing in the rain when my amiga came. I could not move. It is not a good feeling and right now I am having trouble typing but doing pretty well with a lot of consintration but unlocking doors or different tasks are very hard for me. I recomend you wipe off the keypad on the teller machines before you use it and be leary of anyone touching you in the street."




And, once again.......the medical professionals thoughts on our superhero...

" So what do you think, is this for real, or is someone just trying to get some attention here? I am leaning toward the latter explanation."

" was allegedly absorbed through the skin when someone touched an ATM keypad in Bogota. Do you think this is for real, or just someone telling a tall tale? "

http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56231


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.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 19, 2009, 08:14:

There is no death threat by the way. If I ever condidered you any kind of threat and you got on that list? I would not do a thing. I just want you to shut up. If kicking your ass is the only way to get that done well then there ya go.

I am not sure exactly how it happend it was one of those two and I did give you the whole story. I am not making this shit up. Damn I really really want to kick your ass. You just have no limits do you? Your in Colombia? Man poor Coolombia, you know what I really ahte is to think that a slob like you is in this country representing my country. That really bothers me.

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 19, 2009, 08:15:

And what do you talk about RAAAAYYYYY me me me me me. Pathetic.

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RAAAY says on Oct 19, 2009, 08:16:

LOL....................HEE HEE...............Go on...............tell us another yarn.

" it was one of those two "

LOL................LOL................LOL

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 19, 2009, 09:10:

Ignorance is bliss, SuperHero Beavis..i prefer that you are kept that way.......would you like for me to post here what i have learned about you? Really interesting shit. How do you think i found about your sole source of income? a Ouija board?

besos, TheBigKingRat...jajajjajajajajj

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