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Looking for Plastic Beauties? How about trying Colombia and Brazil

Fashion Television: FT Visits Brazil and Colombia

By Monpirri on Jul 24, 2008, 04:54 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


quantum says on Jul 24, 2008, 07:44:

Wow! Interesting and comical video. Looks like butts are in and breasts are out in Brazil. Be a while before I go back there again. But wonderfully flirty, the women, especially in Brazil.

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minina says on Jul 24, 2008, 08:07:

So it's says 1 in 3000 Brazilian women has had plastic surgery. To me is not really that big a number. And it also says that Number in Us is even bigger, I guess maybe something like 1 in 2000 or 1000. And still there are more women with plastic surgery in Brazil than in Colombia. And Also a big number of those plastic surgeries done in Brazil and Colombia are foreign women.

DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS...

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 24, 2008, 08:46:

I am decidedly anti plastic surgery. Like the old saying goes, "Vanity Kills!". I think that willingly putting pieces of foreign matter in your body out of vanity is amongst the dumbest things a person can do. Obviously, plastic surgery has its place in certain situations. I would never ask a woman to risk her health by undergoing such a potentially dangerous and utterly useless procedure. In fact, previous plastic surgeries are an automatic and complete deal killer for me when it comes to a woman. That was one of the first things I asked my wife when I was getting to know her.

Luckily, there are still hordes of Colombian women that NATURALLY fit my preferred type, thin and toned with a nice tight butt and perky puchas.I don't go for the Yayitas with giant butts and big fake boobs.

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droble77 says on Jul 24, 2008, 09:56:

The size of many of those Colombian boob jobs is insane, it's like becoming a living Barbie doll! I've seen some Brazilian boob jobs up close too ;-) and they're definitely not as extreme, probably due to what the video mentioned, in Brazil it's more about the bunda.

I suppose it's the very competitive nature of women to try to outdo each other in looks and to attract the attention of the "alpha male" that makes them do this, and is pushing the envelope in terms of the size of the boob/booty jobs.

Call me shallow, but I have to admit they are interesting visually, lol! But a colombiana/brasileira w/ a huge boob would suggest to me someone who is high maintenance. Possibly fun to date, but not to get in a serious relationship. I wonder if these girls don't realize that, or they do and just don't care anyway. I guess there's enough guys around with enough money to waste they don't mind blowing it on a trophy novia/wife. [If you're that affluent, it would be smarter to invest in the clinic itself, than in the girls who are the customers!]

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Monpirri says on Jul 24, 2008, 10:17:

I do not think is a good idea to go to Colombia to look for plastic!

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 24, 2008, 10:20:

The only comment from the peanut gallery is, what are these women going to look like when they turn 60, 70 or even 80 years old. Pretty gross, I think.

Diana

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droble77 says on Jul 24, 2008, 10:24:

It's a treadmill. Many girls get a fresh pair of implants after 5 years or so. I suppose once they hit their 40s, they get the implants removed. More money for the clinic. Like I said, better to invest in the clinic than in the customer, lol!

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 24, 2008, 11:30:

Why when they're 40? Is that when you think they're over the hill?

Diana

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 24, 2008, 11:33:

Diana, Trust me. They are not very pleasant even when they're young. Fake puchas will sometimes look good, but they will rarely feel good. However, most of them don't even look that great when viewed in all their glory. The worst is the puckering that occurs on the underside.

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 24, 2008, 11:44:

I'm not a guy and never felt one but some look pretty ok but most look horrible, to me anyway. To each his own but it's just weird to me whenever I see the ripples from the implants through their skin, it's just weird and not sexy at all. They look like accordions some times. Guys like that?

Diana

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 24, 2008, 11:45:

The ripples on the underside is what I meant by puckering, but I take it back. The nastiest aspect is the scars. ILL!

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 24, 2008, 11:48:

Ooooh I see, we're talking about the same thing. Yeah, that's just weird, not sure about gross but very odd. I guess I've never paid attention to the scars, I'll check them out next time I get some porn in my hotmail. =D

Diana

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Monita Linda says on Jul 24, 2008, 11:49:

I sometimes see women with huge, perfectly round asses (the size of watermelon) and huge breasts in some fashionable malls in Cali. Of course combined with a size 0 or 2 waist.. so fake and so not cute..

The worst is that many women get liquid silicon or polimeros injected, which is VERY dangerous.

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 24, 2008, 11:57:

That is sad and horrible. Imagine being so desperate for "beauty" that you subject yourself to that. It doesn't surprise me that it happens in Colombia. I suppose that some girls that can't afford a surgery might opt for something like that. I recall seeing a news story a while back about a bunch of drag queens in the US had a party and injected themselves with that stuff. I don't recall what happened to them, but I'm sure it wasn't good.

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 24, 2008, 11:57:

In their butts???

Diana

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 24, 2008, 11:59:

Ha Ha Diana. Look up some pictures of Tara Reed. Supposedly, she has the nastiest boob job in Hollywood. I haven't seen any pics, but I wouldn't be surprised if some existed.

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 24, 2008, 12:01:

Oh I did see her boobs and no that was just a good reason to sue the doctor. But I never heard of having silicone injected. I can't imagine where it would go. I'm just too naive about the whole plastic surgery thing because the most I get done is maybe some highlights in my hair and a few facials from time to time.

Diana

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Monita Linda says on Jul 24, 2008, 12:09:

Well, it has been in several Colombian health mags and there even has been a tv documentary on colombian public television about it...

It is very cheap and easy.. they inject it in the desired areas as filling.. it might look HOT for a few days-weeks-months or even years... but as it is a material that does not belong in your body, it will eventually be rejected by your body with terrible results.... Some people might need dozens of surgeries to remove it with really nasty scars as a result (let alone totally fucked up bodies) and some people even die of the infections.. The liquid can also "travel" to other body parts leaving you darn ugly.

The ONLY safe substance that can be safely injected into your body is fat tissue from your own body - e.g. a lipo and using the fat to fill up certain areas.

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MaFe says on Jul 24, 2008, 12:25:

Ja....I am so against plastic surgery...it looks horrible, fake, and I pithy the women who undergo those procedures. I am a true believer of leaving your body the natural way and aging with grace.

I can't even begin to understand how these women get implants because it's a trend, how in Colombia for Quinceañeras they give their daughters implants, or how anyone in their right mind thinks this looks good...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Cerealkiller says on Jul 24, 2008, 12:30:

I think all those fake boobs look exactly the same, and that to me is just not right... I have nothing against plastic surgery, if your nose is big then fix it, if you're a fatass then get all that fat sucked out...Im cool with all that. But Colombianas and their boob jobs...they all look the same, its like going to a place were women are manufactured in a production line.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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MaFe says on Jul 24, 2008, 12:31:

CK don't forget the same butt job...

The majoirty of people get plastic surgery because they lack self esteem...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Cerealkiller says on Jul 24, 2008, 12:33:

I don't think butts are THAT big in Colombia...I am sure Brasilians have reached the same levels of visual saturation when it comes to the female bum. But in Colombia its tetas everywhere...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Monita Linda says on Jul 24, 2008, 12:34:

When I get older I might get a breast augmentation, to prevent them from hitting the floor. But sillicone boobs and rear ends? No way jose!!!!

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 24, 2008, 13:08:

I'm not anti plastic surgery because I've seen some horse looking women get their noses fixed and they look a lot better. Plus, once I'm passed my prime I definitely plan on getting some sort of face lift. No need to look like a grandma now days. =D

Diana

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gimmedub says on Jul 24, 2008, 13:14:

I think a large part is self esteem - this tica I used to hang out with was dying to get breast implants - I used to tell her they were perfect (and to me they were) but she didn't listen, got them, they looked good and she had much higher self esteem (and a tonne of guys calling) b/c of them... we parted ways though as I think anything more than a mouthful is a waste ;)

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 24, 2008, 13:16:

LOL, that's funny.

You're right though, it's all about self esteem. But I have to be honest and say that if I were as flat as Kate Hudson for example, I'd be looking into having Dr. 90210 on my speed dial.

Diana

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MaFe says on Jul 24, 2008, 13:29:

Kate Hudson is PERFECT! She doesn't need any work done...see this all ties with everyone's interpretation of beauty...what is beautiful to one might not be to the other. She is comfortable with her natural self- more power to her!

I think it is self esteem, insecurity...I personally have a fabulous ass and small great boobs..Men in Colombia told me time after time to get implants...I would laugh at them. This is how I was made, this is how I will stay...regardless what anyone thinks, I like the way I look.

I also feel so much pithy for these women, most of them can't carry a conversation, and they have to get surgery because it's the only way they can get attention or look good!Please!

This reminds me; last July I was coming back from Colombia with my mother. There was a girl in front of us who had everything done; butt, breasts, and lipo. She was so happy telling her friend on the phone, I turned to my mother and before the words came out of my mouth the man behind me told his wife "que lastima, se mando a cambiar todo y se olvido de la cara tan fea!"

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 24, 2008, 13:31:

Kate Hudson does have a nice butt, but she is on the flat side. However, she is a total butterface. Her mom looked better in her heyday. Besides, Kate is a super ho. I wonder who watches her kids while she's out banging half of the celebrity world.

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 24, 2008, 13:33:

I hate to be mean(not really), but the "Colombian Designer" on the still frame of the video really needs a little makeup or at least a tan. She almost looks like a dude.

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Monita Linda says on Jul 24, 2008, 14:07:

That's so funny MaFe.. Yes I have also seen those women many times showing off in Cali malls during weekends...

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scumbuster says on Jul 24, 2008, 14:32:

The women that have puckering and scars under there breasts are from the past. I have heard that now they put the implants in through an incision under there arms. I can’t imagine how that must hurt seeing that they must separate the skin to then slide it into place. Then just inflate to the preferable size.

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lanegrapaisa says on Jul 24, 2008, 15:15:

I think is sad that the average age for breast augmentation in Colombia is 15...15? I was a dork at 15, girls that age are still developing their personalities but they look like grown women already. Maduradas Biche my mom always says.

oh that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear

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papiChulo says on Jul 24, 2008, 18:09:

Maduradas Biche... I like it. one of my best amigos in mde, his little sister at 15yrs got new ones as well as lipo and tummy tuck and a new car from her parents... :p

and Colombians are sposed to be poor? wtf

I'm not greedy I just want a lot.

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lanegrapaisa says on Jul 24, 2008, 18:31:

I think they see it as an investment.

oh that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear

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Monpirri says on Jul 24, 2008, 18:55:

If I find out that my girlfriend has fake boobs I kick her out of my bed! I do not have time for plastic stuff, I have too much plastic in my wallet.

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 24, 2008, 19:03:

I think that fake big boobs are awful!. I work with the rich and famous. Last week I worked in a photo shoot for Calvin Klein, there were 28 models. they are all so natural, about 20 girls, and 8 guys, they are drop dead gorgeous!!! and very, very natural, not a single girl had big boobs, very stunning and simple!, none of them with that Hollywood look!

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Robert Jorge says on Jul 24, 2008, 19:04:

Chicks with plastic surgery are as interesting to me as chicks with tatoos or piercings. Personally, I ain't interested. Hey, to each their own. But I don't like fake anything, tats, or metal going through skin ... especially nipples, vaginal area - even belly button and lips. Yuck. I have seen girls with great boob jobs. Implant was inserted through the belly button or arm-pit. Virtually no scaring. But the turn off for me is knowing the girl had/has the need to have the surgery done. The "need" being a mental thing. Big turn off. I would be much more interested in a girl who was self confident with little teticas than a chick who felt the need to get fake Zepplins because of insecurity, lack of confidence, as an investment, because of competing with other girls, what have you.

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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lanegrapaisa says on Jul 24, 2008, 19:12:

Well I have two piercings; my nose and my eyebrow but I wouldn't get any in the other areas, ouch!

oh that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 24, 2008, 19:14:

truthseeker>>>> Sera que M.L es campeona de natación "nada por delante, nada por detras" LOL

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papiChulo says on Jul 24, 2008, 20:33:

Lisa Zee.... "I work with the rich and famous. Last week I worked in a photo shoot for Calvin Klein, there were 28 models. they are all so natural, about 20 girls"

Can I be your new best friend in Colombia?

I'm not greedy I just want a lot.

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papiChulo says on Jul 24, 2008, 20:36:

boy you fellas sure are fussy about yer wimmin... no pirecings, tats, fake tities, or ass... I'll take paypaya in colombia any day.... jejejeje

I'm not greedy I just want a lot.

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 24, 2008, 20:43:

Not if you look like your avatar! jajajajaja!.... Why in Colombia!

For the record... I worked for the models, not that I am model. (just in case I gave the wrong impression) LOL

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Robert Jorge says on Jul 24, 2008, 20:49:

I can't speak for the other gentlemen - but personally, I like natural. The more the body has been modified, the less I like. Mathmatically - for lack of a better word in my vocabulary, chicks who have been lipo'd, got the implants, etc. might be "better looking". But I find a woman who is all natural, and maybe a little less (or a lot less) than a "WHAM!!!" hot woman with all the surgery, much more attractive and interesting. I don't know - maybe a am wierd or too conservative.

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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papiChulo says on Jul 24, 2008, 21:12:

Lisa Zee... thats me in the avtar... its true. only a face a mother could love and thats only on a payday... :(
I gots a heart of gold though and your model amigas wouldn't have to worry about me cheating right?

why in colombia you ask? the papaya is sweeter and fresher in colombia... ;)

I'm not greedy I just want a lot.

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romy says on Jul 24, 2008, 21:24:

at the risk of sounding 'filthy'
plastic is a good lay
natural is a MUCH better relationship

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 24, 2008, 21:25:

"why in colombia you ask? the papaya is sweeter and fresher in colombia... ;)"

I don`t get it????

I think most of those girls are taken!

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nbenjamin says on Jul 24, 2008, 22:03:

I love natural - but lets be honest - if 3 - 5 grand (depending on the exchange rate) I can throw some big old tattles on my girl - why not. She thinks I am the greatest guy on earth, and its a blast.

I love Colombia

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Lcacique says on Jul 24, 2008, 22:45:

Frankly, I feel sorry for women. There is a tremendous amount of pressure for them to be "perfect," whatever that means. I think it is a complex issue. When one is comfortable in ones own skin, it is easy to assume that others should be as well. I am not trying to imply that I am a fan of plastic or that I think that it is a positive solution...I just hurt a bit for those who (for whatever reason) feel so uncomfortable with themselves that they are willing to go under the knife for cosmetic reasons. A natural woman is always a plus in my book...

Hoy se nota en la floresta un ambiente de alegría. ¡Y el rumor de ranchería es mas dulce y sabe a fiesta!

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romy says on Jul 24, 2008, 23:37:

Sin tetas no hay paraiso...

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papiChulo says on Jul 25, 2008, 00:48:

lot a truth in that romy.

I'm not greedy I just want a lot.

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Monita Linda says on Jul 25, 2008, 04:15:

Truthseeker........... as usual............. get your facts.................. my rear is larger than several of my colombian family members............. front just normal C.............

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 04:24:

"Truthseeker........... as usual............. get your facts.................. my rear is larger than several of my colombian family members"
Yes, Monita, you are right.
As usual, the Truthseeker is out of facts.

Why don't you post better photos of yourself so we can see more and appreciate it (your rear and everything else)?

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 25, 2008, 04:29:

You people are up early.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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morphus says on Jul 25, 2008, 04:39:

I'm sure Monita_Linda looks better than truthspeaker's zambo girlfriend in Cartagena.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 25, 2008, 04:45:

If the gal in the pic is the same person writing the comments.....I have no opinion, of course, since I haven't met either truthspeaker nor his girlfriend .

But you, morphus, if you have ...that is a borderline personal offense.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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morphus says on Jul 25, 2008, 04:47:

How? Whats wrong with having a zambo girlfriend?

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Monpirri says on Jul 25, 2008, 05:23:

If you guys are going to start a quarrel or debate here at these early hours of the morning, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!, I'm going to have to delete this thread and my decision is irrevocable!

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 07:25:

What does it mean "zambo", Brubaker?
Are you also a racist (apart from being a well known pedophile)?
But, do not worry... soon your real identity will be exposed on PBH, so people here will know the kind of clean person you are.

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 25, 2008, 07:31:

"How? Whats wrong with having a zambo girlfriend?"
Morphus
Nothing. But said like that it sounds like an insult without being actually one. You don't point out the ethnic make-up of people in comparisonsn like that; it sounds like a slight.
Truthspeaker, I'm sure you know what zambo is. (a mixture of Indigenous and black).

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 07:34:

Yes, Desi, I know.
But put in that way, it is a racist insult. That's why I asked.

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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MaFe says on Jul 25, 2008, 07:35:

Monpirri says on Jul 25 (today): flag

If you guys are going to start a quarrel or debate here at these early hours of the morning, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!, I'm going to have to delete this thread and my decision is irrevocable!


ja ja Monpirri...que chistosito en le manana!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 08:25:

One underage girl of yours in Cartagena , Brubaker?

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Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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MaFe says on Jul 25, 2008, 08:31:

Morphus, correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think you are using "zamba" in a derogatory manner? Are you?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 08:39:

MaFe, sorry to tell you that you don't imagine the type of person who is listed among your friends.

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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MaFe says on Jul 25, 2008, 08:43:

truthspeaker.... I will not personally attack someone until they give me a reason too, or there are concrete facts...morphus has been nothing but nice to me. I don't know anything else about him, just like you, or anyone else on here. Do you fully know everyone on your friend list? (Some of the people on my list I don't see eye to eye on issues..doesn't mean I can't have them on as friends!?) Why should I not list him as a friend, because you two have different perspectives on things? I have no problem with Morphus nor you.

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 08:46:

Ok, fine... reasonable. But, still... sometimes you can develop your impression on what a person posts on the Internet. If you knew Brubaker - Morphus like some people on here, you would not have asked what you did.

Anyway, we will begin to expose him on this forum. Soon.

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 08:55:

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Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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MaFe says on Jul 25, 2008, 08:58:

Back to plastic surgery...here are some models..

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"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 25, 2008, 08:59:

Before you blame Morphus, I requested the tinypic removal. Take your shit somewhere else. It has no place here.

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 09:03:

ColombianoGringo, Morphus posted that picture on PBH a while ago.
It is not me. It is him with one of his "girlfriends".

Here you have the link.
http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/gringos-having-their-picture-tak...
I am sure Peter will remove it soon.


So, it seems that his shit has place on here.
I wait for your excuses. Where were you when he posted it?

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 25, 2008, 09:07:

Don't hold your breath.

That was a thread about Gringos getting their pictures taken.

By "your shit", I mean accusing people of having illegal sex with minors. If you have evidence of this, take it to the police. If you don't, you are not living up to your civic and legal responsibilities. Otherwise, take it somewhere else.

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 09:08:

The girl in the picture is obviously an underage and the guy is Brubaker-Morphus.

So, why were you talking about the pic and asked the removal?
By the way, do you know Morphus?

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 25, 2008, 09:11:

The picture was what you presented as supposed evidence. It and your accusations have no place in this discussion. I am not going to discuss this with you any further.

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truthspeaker says on Jul 25, 2008, 09:12:

Yes, but, wait a moment, Morphus calling my girlfriend a zambo puta before I posted that picture, it has a place...
Great logic.

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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MaFe says on Jul 25, 2008, 10:01:

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This is a picture of girls in Medellin...all appear to have the same boob job..

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Or at least Colombianas don't get this type of boob job...
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"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jul 25, 2008, 10:04:

I suppose those over-sized boobs are good for creating temporary fantasies and getting males to purchase lingerie for the woman they're sleeping with, but for the models, I don't think they're ever going to move beyond lingerie, swimsuits, car shows and porn and into the "regular" fashion world.

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houstongal says on Jul 25, 2008, 10:09:

MaFe - Maybe the girls with the same boob job met in the same plastic surgeon's office.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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lanegrapaisa says on Jul 25, 2008, 10:20:

I know not all women who get plastic surgery are dumb, however I find it hard to take them seriously when they have a set of boobs barely covered by a piece of fabric no bigger than a handkerchief, but then again I'm not a guy and my opinion really wouldn't matter to these girls.

oh that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 25, 2008, 10:31:

At the risk of sounding crude, I tend to agree with romy. Women with ridiculously obvious boob jobs and or butt implants automatically get filed in the disposable category. As I said earlier, I would never consider such a woman for anything other than a fling.

Also, I don't like that separated boob look. At least push those plastic orbs together to make some cleavage.

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 25, 2008, 10:43:

So no Tori Spelling for you then...?

Diana

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 25, 2008, 10:48:

Hey. What are you trying to do to me? I have to go to lunch soon and you're talking about that abomination. Now I don't care what Desi says, Tori Spelling is most definitely an abomination. Forget her boobs. Her face looks like Eric Stoltz in Mask.

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MaFe says on Jul 25, 2008, 11:41:

CG you are right about Tory Spelling.jaaaaaaaa

Romy is 100% right..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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romy says on Jul 25, 2008, 11:49:

heheh we seem to be agreeing on a lot lately... though I'm skeptic about 100% approval ;)

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 25, 2008, 11:56:

You're right. Here's a few to throw off our average.

- Cali sucks
- Uribe is the best president ever

There. Something to disagree about. He He. ;-)

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romy says on Jul 25, 2008, 11:57:

I'm happy to agree to disagree ;)

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 25, 2008, 12:04:

Ha Ha. Actually, I haven't been to Cali since I was a kid, so I have no idea whether it sucks or not. As far as Uribe. Well that's another thread...

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MaFe says on Jul 25, 2008, 12:06:

Romy, I have a gorgeous friend..she had her boobs and tush done...there was no need for it, she was beautiful before all that. The girl can only get one night guys...no long term relationship. Every man around us tell us "who cares about surgery when it's a booty call, long term...I want a girl who is pleased with herself and can at least name the 7 continents!"

100% with your statement in this thread...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 25, 2008, 13:21:

There are 7 continents?! =O

Diana

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papiChulo says on Jul 25, 2008, 13:47:

maFe... I'm lookin for a LTR... pass on my pic/avtar

besides... is there really 7 continents?? wots a incontinent I think thats wot me dad is anyway.

I'm not greedy I just want a lot.

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goin_south says on Aug 10, 2008, 11:56:

(very provocative avatar, papiChulo)

DAMN, MONPIRRI... PEOPLE WRITE ALOT OF &* at $ on here... I've been looking for that thread about MS UNIVERSE... JUST TO POST THIS newsstory of the day:

"Miss Universe to keep crown despite photos"
Pageant president says Mendoza's near-topless pics have ‘artistic beauty’

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26056573/?GT1=43001

Where do we go from here?

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