Lonely American Man In Cúcuta, Norte de Santander

Merry Meet, all:

I am a twenty-two Year old American Man with long brown hair and hazel eyes. I am five feet and nine Inches tall (1.75m). I am currently in Colombia as a political refugee from the United States. I am into music, reading, writing, and politics, among other things.

I am currently staying in Cúcuta, Norte de Santander Department, but wil be going back to Santa Fe de Bogotá, D.C., in a few days. I am looking for an affectionate woman aged 18-25 for a possible long-term relationship, either here in Norte de Santander or in the Bogotá area.

Interested please respond, or call Cúcuta number 5710575, or 5731902 or 5834360 and ask for LESTAT (yes, that is My Real Name). I do not speak very good Spanish, so, even though I am interested in any interested lady, only those who speak good English are encouraged to reply.

Thanks and Blessed Be.

Sincerely,
LESTAT CLAUDIUS DE ORLÉANS y MONTEVIDEO

By SlmieBall on May 24, 2004, 10:15 in Friendly Talkzone.

ShazCas says on May 24, 2004, 10:42:

Political refugee Hi LESTAT CLAUDIUS DE ORLÉANS y MONTEVIDEO,

Tell us why you're a political refugee from the US. Go on, pleeease! We really are very intrigued...!

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SlmieBall says on May 26, 2004, 13:56:

I Would Love To But, unfortunately, My Internat time at this café is almost up and I have to run and get some grub anyway (you should try the meat pastries here if you get a chance, better than American Hot Pockets, for damn sure), so I will save that one for tomorrow. Think of it as waiting in suspence for the next chapter in your favorite Soap Opera or for the next episode of "Enterprise", or whatthefuckever.

¡¡¡Muerte a los Estados Unidos!!!

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Wastelandlive says on Mar 23, 2006, 21:56:

You know, I often wonder... Where some of the freak-shows that frequent this forum come from.

It's like God picked up North America by Vancouver, gave it a shake, and all the loose nuts rolled all the way down to the Florida peninsula where they were flung accross the Caribbean to land in Colombia.

But the guy who posted this thread absolutely takes the cake.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060324/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/bolivia_explosions;_ylt=AooL1qs.XKPd3yiSPqRX4Qi3IxIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Backslaps all around. Our first forum member to make international news!

Wasteland

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 23, 2006, 22:38:

Awesome work, WLL. I've often wondered about some of these guys myself and here we have one. Started out goofy PBH poster and graduated to international murder. So you see PBHers, the guy you're trading insults with here on the internet could turn out to be the next Charlie Manson.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 24, 2006, 04:40:

Incredible!!
I'll be nice to everybody from now on UC :)

this guy make Ratbag looks like an angel

engage brain before opening mouth

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Crazy4Cali says on Mar 24, 2006, 07:03:

At least... At least he's not so lonely any more, what with his pregnant, 45-yo partner in crime. Not to mention all his new-found friends he's made in his new Bolivian "Hotel."

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 24, 2006, 07:09:

You're going to be nice? Are you going to be VERY nice?

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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oldbongo says on Mar 24, 2006, 11:22:

this loose nut... rolled outta vancouver, all the way to colombia
thirty -five years ago.

whats with the dis??...

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Atrevido says on Mar 24, 2006, 18:08:

Guy, girl, preteen or whatever it is is full of shit like a Christmas turkey. Doesn't even know the city code for Cucuta.

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Wastelandlive says on Apr 15, 2006, 08:49:

An update on the progress of friend... ... LESTAT CLAUDIUS DE ORLÉANS y MONTEVIDEO

Seriously, could you write fiction this entertaining? This punk has both the State Department and the Bolivian government dancing.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060414/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/bolivia_explosions;_ylt=AqsI9peqoiLst4fUDk4F8gq3IxIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Too, too funny.

Wasteland

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Wastelandlive says on Apr 15, 2006, 10:06:

"Peace, and Blessed Be!" Just goes to show you, there's someone for everyone.

Wasteland

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