Lonely American Man In Cúcuta, Norte de Santander

ShazCas says on May 24, 2004, 10:42:

Political refugee Hi LESTAT CLAUDIUS DE ORLÉANS y MONTEVIDEO,

Tell us why you're a political refugee from the US. Go on, pleeease! We really are very intrigued...!

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SlmieBall says on May 26, 2004, 13:56:

I Would Love To But, unfortunately, My Internat time at this café is almost up and I have to run and get some grub anyway (you should try the meat pastries here if you get a chance, better than American Hot Pockets, for damn sure), so I will save that one for tomorrow. Think of it as waiting in suspence for the next chapter in your favorite Soap Opera or for the next episode of "Enterprise", or whatthefuckever.

¡¡¡Muerte a los Estados Unidos!!!

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Wastelandlive says on Mar 23, 2006, 21:56:

You know, I often wonder... Where some of the freak-shows that frequent this forum come from.

It's like God picked up North America by Vancouver, gave it a shake, and all the loose nuts rolled all the way down to the Florida peninsula where they were flung accross the Caribbean to land in Colombia.

But the guy who posted this thread absolutely takes the cake.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060324/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/bolivia_explosions;_ylt=AooL1qs.XKPd3yiSPqRX4Qi3IxIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Backslaps all around. Our first forum member to make international news!

Wasteland

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 23, 2006, 22:38:

Awesome work, WLL. I've often wondered about some of these guys myself and here we have one. Started out goofy PBH poster and graduated to international murder. So you see PBHers, the guy you're trading insults with here on the internet could turn out to be the next Charlie Manson.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Mar 24, 2006, 04:40:

Crazy4Cali says on Mar 24, 2006, 07:03:

At least... At least he's not so lonely any more, what with his pregnant, 45-yo partner in crime. Not to mention all his new-found friends he's made in his new Bolivian "Hotel."

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 24, 2006, 07:09:

You're going to be nice? Are you going to be VERY nice?

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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oldbongo says on Mar 24, 2006, 11:22:

this loose nut... rolled outta vancouver, all the way to colombia
thirty -five years ago.

whats with the dis??...

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Atrevido (☼Travelguide writer) says on Mar 24, 2006, 18:08:

Wastelandlive says on Apr 15, 2006, 08:49:

An update on the progress of friend... ... LESTAT CLAUDIUS DE ORLÉANS y MONTEVIDEO

Seriously, could you write fiction this entertaining? This punk has both the State Department and the Bolivian government dancing.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060414/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/bolivia_explosions;_ylt=AqsI9peqoiLst4fUDk4F8gq3IxIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Too, too funny.

Wasteland

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Wastelandlive says on Apr 15, 2006, 10:06:

"Peace, and Blessed Be!" Just goes to show you, there's someone for everyone.

Wasteland

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