Lonely American Man In Cúcuta, Norte de Santander

Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on May 24, 2004, 12:11:

don't keep us waiting! We all want to know!
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A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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utopiacowboy says on May 24, 2004, 13:25:

I think he is the only guy to have made good on his threat to leave the US after the Florida recount.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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arturo says on May 25, 2004, 04:16:

if utopia is right, he will come back in november...no recount will be needed this time!

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CuriosJoe says on May 25, 2004, 10:31:

refugee? women? First you seek refuge (asylum?) from UNITED STATES. Second you are in COLOMBIA and can't meet a woman in person by yourself. This is strange funny.

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SlmieBall says on May 25, 2004, 11:49:

Your Answers I: I am no good at meeting women because I am the Superman of Loosers, remember????

II: I have comne here as a political refugee after several attempts were made on My Life in California due to My Political Activities there (note: I voted for Bush, and I am not from Florida).

III: I will never be returning to the United States. It is My Intent to become a Colombian Citizen in two years after I have lived here long enough to aquire Colombian nationality.

IV: Even if I wanted to return to the United States, that will not ever hapen. On 9 May 2004, the United States Embassy in Santa Fe de Bogotá issued a Certificate of Loss of Nationality. I am now stateless and forever ineligible for a United States Visa in My Travel Document from the World Service Authority (http://www.worldservice.org). It was bloddy hell to get the Colombian D.A.S. to accept the document, and that was after they had called the United States Embassy several times trying to get them to revoke the Certificate of Loss of Nationality (it makes it easier for them politically if they do not have to admit that they are protecting you from the United States).

V: Does this answer your questions????

VI: Anyone with doubts is encouraged to trace this post. It will lead you directly to Colombia's Norte de Santander Department, specifically Cúcuta.

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vladimiro says on May 25, 2004, 16:27:

Colombia is not a good choice - they'll send you back! If you can prove that your life is in danger in the US then you can apply for political asylum in another country. Normally one would chose a country without extradition laws like Mexico's former President did with Ireland, or that is not likely to be easily influenced by the US government, such as France, Brasil, or Cuba.

Some Americans like Puerto Rican Nationalists, Native American independance groups, Black Panther members, and leftists have recieved polical asylum in Cuba. One black American has actually recieved political asylum in Iran where he fled after assasinating one of the Shah's old ministers in Washington DC. The black American is now a famous actor in Iran's popular movie industry. In fact, you may have seen him in KANDAHAR a movie about Afghanistan under the Taliban.

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asmith says on May 25, 2004, 21:52:

Lonely American Dear Mr SlmieBall aka Lestat: You poor boy. are you really for real? Please tell us why any woman would want someone who ran away from problems? Would you run away from her if you made her pregnant? Ha, ha, do you really expect Latinamericans to speak your language? When in Rome etc. etc. If you renounced your citizenship, you have no idea what you are in for. But then again, how much does a 22 year old know? Be advised, many women believe they would like to go to the U.S. but not with a WANTED MAN you sir, could find yourself in jail and then what would the woman be faced with? Many of you blame a sitting president for many things. Why do you not believe that both political parties are about the same. Does the FBI and CIA completely change with a diffrent administration? ANSWER NO. Same cops diffrent chief. I hope my questions help bring you out of your nightmere.

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Dolfi says on May 26, 2004, 00:04:

SlmieBall, what´s your problem? You´re allready on the spot in Colombia surrounded by losts of colombian girls. Is it so important to find one who speaks english? I´ve travelled from Mexico to Argentina, but I can´t remember meeting one latino who spoke acceptable english. As you say you intend to become a colombian citizen, my advice is LEAR SPANISH!

You might also want to look up some website like amigos.com for a girl in Cucutá who speaks english and get in conctact with her.

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Atrevido (☼Travelguide writer) says on May 26, 2004, 05:57:

utopiacowboy says on May 26, 2004, 07:20:

You should be a comedian, Tinto. Very amusing post.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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SlmieBall says on May 26, 2004, 13:42:

I Am For Real, Like It Or Not. Yes, I am for real. I chose Colombia because I like it here. And I already have papers to stay here as a political refugee from the DAS.

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SlmieBall says on May 26, 2004, 13:44:

Thanks For The Advise. Actually, I am trying to learn Spanish, and doing better than some people at it.

The problem with Me finding women is that I am so repulsive in apearance and dress and religeous practice to the women of Colombia that even prostitutes wilnot take My Money.

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AngelGabriel says on May 26, 2004, 20:09:

Asylum SlmyBall, I think you chose the wrong country for whatever asylum you have or seek. Didn't you say women in Honduras were throwing themselves at you in some other post about colombian women? I reckon you'll be just fine in Tegucigalpa. You will be adopted & the girls there will easily adopt & care for you well. Think about it or hit the gym...

Siente el Mambo YoYo

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Dolfi says on May 27, 2004, 01:47:

Should long hair be such a turn off for colombian women? My hair is long (not too long) and I never experienced anything like that.

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SlmieBall says on May 27, 2004, 12:12:

Honduras Hey, yo, I want a mate not a toy. Forget Honduras. I am happy and comfortable here, albiet sim chicas

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Pete in Bogota says on May 28, 2004, 08:53:

This is B.S. I totally beleive this is all B.S. an big farce. I hope Slimeball is not such a big looser as he appears.

It is stupid to renounce American citizenship even if you don't live in the US there are so many benefits. Geta job inline and earn dollars.

This guy doesn't even write like an American and writes like a Brit. And if he s from England and EARNED US citizenship to renounce it makes him a true looser.

Why Colombia? Colombia is only good when you have a current cash flow no one is going to support you free. If you actually are for real which I know you aren't you for one are not American, second are stupid to renounce US citizenshio and third are in for a world of hurt in Colombia.

Enjoy........

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SlmieBall says on May 28, 2004, 09:28:

So You Think I Am A Brit??? That was very funny. I was born in Oroville, Butte County, California, U.S.A.

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pez_gordo says on Mar 23, 2006, 21:37:

THIS GUY IS A TERRORIST YES, HE IS NOW ON JAIL FOR BLOWING UP TWO HOTELS IN LA PAZ, BOLIVIA.

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WWW.LA-RAZON.COM

CHECK IT OUT

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