Locked Up Abroad: Colombia

elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 05:41:

have a happy and safe chucha hunting!

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 27, 2007, 05:54:

Elmo, I met this guy a few years ago in Nicaragua.....they held him for about 6 months.....he has a web site called the striking viking or something....been about 4 years ago.....not pretty! You got to keep your eyes open for more then just chucha......

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 05:55:

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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arthur brode says on Sep 27, 2007, 05:56:

chit happens

http://www.calirentals.net/

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 27, 2007, 06:08:

Yep! That's the guy.... they tortured and beat his ass everyday for months.....he did say that there was a lot of hot rebel chucha in the jungle !!!!

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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webmanco says on Sep 27, 2007, 06:10:

S . . t happens and the worst part is that it sells well.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 06:31:

I agree! this sells well, hell it got my attention. The chances of something like that happening in the interior is a staggering 50 to 1.
The chances of me, a 100% spic, driving a nice car somewhere in Long Island, NY and getting stop by cops then getting my face smashed in, are 50-50.

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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arthur brode says on Sep 27, 2007, 06:36:

true,you stand a better chance of getting locked up in the U.S.

http://www.calirentals.net/

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 06:41:

been there, done that, so have my two other brothers.

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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diobahn says on Sep 27, 2007, 06:53:

Strikingviking.net
Daily journals and photographs of a man's experiences while riding a motorcycle alone from Palm Springs, California to the tip of South America at Tierra del Fuego, ...www.strikingviking.net - 22k


It's a long read................

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 10:37:

what the fok is that guy doing in the middle of nowhere by himself in the first place? In my opinion that wasnt the smartest of moves.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 10:43:

nojodaaaa imaginate alla en el interior, en la mita de todos esos cachacos aburrio loco pa mata al primer malpario que vean. ese hijueputa no se quiere

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 10:48:

compa, ese man metio la pata metiendose por esos montes solo.

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 10:56:

how did he get out?

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:03:

according to this program, he told ELN he had prostate cancer and was about to die anyway, so he said "fok it, kill me modefoque!

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:09:

Pobresito when they said "Vamos Vamos" he got back on his bike thinking they were telling him he could go..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:11:

I was going to buy the book about a year ago but could not find it anywhere

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:14:

I was looking for the story where some guys went al monte adentro looking for orchids and got kidnapped but I can't find it either. Muchos pendejos.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:14:

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Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:22:

regalando papaya!

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:26:

Si Señor un papayazo ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:26:

This guy seem like your typical cool gringo with some money to travel and learn about other cultures, open minded in other words.
Then you got the Lou Dobbs, Bill O’Reilly, Hennesy and company that are total racist dick heads taht really deserve to go thru what this guy went thru.
If I were a guerrillero commander I’ll treat the above dick heads a LOT more BRUTAL than a guy like Glen.
I’ll make one hell of a compassionate guerrillero, bu will show no MERCY TO DICK HEADS

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:28:

"I’ll make one hell of a compassionate guerrillero"
Yeah I can imagine you with the typical Glen type, plying him with alcohol and initiating him into the costeño ways of vallenato and women, he wouldn't want to go home.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:31:

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:31:

was he there alone and did not know better or just decided to be a rebel and go into those mountains against what he was told?

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 11:35:

Elmo you know what? I told my husband, I want to go to Barranquilla when I next go to Colombia, and he was like why?

I said I had enough of the cachaco cities and I am curious as to the rumours about the "real" Colombia, we have a family that I can stay with there, so I am going to visit Barranquilla thanks to you jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Sam Salmon says on Sep 27, 2007, 12:04:

Striking Viking is 100% pendejada, this was raked over the coals here on the old Forum.

Sounds like he never even visited Colombia at all.

' a la orden!'

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 12:05:

Mona in Barranquilla, outside of the wealthy also infatuated with American culture, the likes of what you see in cachaco cities, are mostly down to earth and very proud people who enjoy all that is Colombia. .
Just look at these kids in barranquilla how passionate they are about their music. And no! is not all about music, but other things too.

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 12:15:

Eeepa!
Elmo cuando voy a Cali, me siento muy vigilada por lo que es una cuidad muy peligrosa y eso impide a que uno lo cnozca de verdad, tambien quiero conocer el resto de Colombia, a mi me encanta la musica, el baile y estar con personas de ambiente, mi amigo de barranquilla siempre me habla de los paseos que se armaban y los bbqs en la playa a ultima hora hasta la madrugada, eso si me parece muy chevere.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 12:23:

asi mismo mona, salgar and puerto colombia by the beach, just 30 minutes from curramba every weekend becomes the biggest culiadero for kids with no money for habitacion. They get there at 2-3-4 am after the clubs a la playa culia como loco, whith not a worry in the world.
I took my old ass out there too, to see the action near a club called kilamajaro. Cars parked all over the place, going up and down

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2007, 12:24:

hey tone you went to kilamanjaro, right?

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 12:25:

umm ok jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 12:27:

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 12:29:

how do you reduce the size of the pics?

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 12:51:

Polo ni idea sorry, ua vez lo hice pero ya no me acuerdo.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Sep 27, 2007, 13:03:

delete
Desideria says on Thursday September 27th, 2007 9:07: edit

http://www.imageshack.us/

Re-size your pic and post it.

Cheers,
Desi (thanks, Mona for the url)

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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LA_MONA says on Sep 27, 2007, 13:08:

Jjaja thanks Desi, I surfed through the off topic post but as it was soooo long I didn't see it and couldn't be bothered to find it ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Sep 27, 2007, 13:13:

I saved the link, Mona.
Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 13:44:

Thanks desi

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 13:45:

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El Polo says on Sep 27, 2007, 13:47:

Hey i tried that small pic above is a night club in cartagena it looks much funner when you can actually see it. LOL

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la campiña says on Sep 27, 2007, 15:35:

READ the book " Marching powder" genious but true

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toneloc24 says on Sep 27, 2007, 18:43:

elmo - yeah. kilimanjaro's a date spot. very few single chicks there, but nice set up right on the beach. GREAT music, until they kick in with the marica (electronica) set. If you don't have a GREAT date who's putting out, don't go.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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toneloc24 says on Sep 27, 2007, 18:55:

Mona - if you can, a bunch of us are hanging in Barranquilla for Carnaval. Now the city is very different during that time, but you'll get a pretty good idea of the culture there. Only issue I have is that in order to get in places, you gotta leave early, which means no time to catch a nap to shake off the drinking from earlier. One long ass day......over....and....over. I'll be back in January for more. Jejejeje.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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gold digger says on Sep 27, 2007, 20:57:

He stopped eating on purpose and they thought he was going to die. He also would poke his motorcycle keys up his nose and drip the blood onto his pants saying it was the prostrate cancer. Good thing it wasn't your typical N. American that tried starving himself to death, he would last months with that surplus blubber.

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john_stark says on Sep 27, 2007, 21:53:

Did he have a watch that he had shoved up his ass? Did Christopher Walken play his part?

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Buongone says on Sep 27, 2007, 23:20:

Any pic's of those, Hot Rebel Chucha's?

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LA_MONA says on Sep 28, 2007, 02:32:

Polo did you take that pic?

Tone - I'll be in Colombia in January too but I'll be in Cali, which month is the carnaval?
I think Festival del Vallenato is in March or April in Valledupar, would be cool to go but if even Elmo says it's dangerous then it is...but I would love to go.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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toneloc24 says on Sep 28, 2007, 07:22:

Rubi - This ain't the thread to try to convince anyone about BAQ. Bogota's just the capital. Yes, it has more to do regarding nightlife than any other city, but it's the capital, it should.

There are completely different cultures in Colombia outside of Bogota. Way better. Besides, to me, the cold and rainy deal gets old quickly.

By the way, Delta just applied for new direct routes into 4 major Colombian cities from JFK and ATL. I'll be in Colombia more than before, if that was possible.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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toneloc24 says on Sep 28, 2007, 07:28:

Mona - February 2 - 5, 2008 are the official dates. HOWEVER, it'll be in full swing prior to the 2nd. I'll probably do a week surrounding those dates. Elmo and a couple others will probably be there for weeks prior.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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El Polo says on Sep 28, 2007, 23:35:

Yes monita that pic was taken around 3:30am that night and everyone was still dancing

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goin_south says on Sep 29, 2007, 11:38:

****chances of me, a 100% spic, driving a nice car somewhere in Long Island, NY and getting stop by cops then getting my face smashed in, are 50-50.****

Well... I guess ya better not do that, eh modefoq?

MORE PBH HYPE:
FROM THE DARK SIDE:

THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN YEARS AGO; IT WAS YESTERDAY!
Thanks, yeah. If like rubio is right, and it was 2001 (B.U.)
Before....Uribe?

Where do we go from here?

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morphus says on Sep 30, 2007, 15:29:

It was back in 2001 when half the people on here were afraid to go to Colombia.

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goin_south says on Sep 30, 2007, 22:54:

2001... morph, I mus confess;
I wouldn't have known Colombia from Venezuela from Bolivia.
No reason, at the time.

Where do we go from here?

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campbell says on Oct 1, 2007, 01:09:

national geographic should have at least used colombian actors.

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goin_south says on Oct 1, 2007, 04:11:

alot of eln are stationed in Narino... so, can appear much as ecuadorian.
either way, they're scum

Where do we go from here?

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campbell says on Oct 2, 2007, 00:49:

i remember seeing it on the news. don't travel alone through the backcountry of colombia by yourself if you don't speak spanish and you are an american.

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