Living Cost in Bogota

Peter (Moderator) says on Jun 11, 2008, 22:23:

What kind of apartment are you looking for? Could it be shared?

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Gator says on Jun 12, 2008, 07:23:

I, like Rubito, doubt very seriously if you can find a three-month rental-best bet, IMHO, might be around the universities.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 12, 2008, 07:30:

after my cartagenera got up to gotto work this morning, i started watching the news and they were reporting of bombs going off in bogota.
surely they must be mistaken, chit like that don´t happen in bogota cali or medellin, it happens only in barraquilla.
web, have you heard this?

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robi666 says on Jun 12, 2008, 07:40:

Living cost in Bogota... it can be anywhere from thousand to millions.
Just think about what it could cost a ransom by FARC or a long hospital treatment to heal from Burundanga.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 12, 2008, 07:49:

burundanga treatment could go from a few days to a few years, depends on high the dosage.
But my bogota, cali and medellin loving gringo amigos have nothing to worry about, burundaga is only used in barranquilla. Now if you beleive that, i got a bridge to fokin sell.
lately i´ve been watching lots of colombian news. bombs, killing, farc fighting with colombian soldiers, kidnapping, horrific crimes against all, including children coming from bogota, cali and medellin.
the most horrible crime coming outta barranquilla is some crazy homeless modefoque stealing copper pipes from a fokin hospital.

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webmanco says on Jun 12, 2008, 10:20:

most horrible crime coming outta barranquilla is some crazy homeless modefoque stealing copper pipes from a fokin hospital.


There is more in life than easy women, getting drunk and talk BS :-)

Read the dam newspaper


‘Guri Guri’, ‘Cachibola’ y ladrón del ‘Pollo’ Navarro en la Modelo De Curramba BurraQuilla


Ayer se dictaron tres medidas de aseguramiento contra delincuentes capturados por hechos violentos recientes y actualmente se encuentran en la Cárcel Modelo de Barranquilla.

Javier Enrique Martínez Sandoval, alias ‘Cachibolas’, fue detenido en Soledad por el C.T.I el martes, cinco días después de la muerte del niño Jerson Zambrano Locarno.

Los hechos que son materia de investigación y por los cuales se le dictó medida de aseguramiento, ocurrieron en el barrio Moderno, al sur de la ciudad, cuando Martínez se dio a la fuga después de robar una farmacia.

En medio de la persecución que emprendió la comunidad, ‘Cachibola’ disparó su arma e impactó en la barbilla del menor, perforando también su cuello. Jerson murió después de 10 días de agonía.

Martínez Sandoval se encuentra en la Cárcel Modelo de Barranquilla por los cargos de homicidio, hurto calificado agravado, y fabricación y tráfico de arma de fuego.

Jhonatan Vivanco Ortiz, alias ‘Guri Guri’, deberá afrontar los delitos de hurto y homicidio de Félix Izquierdo Martínez




http://www.elheraldo.com.co/ELHERALDO/BancoConocimiento/4/4policia_les...

http://www.elheraldo.com.co/ELHERALDO/judicial.asp

Bogota is a paradise considering the amount of people not from here, including reinsertados, desplazados, Third world colombian returning from NYC and eslsewhere. :-)

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robi666 says on Jun 12, 2008, 10:34:

It took a while to show up, Web :)

Now, about burundanga, my sister in law ex husband was just drugged in Barranquilla a week ago together with two friends.
They left them naked in Puerto Colombia.

Now they say that they can't remember where and how it happened, but one, who says that it was the taxi driver putting something in their bottle of Ron.
Now, knowing him, I don't believe it and I guess that they were burundagized in Fredy pa lamurillo o en uno de esos bares de mala muerte.

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Juligan2 says on Jun 12, 2008, 12:04:

For how many people do you need the apartment? and how many rooms do you need?

juliganmayor at hotmail.com

Luxury apartment or rooms with cheap rates only 2 blocks from US embassy welovebogota.com

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elmodefoque says on Jun 12, 2008, 12:07:

barranquilla is infested with cachacos.
we don´t know what the fok to do with them???

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elmodefoque says on Jun 12, 2008, 12:07:

we aint got big enough prisons

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Gator says on Jun 13, 2008, 06:56:

TOUCHE

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lpdiver says on Jun 13, 2008, 09:34:

burundanga...yeah I need to remember that one when my wife catches me...

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webmanco says on Jun 15, 2008, 09:12:

Here I go Monteria

Maybe the woman should change her nikcname from NiKita a SiQuita.

http://www.eltiempo.com/nacion/caribe/2008-06-15/ARTICULO-WEB-NOTA_INT...

Junio 14 de 2008

Mujer mató a dos hombres en Montería

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