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LIVE FROM BARRANQUILLA

Barranquilla, is just like any other city in the colombian third world, as such, in many places you wont see much of the cultural charm most bible belt gringos enjoy while pushing their carts down the iles of their local Wal Mart.
That being said, let me tell ya something. There are a lotta places in north curramba (the south, is a fun dump, my kind of place) you wont see in your fokin main steet. Lots, lots and lots of money around here.
If you want women chasing your retired from Home Depo middle aged ass, best places are Medellin, Cali, Bogota, etc. they are desperate to get the fok outta colombia. These are also great places to get your pasty ass burungadized and kidnapped.
Most young hot broads in curramba prefer, handsome John Jairo from la calle 80 something, and not some 2 left feet modefoque who traveled over 300,000 thousand miles to get laid
With all that, i can´t wait to get back to NYC, fishing up there is red hot. This is a business trip.
NO HAY NODA COMO UN VERANO EN NUEVA YORK.
I have to go, my 24 year old amigita barranquilla just arrived at my hotel, have to pay for her fokin taxi.

By elmodefoque on Jun 4, 2008, 15:51 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Jun 4, 2008, 15:51:

thank you!

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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CanadaMan says on Jun 4, 2008, 16:02:

I hope the maca powder helps or the Viagra... just kidding..lol

Elmo how come you are staying at a hotel and not with your family ?

Enjoy your stay..

CanadaMan

..

Formerly WidowerfromCanada...I am engaged to a wonderful Peruviana.

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robi666 says on Jun 4, 2008, 16:02:

How much did they charge her for a taxi from La Ciudadela to your hotel Elmo?

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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elmodefoque says on Jun 4, 2008, 16:10:

robi, is only 5 mil from her place in Las ´Delicias to my hotel on 79 st.
From la Ciudadela is like 8 mil fokin pesos

CM, i NEVER, NEVER, NEVER stay with family, I don,t think they would be to thrill to have a string of girls 30 years younger than me coming in and out at all hours. The sound of vibrators (spelling ?) at 3 am is not too nice either. Hotels are best for me

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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El Polo says on Jun 4, 2008, 18:07:

jaja que vaina elmo, suerte compa, staying with family is not so bad if you have single cousin, brother, or nephew or something to that extent, anyhow, hablamos mañana if your around.

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Robert Jorge says on Jun 4, 2008, 18:12:

You spelled vibrator correctly Elmo. And if you got chicks using vibrators that would disturb your vacinos habitacions(sp?), I gotta ask if they are D-cell, or 110 volt plug in.

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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robi666 says on Jun 4, 2008, 19:02:

Elmo, wish I was there... algo nuevo en Vuernes?

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oldbongo says on Jun 4, 2008, 20:43:

remember elmo,......

.. you're only as old as the woman you feel.

take it from the old one who knows......

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Mr. Hollywood says on Jun 4, 2008, 21:32:

Elmo's vibrator is from John Deere.

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goin_south says on Jun 5, 2008, 01:45:

very special... modefoq

Where do we go from here?

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robi666 says on Jun 5, 2008, 10:08:

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Monpirri says on Jun 5, 2008, 11:55:

Jaajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajjajajajajajjajajajajajjajajjajajajjajajajajajajjajajajajajjajajajjaja
That was a very low blow to cachacos and they deserved it.
One think I do not like about cachacos is that they love to promote things from other coutries instead of promoting their own stuff.

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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huskie says on Jun 5, 2008, 12:04:

Jealous?
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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Monpirri says on Jun 5, 2008, 13:32:

Jealous of what? You? Or of the present invasion of the foreigners who are taking away their cultural id?

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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robi666 says on Jun 5, 2008, 21:08:

Zeus... 'their' is cachacos. Who's speaking about USA?

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Mr. Hollywood says on Jun 5, 2008, 21:11:

That youtube video is hilarious.

It's a great study in Costeño swearing, at the least.

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robi666 says on Jun 5, 2008, 21:14:

There are other three videos of the monocuco2010...

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goin_south says on Jun 5, 2008, 23:55:

Losing 'cultural identity'?
Well... in about twenty more years, that won't matter, as 'globalization' of the whole freakin entire universe continues... yeah.. si... 'universal globalization'... .chew on it. jaja

Where do we go from here?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 6, 2008, 02:50:

the funny thing is the guy who is speaking in the video have Spanish Accent.. unless is costeño who is trying tries to disguised himself uhmmm

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 6, 2008, 02:59:

Yes, I was wondering the very same thing, kat. Gilipollas? Which coste~no would ever use that word?

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Monpirri says on Jun 6, 2008, 07:40:

Zeus, "So Mopirri, who are you talking about losing the cultural idenity and where are you from? Curious."
Ask the paisas what is their favorite music or favorite food? Or take them out to their favorite night club and let me know if I am wrong. You have to be Colombian know what I am taking about.

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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toneloc24 says on Jun 6, 2008, 09:18:

LOL!!! Monpirri....oh boy!!!!

Why you gotta take it THERE?

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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Monpirri says on Jun 6, 2008, 09:27:

I dunno.

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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