life in the institution.....

you know, everything was goin' along just fine until they put oldbongo away..........damm federales!!!

what happened was, la commandante started to notice
changes in oldbongos' personal ways....he started cleaning the toilet compulsively, he started swearing a lot, and only wanted to jump her from behind.
then he lost control of his ability to suppress shrieks of uncontrollable laughter at anytime of day or night.
the problem was, oldbongos' ahlzheimers has been advancing, and he kept confusing elmo with ricky.
it got to the point where she gave oldbongo an ultimatum:
either, go get help in an institution that specializes in
such behavior, or, get married.
agreeing with others like-minded, oldbongo felt marriage is also an institution, to which, one must be totally commited, and so chose riverview, which has a nice green park outside. the only problem is, they don't let us use the computers very often, and now time's up.

By oldbongo on May 16, 2007, 12:30 in Friendly Talkzone.

morphus says on May 16, 2007, 20:49:

At least you can still get it up :)

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oldbongo says on May 17, 2007, 11:34:

of course morph.... and you, especially, might appreciate a little contemporary history lesson. la commandantes' abuelo had the chutzpah to marry her abuela when he was 65 and she was 15. so, don't let all those biddies put you down for doin' what comes natural.

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elmodefoque says on May 17, 2007, 11:51:

65 and she was 15 damnnn
no 65 and she was 15 damnnn
no telling what i'm gonna do when i reach that age. I might just end up doing the same chit jijijij
hey OB nice to fokin see you.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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oldbongo says on May 17, 2007, 12:09:

how do you think??? oldbongo got so lucky with la commandante??
was it his pasty good looks??..or his sagesse??
or maybe it was the $$$$$$$$.....
none of the above..
..it was genetics.

of course, now that he is institutionalized, she wants babies,
but oldbongo has had to tell her that, like her abuelo, he will be too old to throw the ball back.

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lpdiver says on May 17, 2007, 17:48:

oldbongo Need a pinch hitter. I make beautiful baby girls. My coworker got hisself clipped a few years back and then remarried. It is ten large to reverse. I told him to just tell his wife he like kinky sex and tie and blindfold her. I also volunteer success no matter how many repeat visits were required. jejeje

tiberon

"cook some rice!"

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