Let's take it seriously for once.

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.

She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes
I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'
'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.
'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'

By jack_jason on Mar 7, 2008, 06:17 in Friendly Talkzone.

Chelesupercono says on Mar 7, 2008, 08:26:

God Bless the little brat..!!!! lol

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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bickerss says on Mar 7, 2008, 09:48:

haha - very funny - I like that joke!!!

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nueva york bombero says on Mar 7, 2008, 15:01:

Bravo JJ!!

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lpdiver says on Mar 7, 2008, 17:50:

Or what about the boy who walked in on his father banging his mother. The boy was shocked and agast. The father nervously laughed and escorted the boy out of the bedroom and went about finishing the business at hand.

After dressing and strolling into the kitchen he was mortified to see his son with grandma bent over the kitchen table banging away. What it the hell are you doing? exploded the father.

SEE it's not so funny when its YOUR mother is it?

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"cook some rice!"

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