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Let's have a PBH beauty contest!!

Well this board needs cheering up big time..soooooo....all the gorgeous PBH ladies should put up a pic on this thread!!

Agreed?

By gringolondinense on May 23, 2007, 10:07 in Friendly Talkzone.

arthur brode says on May 23, 2007, 10:37:

Lets see what you got,Desi :) .

http://www.calirentals.net/

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2007, 10:44:

I suggest because the majority of the members are male, it should be a male beauty contest.
so please boys let the show started. Gringolondinense come on show us your pecks ;)

engage brain before opening mouth

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 23, 2007, 10:46:

Here's a beauty contest photo of a male sex tourist PBH member:

how that gringo, Kat1?

jajajajjajaj........

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2007, 10:55:

not bad, MC but need a bit of tummy work out

engage brain before opening mouth

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kalder says on May 23, 2007, 10:57:

Here's Desi If you login to:

www.picsearch.com

and put some names into its search function, you get some interesting results. Here, for example, is what it came up with when I typed in 'desi'...

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2007, 11:00:

If you click in Desis's name you can see a picture of her, it's been there for ages.

engage brain before opening mouth

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kalder says on May 23, 2007, 11:04:

I've just typed in 'caritadeangel'. Crikey...her detractors'll have something different to say if they see those pics.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 23, 2007, 11:07:

Kat1....that guy was actually a drunk Ohio fireman who got arrested for allegedly being drunk in public, while walking to enter a female beauty contest at a local bar....damn fireman! and they get paid to sleep, too!!!

jajajjajaja

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2007, 11:12:

I though it was you!!!!!
O/J I though it was you!!!!!

O/J jijij

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webmanco says on May 23, 2007, 11:17:

I still got Kat1 picture when she was Chica Aguila, I will post it only with her approval.

Y sin embargo te quiero

(I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 23, 2007, 11:18:

nope, not me.....i have pronounced abs...jajajajajjaj and i am not a sex tourist either...jajajjaja..besides, i want to look like my governor, Arnold S., when i grow up...or like Morphus, but better looking....=)

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2007, 11:21:

no webmanco, let the i CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STILL GOT THAT PICTURE ;)

engage brain before opening mouth

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webmanco says on May 23, 2007, 11:24:

A picture is worth more than a thousand words (posts)

Y sin embargo te quiero

(I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy

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podborski says on May 23, 2007, 12:28:

kat was a chica Aguila?? damn, the legend grows.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2007, 13:21:

yep, Pod I was a chica Aguila, gezz is my outfit was hot, webmanco if you want to post it go ahead jajaja

juancho, what happened to your paisa GF, i though you were going to get married? she was very pretty.

engage brain before opening mouth

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Man Tequila says on May 23, 2007, 13:31:

If I posted my picture you'd all be bitching about how your monitors no longer worked. I'll spare you. I can't compete with a chica aguila, but I did sign up for a course at the pow wow finishing school, so I'll keep you posted.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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webmanco says on May 23, 2007, 13:31:

Chica Aguíla

Chica Aguila año 1980

(I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2007, 13:41:

there it is. happy now :)))
there it is. happy now :)))

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oldbongo says on May 23, 2007, 13:48:

kat.. you shamelass tart!!
hiding your sordid past from oldbongo all this time.
no wonder you never did send that finger foto.
tramposa!!!!!!!!!!

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podborski says on May 23, 2007, 13:50:

DISAPPOINTED!! (man t I am relying on you to recall what tv or movie character said that one word and made it sound funny, I forget)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 23, 2007, 13:59:

kalder I wish I was as young and pretty as the girl in your picture. I googled "Desi" too and found out that perhaps it wasn't me who invented that name:(
Anyway, kat is right, my pic has been on my info tab forever.

Cheers,
Desi

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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oldbongo says on May 23, 2007, 14:04:

actually...
to be sure, oldbongo is no plagiarist, like some others around here, and credits dan ackroyd for calling jane curtain a "shameless slut"
in 1976. however he makes no such remark to kat,...only the much milder.......lyin', cheatin', teasin' shameless tart.
..just the kind to make you lose sleep.

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oldbongo says on May 23, 2007, 14:07:

actually desiderata....was fist penned by max ehrmann in 1927.

it's worth another read.

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oldbongo says on May 23, 2007, 14:08:

that's first penned. sorry.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2007, 14:09:

?????
olbongo I'm as ?????
olbongo I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar

engage brain before opening mouth

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CaritadeAngel says on May 23, 2007, 14:10:

Kalder Grin. Elmo thinks I'm cute. That's cos I got this big long ears ...

What? Why the long face?

"Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem."

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

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podborski says on May 23, 2007, 14:24:

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar jajaja!

I'm betting that one came from hubby though didn't it kat? I think colombian humour is blacker than that, but just as good, of course.

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oldbongo says on May 23, 2007, 15:15:

actually... oldbongo gets as nervous as a whore in church when he communicates with kat, and that's what keeps us so confundito.

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oldbongo says on May 23, 2007, 15:18:

and now.. he is busier than a cat covering up shit,...
so, have a nice day all, ...and kat...mandame!!

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podborski says on May 23, 2007, 19:20:

how do you say 'topless bar' in spanish?

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webmanco says on May 23, 2007, 21:32:

it would be bar de mujeres sin brasier, but it is not used in Colombia, you will find the "topless bar" term used in some night clubs.

Y sin embargo te quiero

(I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy

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gringolondinense says on May 24, 2007, 03:49:

ok kat!! i just sent u the link to my pic. Im outside one of the Queen's houses, as you would expect from a guy of my calibre ;-). My burrita is just out of shot, because she ran away!!

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morphus says on May 24, 2007, 03:57:

What do you win? Are'nt most people on here over the hill?

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gringolondinense says on May 24, 2007, 04:05:

hahah the only real prizes are for us guys, feasting our bulging eyes on all the PBH ladies!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 24, 2007, 05:31:

Morphus you will win a certificated of the most good looking PBH member, you will get the certificate via DHL sign by Peter and the mods, with a crown of course and your picture will be post where Webmanco put his little photos on the left hand side of the page.

So come on boy show us your pecks, we the girls are the judges.

Gringo I will check your pict ;)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 24, 2007, 05:34:

OK I checked your pict, you are in the finals.

not bad at all ;).

sorry Morphus you got a big contender here.

engage brain before opening mouth

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gringolondinense says on May 24, 2007, 05:47:

thankyou Kat!! im blushing now... hahhah!

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Cerealkiller says on May 24, 2007, 06:04:

whats all this picture swaping contest? i wanna play!!!

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 24, 2007, 06:06:

Sorry CK men only, but you can be a judge ;)

gringolondinense you are welcome ;)

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gringolondinense says on May 24, 2007, 06:10:

men only?? no way!! we cant be having this..CK please send pic!! :-).

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 24, 2007, 06:33:

engage brain before opening mouth

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gringolondinense says on May 24, 2007, 06:52:

haha Kat youre tooo gorgeous and you shouldnt post your real picture, otherwise 90% of PBH members would die of heart attacks :-).

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CaptainHowdy says on May 24, 2007, 09:12:

Scary pic.. I had to wear a dress this year at school. I made a deal with the kids and they pulled it off. Some of them wanted me to shave my head but I said, "No way!" It would take months for my hair to grow back and I can get out of a dress in 1 day. This is actually the third time I've had to wear a dress. Boy, do the kids eat it up, too!!!

Teaching preteens the things they need to know!

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CaptainHowdy says on May 24, 2007, 09:13:

Oops!!

Teaching preteens the things they need to know!

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Cerealkiller says on May 24, 2007, 12:24:

So how do you post images on this thing?

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Cerealkiller says on May 24, 2007, 12:24:

So how do you post images on this thing?

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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podborski says on May 24, 2007, 12:32:

go to www.tinypic.com CK and download your (downsized preferably) photo and then copy and paste the link in your post.

Sorry, I'm no techy, that's the best I can do. But try it, if I can do it, anyone can.

I'm hoping your photos won't disappoint me like kat's always do :(

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gringolondinense says on May 24, 2007, 12:41:

this page tells you how to add your pix......
http://faq.gardenweb.com/faq/lists/pepper/2002072150000611.html

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lochdhu says on May 24, 2007, 13:26:

Below is a good example of why you should never post your pics on the internet.

it starts innocently enough on the bodybuilding forums here
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=614033&highlight=potential
its a good read if you want to laugh for an hour.

But, I'll spare you the time, and show you some of the better photos we photoshopped of this poor sap.

The guy starts off posting his photo below, and the hilarity ensues

then the fun starts

so be warned, if you upload a pic, guys like me will have fun and photoshop you for our own entertianment

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billyb says on May 24, 2007, 13:37:

Hilarious Loch..... jajajaja...

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lochdhu says on May 24, 2007, 13:42:

heres the youtube video of all the pics

and part 2

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podborski says on May 24, 2007, 13:44:

why are there more clever people on the net than working in hollywood? very funny lochdhu

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lochdhu says on May 24, 2007, 13:48:

Because in Hollywood, everyone own's a piece of your ass, But on the net the only one that gets a piece is the domain registrar and the IRS, and hosting company. so were on the net for a reason.

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houstongal says on May 24, 2007, 14:01:

Thanks for the laugh Boy, it's hard to view those pix at work and try not to laugh. Thanks for the pick-me-up this afternoon.

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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lochdhu says on May 24, 2007, 14:18:

Come on people, are you scared to post your pictures or what? :)

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 24, 2007, 14:41:

Ok, Lochdhu..you have been charged with the duty to design the PBH Gringo Pesos bills......I would like for you to use the photos of Morphus that he has posted here, but that would not be right..=)..So.,...lets use the virtual gringo sex tourist photo embedded here......nifty suit, huh? and, of course you will be paid in the same bills, if you choose to accept the assignment.....what say you??

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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oldbongo says on May 24, 2007, 14:46:

hey... that guy looks just like oldbongo used to.
now he is much plumper and the gold is diamonds.

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 24, 2007, 14:54:

i hope you launched the suit though!! jajajajaj Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Man Tequila says on May 24, 2007, 17:46:

Very nice, lochdhu. What happened to Pedro after he posted his picture?

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morphus says on May 24, 2007, 22:39:

Alright, heres a picture of me in my favorite pair of underwear:

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podborski says on May 24, 2007, 22:45:

man that must've been some curry you ate morph

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morphus says on May 24, 2007, 22:49:

I have'nt ate curry in 4 years :)

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 24, 2007, 23:35:

Wheres Man Tequila??? isnt that a case of Morphusitis?? and why do your pictures turn out green, Morphus?? that is nasty......had to shave for that photo, eh??? Brazilian??? ..jajajajaj....

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Man Tequila says on May 25, 2007, 04:28:

Morphus is clearly the Incredible Hulk. Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. You might not think he's any great shakes when he's not angry.

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podborski says on May 25, 2007, 07:34:

hey CK, we're still waiting for photos of some sort, even though I'm pretty sure you'll pull a kat and disappoint us immature little boys :)

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Cerealkiller says on May 25, 2007, 08:15:

I want to see your pics first. I am a judge and MIGHT reveal myself after the contest, not before!!!

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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podborski says on May 25, 2007, 09:13:

jaja No, I already share WAY too much info here. Besides, I saw the photos above and I know there are some good photoshop experts here.

I'll just have to wait to see the real thing when you visit BsAs.

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Proud_Canadian says on May 25, 2007, 10:28:

omg too funny I hope you never come across a picture of me on the internet and do that too it!

The Al Jazeera one....OMG LMAO!!!

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 12:33:

What no takers? sigh...
What no takers? sigh...

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Cerealkiller says on May 25, 2007, 13:07:

Kat1, Im with you. Gringolondinense makes a fine specimen. Guys get those pics coming you dont want to leg behind right???

This is CerealKiller btw, I want my beauty crown delivered through Fed Ex:

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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podborski says on May 25, 2007, 13:27:

oh, I can't believe I fell for it, I'm sooo gullible.

Not sure why it didn't post CK, but you need to just cut and paste this:

http://i18.tinypic.com/62swkg7.jpg

if you really want to see the photo...

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Cerealkiller says on May 25, 2007, 13:39:

Im too sexy for my shirt!!! Im too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!!!

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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goin_south says on May 25, 2007, 15:47:

The green is because he's (morph) is related, first cousin I presume, to SCHRECK.

Voy por del Sur

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 16:43:

Heres a new one guys, enjoy

Heres a new one guys, enjoy

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 17:11:

Come on guys, Don't be scared of a little photoshopping, post your pics! I prefer large pics, cause they are easier to deal with.

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billyb says on May 25, 2007, 17:25:

That is funny Loch, jajaja... ... I'll make sure to never piss you off.

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 17:40:

Here's the other half of Morphus's picture

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 17:44:

Don't worry billyb. getting pissed off is a waste of energy, and takes a lot to get me boiling over the edge.

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David in Idaho says on May 25, 2007, 17:56:

Hey Lochdhu, speaking of photos ... I just checked your site. When will you be telling all the PBHers that your fine looking models are available for public enjoyment? Don't be greedy and keep all ten thousand pictures to yourself!

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 18:02:

DII! where ya been? havent seen you on here in a while.

As for the site, it will be a couple more months, sometimes things don't always go as planned :( and I have more profitable ventures I am building (video resume site) so making money comes first over entertianment and for "fun" projects.

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Man Tequila says on May 25, 2007, 20:13:

Picture Here's a picture of me at an Australian hostel. I'm the burnt bloke on the right. It would be a pleasure to be mangled by a creative guy like lochdhu.

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 20:25:

lol I'll see what I can do with that pic, better to have a pic of ones entire stature, standing up, sitting down, posing, or doing something type of activity. now I just have to find the right picture to merge you with.

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David in Idaho says on May 25, 2007, 21:13:

OK Lochdhu, I understand ... work before play. That's my tune these days too. Lately I've been a passive reader of PBH, since most of the content lately has been whining of one sort or another.

I look forward to seeing what you do to MT. Meanwhile, I'm searching for a good picture of me you can mangle.

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David in Idaho says on May 25, 2007, 21:20:

I guess I'm technologically challenged. I copied a picture, the the paste option isn't working. Any sophisticated people have a tip?

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 21:32:

David
go to tinypic.com David
go to tinypic.com upload your pic, once uploaded, you'll be presented
with 4 options, the one you want to copy and paste is the first option that says "HTML for websites" which is highlighted in blue in the picture below

also when you paste it, it will look something like this

and then post your message, and viola!

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 22:07:

Hey David
I still have some Hey David
I still have some of your wedding pics I can chop :)

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 22:22:

I went easy on you Man_tequila, quick 5 min chop below

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Man Tequila says on May 25, 2007, 22:30:

Could do a lot worse. 'Course then you'd scare of the other pendejos.

Uh, thanks. I guess.

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 25, 2007, 22:39:

hey, ManTequila...are those leather pants??? Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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David in Idaho says on May 25, 2007, 22:44:

Thanks Lochdhu ... I'll give it a try In the meantime, I suppose I could give you permission to scandalize my wedding pictures, since you're my friend and all. But let's leave Ruby out of it, if you don't mind.

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 22:52:

David
Dont worry, i won't David
Dont worry, i won't include Ruby. I wouldn't do that to her. but you on the other hand, the chopping is the easy part, finding the right photo caption is the hard part and takes time, so I am just doing quick chops from existing pics on hard

one more for man tequila

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Man Tequila says on May 25, 2007, 23:27:

Get stuffed.
I don't wanna Get stuffed.

I don't wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
cause lions ain't the kind
You love enough.
Just wanna be, your teddy bear...

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Man Tequila says on May 25, 2007, 23:35:

This is a pretty far cry from "the gorgeous PBH ladies should put up a pic on this thread"...

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lochdhu says on May 25, 2007, 23:36:

Man_tequila,
where'd you Man_tequila,
where'd you take that picture at anyways? Amsterdam? too much smoke!

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Man Tequila says on May 25, 2007, 23:47:

Australia The picture was taken (by a friendly stranger) at the Glenelg Beach Hostel, near Adelaide. They like their smokes there, too.

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podborski says on May 26, 2007, 10:08:

not the way I pictured you at all man t I thought it would have been a stuffed Jessica Rabbit

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goin_south says on May 27, 2007, 12:49:

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goin_south says on May 27, 2007, 12:50:

KTGF....did you skip a page??? or, a thread???
Wtf?

Voy por del Sur

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