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LADIES ONLY!

Ladies: If you, like me, and Elmo's latest Burro, have had it up to HERE with the gringos lookin for Colombiana Mamis, look no further. I believe that I may have found an oasis of ambrosia for us ladies:

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Hurry while the order lasts - myself I got dibs on the 7'5" guy.

SINCERE APOLOGIES TO ANYONE THAT I MAY HAVE OFFENDED WITH THIS POST. ALL IS MEANT IN JEST!

By ReinaDeLa Baile on Jan 5, 2005, 11:32 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


ACBlessing says on Jan 5, 2005, 14:13:

I am severely offended!!!!!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with 5'-9"???? Am I some kind of worthless dwarf or what?????


Alex Blessing, Spokane, WA, USA
alex at acblessing.com,MSN Messenger
www.acblessing.com

Just plain poor

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arthur brode says on Jan 5, 2005, 14:39:

thanx for the tip Reina!!!

http://www.calirentals.net/

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kernow62 says on Jan 5, 2005, 14:59:

That's good, thanks Reina. I'm glad to see my picture has been removed.

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 5, 2005, 16:06:

ACBLESSING! Lo siento amorcito - you're just too together for me. And you speak English to boot. Just jokin'!

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Raleigh1590 says on Jan 5, 2005, 16:22:

I'll take that German one. Selbsverstandlich!

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Lionheart says on Jan 5, 2005, 16:32:

sooo quiet now it seems all the females (and maybe some others) are drooling over Reina's website all day today ...

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gunn44 says on Jan 5, 2005, 16:34:

Hahahaha Wow! I didn't know you were a subscriber! Please look at my listing. OOPS! I forgot...gotta do the US$5000 subscription upgrade first! hahaha -gunner

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Save the Wildcats says on Jan 5, 2005, 16:37:

Oh my... I'm just stunned.

I want the guy that chases chickens, and the one that reminds me of Bill Gates. I call first dibs!

Good to see you here, BTW, Reina!

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 5, 2005, 16:40:

Raleigh Just stay away from the tall one, OK? Also - the one from El Salvador is "touching my heart in a very special way." I think we can get Elmo's Burro to advertise a few Costenos that need new homes. Tho I ain't takin' none ub em! ciaoito!

Gunn44: Hurry up with the upgrade already.:) Come on, it is only 5K an we all know that Gringos are L-O-A-D-E-D!!!!!!!!!!! kiss kiss.

Lionheart: If they are, then I need to get a cut of the action. To pay for me mentally challenged no speaking Enlish new husband mail order from Angola. $hit! I think me going to buy me three Mail Order Husbands.

One for me.
One to hang out here on PBH and have no life all day long.
One to send down to Colombia to spy on Calipro.

That reminds me - I was going to start MIAMIPRO. Until Mad Lion ran away from PBH. Sigh. Another billion-dollar genius business plan foiled because a man got his knickers in a twist!

ciao!

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ACBlessing says on Jan 5, 2005, 18:50:

Dammit With guys like that to compete with, I know I've already lost. I'm not even going to try. Maybe I can just find a decent pet cat and call it quits.


Alex Blessing, Spokane, WA, USA
alex at acblessing.com,MSN Messenger
www.acblessing.com

Just plain poor

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Chuck says on Jan 6, 2005, 09:07:

Voted best web site of the Century! great! I can't wait to join them! If you gals out there are too cheap to pay the fee, just email me here for free.

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nanis says on Jan 6, 2005, 10:03:

reina you are way too good to us! even tho i'm already married I just can't stop fantasising about these hot red blooded males you've introduced us to thanks girl!! i was wondering if you were a good friend may be you could let me share the tall one with you

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 6, 2005, 13:08:

Mrs. G - of course we can share ...

but I don't want Elmo to get too jealous. Hmn, maybe we can get him to buy us beers and pay our taxi all over town until we get migraines.

No, better to order a Mail Order Husband.

Cuidate Amiga!

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nanis says on Jan 6, 2005, 13:24:

haha you're a funny gal! we could invite him too why not? he will be drooling all over us like those bobitos you showed us

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oldbongo says on Jan 6, 2005, 14:04:

ladies,..please.. while the oldgringo always respects your
capacity for guile,...please respect the plan
for the forthcoming yacht party,to which you are invited,
again, as special guests,to share elmo,with all of us who care.

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 10, 2005, 19:24:

old gringo I mean, do we HAVE to share him with YOU. I mean, how much room will there be in the latrina, anyway? :)

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teppar says on Jan 11, 2005, 05:23:

i'm so sad... i live in a country where we have to go through a proxy server to access the internet and therefore things like mailorderhusbands.com is blocked...i'm so sad i can't take part in the lecherous behaviour and find myself a non-english speaking hairy neaderthal man without an education or a stitch of ambition to buy and bring home to the family. gee...and the family would have been so proud ;-)

cheers

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