la comandante is back...

the oldgringo picked up la comandante at the airport last nite, after her return from solving all the problems of her pueblo for another year, and let the old one tell you,:
within 5 minutes of getting home, she had the oldgringo down on all fours,.."squealing like a pig"....
elmo woulda been proud.
what is with these corroncha costenitas?
never mind all those debates about visas and money..

she just seems to like short,fat,old,bald,hairy,retarded.....

By oldbongo on Jan 30, 2006, 10:48 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Jan 30, 2006, 11:42:

Olgringo, you lucky dog, got your comandante back. My cachaca comandante still down in Medellin blowing money left and right. Everyday is gym with personal trainer, next is the spa with facials and body massage, then is acupuncture therapy, and after that hair salon to get ready for Parque Lleras in the evening. Meanwhile I’m eating packages of 25 cent Ramen noodle soup and a can of tuna. Those people from el El Poblado want to live just like the movie stars in Los Angeles. I wont be surprise when they start sending their dogs to therapy too, for depression and for chewing shoes. shit, if I had a dog and that modeque chewed on my only sneakers, I’m gonna shove a boot up his ass, guarantee he wont do it again.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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oldbongo says on Jan 30, 2006, 12:12:

funny you should mention..... we just got a puppy..shady lady...black shepherd..
and she'e chewin already...
man, what a difference between cachaca and costenita..

la commandante spent money like water in canada...
but she spent her thousands on everyone's xmas presents, medicos,seguros,servicios,repuestos,terapias,
and general damage control....
she thought she was mother teresa or something...
nice try,...next year,...she's not gonna take anything to give.
just a new car,..and give everyone a free ride around the barrio.

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