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It is getting late now

It is late now so I shall retire to the warmth and seclusion of my pit (Scot, colloquial for bed) I bid you all good night and I leave you with this thought.

A recent study found that the kind of male face that a Colombian woman is attracted to can vary considerably depending upon where she is in her menstrual cycle.

It seems that if a woman is ovulating then she is more attracted to a man with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, she is more inclined to be drawn to a man who is doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors embedded deep in his temple and a cricket stump shoved up his arse?

The difference between an English woman and one from Colombia is also easily defined?

You can tell if you English wife is dead more easily.
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up?

God bless.

By ARMacleod on Feb 17, 2005, 16:02 in Friendly Talkzone.

dwmte says on Feb 17, 2005, 16:25:

if i had to guess, max, ..... it was probably trial and error.

when? then
where? there
who? can't say
what? you know
why? what a question

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ARMacleod says on Feb 17, 2005, 16:25:

Easy! It is the wisdom of age my dear fellow.

You will grow to worship me when you start to believe in me.

you will grow to love me when you begin to trust my word.

If you don't IDGAF.

Peace, and may your tribe grow and prosper.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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dwmte says on Feb 17, 2005, 16:27:

king james... i might add to your observations that the dishes only pile up in the sink in colombia in homes where the sex doesn't change.

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Lionheart says on Feb 17, 2005, 17:21:

he must be frustrated no more foxhunts in the UK ...

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