Is Something Wrong With Me?

podborski says on May 21, 2007, 07:14:

that TV announcer on City TV is my dream colombiana. Anyone know the one I mean? She does the news in the late afternoon with some guy with thinning hair and an open shirt collar.

I was going to say she has dark hair and a great smile, but that's just about all colombianas isn't it?

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Rikito says on May 21, 2007, 08:19:

You are so right on Juancho The Miss Colombia pageant is great seeing some of the women from small towns or places like Cali, Cart, or BAQ but,this Bogota thing was a mess. I had to turn the station several times to watch the Flinstones in spanish to get my pulse going.

It is not life that matters, but the journey.

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coffee beaner says on May 21, 2007, 08:40:

podborski do mean Nawal?? She is usually the one that goes to the bars and clubs in Bogota to see whats hip in the city. I also watched that Sr. Bogota thing on Radio City and I though Nawal looked hotter then almost all of them.

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podborski says on May 21, 2007, 09:19:

that's her! Thanks coffee beaner. A still photo doesn't do her justice though, you need to see her laugh.

So now, is she a rola, a caleña, bumonguesa, opita or what? That would put to rest all the arguments about where the best girls are from (I know it wouldn't, just kidding).

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 21, 2007, 09:23:

she reminds me a bit Eva Longoria

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Rikito says on May 21, 2007, 09:28:

She has the 'It" She acts (and probably is...intelligent, she is so completely hot, and with a smile and laugh to put you so at ease. If she was at a party (or a bus stop) you couldn't help, but go right over and want to meet her.

It is not life that matters, but the journey.

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kalder says on May 21, 2007, 09:32:

Podborski Interesting how tastes differ. She doesn't do a thing for me. That gob could be Jack Nicholson's playing the Joker ;)

For me, La Hayek is the über-Latina everytime.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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podborski says on May 21, 2007, 09:34:

I googled her, Nawal Ayoub 'Nacida en Barranquilla pero criada en Bogotá'

I think it's the birthplace that counts.

Guess I really do have to get myself to baranquilla one day, but elmo says they won't like my blonde hair and blue eyes like they do in Bogotá. Damn.

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podborski says on May 21, 2007, 09:40:

I like la hayek, kalder But really this one is much more my 'type'. (I saw 'Frida', maybe that didn't help, lol)

I was going to say on that other thread Penelope Cruz is really more my type than Salma.

But funny I don't find Eva Longoria all that hot?

Now Jessica Alba is another one...

Ok, time to wake up and get back to work. I think I'll need to make a LOT of money to have a chance with Nawal, dontcha think? jaja!

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podborski says on May 21, 2007, 09:43:

and that smile is really what does it for me.

I really think colombianas have the best lips, teeth, mouths, smiles in the world.

Thank god we all don't have the same taste, it's hard enough already.

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coffee beaner says on May 21, 2007, 10:02:

Nawal Ayoub... is that Iranian?? ....another Barranquillera I love is Mabel Cartagena from the show "El Lavadero, ohhh yeeaaaa!

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podborski says on May 21, 2007, 10:09:

I'm betting lebanese? I think there is a lebanese community in colombia isn't there?

Anyway, wow, another good one. Fuck elmo, I'm going to baranquilla.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 21, 2007, 10:24:

pod, I bet there are tons like her in Argentina, she could pass for Argentinean.

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ColombianoGringo says on May 21, 2007, 10:29:

Mabel Hey Coffee Beaner,

Here you go. Don't say I never did anything for ya ;)

Mabel Cartagena en Soho(Somewhat NSFW)

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ColombianoGringo says on May 21, 2007, 10:30:

Podborski While you would probably have to have a lot of cash to get a chick like Nawal, the good thing is that there are so many "regular" Colombian women who are just as fine and infinitely more attainable.

Peace,
CG

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podborski says on May 21, 2007, 10:32:

I wish kat! I'm sure there are some. But you know, I just think argentine women are more masculine looking, even their voices are deeper, really.

I really don't know if I could say what the difference between argentinas and colombians is, but there IS a difference and I just prefer colombianas, at least so far.

(disclaimer: HUGE generalizations, no offense meant, just my own personal preferences. I also generally prefer blondes, but never seem to date any)

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podborski says on May 21, 2007, 10:37:

kat, I googled 'argentine tv star' to see if I could find a Nawal equivalent, and this is the first result that popped up:

http://cgi.ebay.com/SHEMALE-CLIPPING-FLORENCIA-de-la-V-ARGENTINE-TV-STAR_W0QQitemZ170112745677QQcmdZViewItem

I rest my case.

BTW kat, what are you doing 'defending' argentine women? They aren't defending colombianas, I can tell you that for sure! ; )

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 21, 2007, 10:49:

I am not defending them, only that the girl above have a type of an Argentinan or even an Spanish Madrid look type not what I will call a typical latina stereotype.

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coffee beaner says on May 21, 2007, 13:36:

Thanks CG... gotta love Mabel! I don't think Mabel looks Argentinan at all but maybe thats just me. podborski is that the Argentinan version of Colombian Laiza??

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ColombianoGringo says on May 21, 2007, 14:02:

Happy to do my part CB,

Mabel actually looks a LOT like a Mexican girlfriend I had for a while. She was really hot, but since she was from around Monterrey, she had that awful "Norteña" accent. Blech! Also, I don't like the blondish highlights so much which she also had. I like my latinas to be "morenitas" with dark hair.

Boy did that girl love to argue. The last straw was when she freaked out on me because I wore some shoes she didn't like. I am much happier with my Colombianita.

Peace,
CG

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goin_south says on May 21, 2007, 17:25:

Come on CG, say you did it for us all... ...classy bondage on that chica; ouch!
Hey, now I was watching "10 Items or Less" last night and ...Paz Vega... is a pretty hot number, in my book. In the movie, she says she was from Spain, but... where's she from? She's Mexicana? Not a great movie. Good? Maybe. thumbs up? no se. But, Pas got my attention.
(But, I bet kat1's even gonna like that chica!) jaja

Come on down to my boat, baby.

Ciao! Gustav.

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podborski says on May 21, 2007, 18:13:

don't know colombian laiza coffee bean but here is one of the most famous argentine celebrities. She scares the crap outta me.

http://www.hepsiguzel.com/gallery41793-Moria.Casan.html

You see a lot of older women like this with really bad plastic surgery, it gives me the creeps. I guess you see it in NYC/LA too?

I've never seen it in colombia, so if you have photos of it, please don't share, I want to stay in my little fantasy world.lol

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Portena says on May 21, 2007, 18:20:

There are naturally blonde Argentines... and not necessarily descended from the Nazis! In the late 1800's Bariloche was settled by Germans, Swiss, Scandinavians, and Northern Italians immigrating from Chili. Argentines vs. Colombians - probably very little native (Indian) blood in the Argentines.

I feel better! I can smile at it now, I feel better. Ohhhh, better! Gnarls Barkley

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Robert Jorge says on May 21, 2007, 20:17:

That broad is horrible looking. Looks almost like a mannequin or Martian. My town is full of chicks like that. Women in their 50s and 60s trying to look like they are 21. They all seem to shop at my store too. (I work for a major "importer" and retailer of furniture and home decorations) If you are into the stretched face and plastic breast look, come to Destin and I'll tell you which bars on what nights these rich chicks are trolling at. It is kind of like the rich, pasty white, gringos in Colombia ... except here, they are rich, artificially tan, surgerized, gringas - looking for a 20 something dude who can still get an erection, unlike their CEO hubbies.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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goin_south says on May 21, 2007, 22:06:

I-Pod..... That lady looks like a German Dominatrix... WTF?
Send her another boat.
No way I'm lettin her on this un.

Ciao! Gustav.

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goin_south says on May 21, 2007, 22:09:

Hey Rob.... You think I could make a FEW EXTRA BEN FRANKLINS??? ON THE WEEKEND?
over there???

MAYBE I COULD/WOULD EVEN WEAR A BAG OVER MY HEAD, so as not to insult them. jjejejeee!

Ciao! Gustav.

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Robert Jorge says on May 21, 2007, 22:32:

Ocean Club, 200 yards from the Sandestin main gate, Thursday night. It is martini night for the gals. They are on the hunt. You might not get a Benjamin, but you might get to drive a Porsche or Ferrari to a 6000 square foot house. Of course, you will be expected to provide certain services to a 60 year old woman with a face stretched like Seran Wrap - and act like you are enjoying it. You'll get all the Grand Marnier you can drink, and possibly Dom or Crystal. But, you got to think to yourself, "is it really worth it?" I gotta go to bed, I feel sick.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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podborski says on May 22, 2007, 07:08:

portena: some friends from Chaco told me there is a community of polish immigrants there, and so there are some mixed polish-argentines that have long blonde hair, and it sounds like they are remarkably beautiful, considering how the guys went on and on describing these goddesses, jaja!

They've invited me to visit them there, so when I do I'll be sure to take my camera.

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mecca says on May 22, 2007, 07:20:

Hey Robert Jorge, could you PM me? I'm interested in furniture, no kidding.

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webmanco says on May 22, 2007, 21:54:

Remera a new word for me Natalia Oreiro invita a la Big Blue March

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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goin_south says on May 22, 2007, 22:29:

Green peace.. Blue Whales..y
Red-Hot Colombianita!

Come on down to my boat, baby!

Ciao! Gustav.

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 22, 2007, 22:53:

RJ....you are cracking me up!! jajajajja Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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serocolorado says on May 23, 2007, 00:50:

Is Something Wrong With Me? juancho00 commented: "What do you expect from rolas. They are the least attractive of Colombian women."

The intresting thing about Bogota is that it is so international. The people there are from everywhere. Just look at the architecture. Much Spanish influence, of course, but also much influence from Northern Europe. You will see people with green and blue eyes and very light skin and hair. Not always your "typical" Colombiana. And people who came from all corners of the country looking for a better future.

In many of the smaller cities and towns (not the coast) the people are very similar. Jet black hair and a not too prominent behind.

The coastal cities had quite an influx of people from the Caribbean.
(Baranquilla's Carnaval)

And Cali. Well, "Cali es Cali"!

Anyway, Bogota is a big city and I still find the people to be very courteous. And I know many attractive girls who are from there.

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Rikito says on May 23, 2007, 07:10:

Then Get them to be Senorita Bogota The stuff they presented belongs in a frog jumping contest. No wait that's too good. They need to go back to high school and complete thier education.

It is not life that matters, but the journey.

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Robert Jorge says on May 24, 2007, 18:22:

My wife is a rola, like I am sure many of the girlfriends and wives of members here are. I think she is the most attractive person on the planet. I admit I am terribly biased, lol, but oh well. Funny thing is, when I first met her, I thought / assumed she was a llanera, because I met her in Villavicencio. Anyway, there are nice looking gals all over Colombia I am sure. I imagine any city in Colombia is filled with beauties.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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elreydelostrolls says on May 24, 2007, 19:41:

"My wife is a rola, like I am sure many of the girlfriends and wives of members here are."

Actually I think you're the only one. The rest of us just use melons as CaritadeAngel says for our sexual pleasure.

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Robert Jorge says on May 24, 2007, 22:40:

Elrey, how do you use a melon for sexual pleasure ... I know you were only quoting. I have a pretty good imagination, but I can't figure it out. Ahhhh, nevermind - I figured it out. Thanks CA for the idea.

Seriously though, I am not offended by what Juancho00 said - "What do you expect from rolas. They are the least attractive of Colombian women." Everybody has an opinion. Everybody has their preferences. Thank goodness we all don't like the exact same thing, and not just in partners, but in everything. Makes things much more interesting.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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love2colombia says on May 25, 2007, 00:28:

Nawal Ayoub

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love2colombia says on May 25, 2007, 00:29:

Rolita "Natalia Peralta"

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goin_south says on May 25, 2007, 01:11:

el rey.... Oh give me a home,.....where the buffalo roam... and, the deer and THE CANTELOPE play....jejeee!

Ciao! Gustav.

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goin_south says on May 25, 2007, 01:12:

Jorge, I think likely, El Rey uses TWO MELONS.
Don't U ?

Ciao! Gustav.

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Man Tequila says on May 25, 2007, 04:48:

Luna, dime corazón de melón
desde que la conocí
no hago yo más que pensar en ellos

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Robert Jorge says on May 25, 2007, 06:28:

Going South, I have to get ready for work, and the above two pics have me at a loss for words.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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podborski says on May 25, 2007, 07:24:

thanks love2! :)

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Monpirri says on May 27, 2007, 22:36:

Podborski "I'm sure there are some. But you know, I just think argentine women are more masculine looking, even their voices are deeper, really."

I really disagree with your description of Argentinean women. I found them very feminine and pretty! In fact, the ones I met in Buenos Aires are so feminine that I compared them to ballerina dolls!!
Pampitas

Argentinas

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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lochdhu says on May 27, 2007, 22:51:

I agree with you Monpirri, the Argentine ladies are lovely and are a class act. but I don't discrimate, I like anything from Mexico on down to the tip of Chile.

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Monpirri says on May 27, 2007, 22:52:

Hot Girl from Argentina

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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goin_south says on May 27, 2007, 23:24:

so, monpirri.... tu perro..
I understand, you would like to be a CHIAUAHUA.

Voy para del Sur

Ciao! Gustav.

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Monpirri says on May 28, 2007, 00:04:

Me Chihuahua Annoying the Doberman

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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podborski says on May 28, 2007, 10:48:

thanks for the videos monpirri! I'm talking big generalizations (again). Of course there are many, many gorgeous and very feminine argentinas.

I really don't care where someone is from, it's just a game, like comparing futbol teams.

But I'm just trying to sort out the subtle differences between the women of both countries, and it seems to me the women in Colombia, in general, are more femine looking (the way they dress?) and talking (maybe it's just the accent? argentine men often have very gravelly voices too).

The pics I posted were not fair at all, I did it more for a joke.

I thought I might stir up more criticism than this though, lol.

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