is mrs gomez okay

kernow62 says on Apr 17, 2005, 11:30:

She probably got food poisoning from all the meat that is left out amongst the flies.

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utopiacowboy says on Apr 17, 2005, 12:28:

Damm, kernow, you beat me to it! I think she had an accident on some unsafe playground equiplment.

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Gomezman5 says on Apr 17, 2005, 12:46:

It is my understanding Understanding that Colombian government officials called in officials from the USDA and affiliated agencies to improve their food preparation and storage methods to thereby insure that food poisoning is kept to a minimum. But, they have not quite gotten to US standards yet so anything is possible.

I wonder if Kerry is in some way related to John kerry?? If so, that is all the more reason I take comfort in the fact that I voted for Bush!

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kernow62 says on Apr 17, 2005, 16:28:

Good point Gomez, now you know why I prefer the Munsters.

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Gomezman5 says on Apr 17, 2005, 22:01:

Hey Kernow............ Just FYI, I would vote for Tony Blair too !! Actually, I would really rather have Maggie Thacher

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dwmte says on Apr 18, 2005, 06:31:

yo, gomez... not to worry....

i'll bet mrs gomez is alive and well and rewriting the history of colombia....along with elmo...now, it's the truth and nothing but the truth

dw

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 18, 2005, 06:45:

prepare for a 5 page post when she comes back
I will advice to everybody to have the bottle of wine ready by your side, all the chores done so you can sit, relax and start reading.

Mrs Gomez journal part 1 (The Arrival)

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dwmte says on Apr 18, 2005, 08:25:

or....history of colombia part 2...... re write...

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poco says on Apr 18, 2005, 09:03:

Troublesome Observations of previous posts indicates she is either being held hostage by non-arrogant acquaintances who are now helping her input the PIN number at the ATM or has converted her currency.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 18, 2005, 09:36:

UHMMM I still don't trust that weird cousin of her, maybe he has her hostage :-)

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ARMacleod says on Apr 18, 2005, 10:34:

All wrong? Mrs Gomez (or pussycat as I call her) Is alive and well and living in blissful sin with me.

Eat your heart out bobo. Your caricature we use for the bull on our dart board.

Pax vobiscum (not you bobo)

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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BlondeJamesBond says on Apr 18, 2005, 11:10:

wanker How touching Kerry's concern is for Mrs G

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/node/7391 - 5 posts down

In this thread londonmalecomesback, who we all know is kerry, has some of his comments deleted for personally insulting Mrs Gomez.

What a puta he truely is.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 18, 2005, 11:23:

who's bobo?

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BlondeJamesBond says on Apr 18, 2005, 11:26:

Kat1 - I think.... James is refering to kerry as bobo

He despises the sonamanbitch as much as I do

I know he would throw the darts at kerry for real if he could.

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ARMacleod says on Apr 18, 2005, 11:36:

BJB You guessed it correct first time. The fact that the little grot is British is enough to make me change nationalities myself.

I am deeply ashamed of his pathetic cringing and whining. I can class him/she/it in the same category as Gollum.

Although I have to say that I started to like the little cretin. (Gollum I mean, Not bobo kerry)

Being of sound mind and stable disposition, I can be held legally liable for any intended insults.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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BlondeJamesBond says on Apr 18, 2005, 11:47:

Worse for me JV! I live in the same city as the lowest form of pond life!

I think you're being a little unfair on Gollum placing kerry in the same category - Gollum was far more charming.

No, I would place kerry as the hidious bastard offspring of Michael Jackson and Eva Braun.

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