Is Maradona in Cartagena?

kernow62 says on Feb 12, 2005, 18:28:

Just when you think nothing could possibly worsen Colombia's image along comes Maradona.

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ColombianoX says on Feb 12, 2005, 19:47:

Yes, he is currently in Cartagena and I think it's great that Diego Maradona, arguably the greatest footballer of all time and one of the twentieth century's greatest athletes, chooses to visit our country. Maradona is a friend of Colombia and has visited our nation many times.

Bruno, that commentator is an a-hole.

Kernow, come one, don't tell me you're still smarting over the hand of God goal!


ColombianoX

'Defensor de la Colombianidad'

ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad'

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kernow62 says on Feb 12, 2005, 20:10:

Yes, damn right I'm still smarting over that "goal".

I would also argue about him being the greatest footballer of all time too.

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kernow62 says on Feb 12, 2005, 20:36:

ColX I will say that the second goal of that match was perhaps the greatest goal of all time though. I don't think I could choose a best player out of Maradona, George Best, Zidane, Pele, Eusebio, Ronaldo or a few other greats. I could choose my favourite though, George Best.

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Miguel says on Feb 12, 2005, 21:29:

Si Maradona is in Cartagena and has been for several days...Boca Grande penthouse, 10th floor, waiting for Elmo.

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ARMacleod says on Feb 13, 2005, 02:27:

Wrong! I have it on good authority, Directly from the first husbands mother of my last wives third illegitimate daughter, twice removed, (from her sanity) that Marabona has been spotted by a former inmate of the same institution that housed Londonmale, that he is alive and well.

He is residing on a semi detached farm which has been converted to an animal husbandry project in the region of La Pedera.The writing the front of his ‘T' shirt states I am no longer suffering from delusions of grandeur, the back reads ‘'read the front you insignificant prat'.


He can be seen there on most days on all fours with miniaturized experimental Llamas munching his way through the coca plantation and mumbling incoherently to himself something about effing brits. (Elmo has been spotted stalking him from behind) Perhaps Madonna will come along and marry El Presidente as she did in the film Yvetta and get us all out of trouble? (she was rubbish at football anyway)

(Pass the whisky Jeff)

This is true, I swear it and is just as factually correct as most of the items that are posted on this forum. OK who is going to give me a hard time over this one because I have spelled his name wrong?


Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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