Is it safe to get drunk in a Colombia bar? ( Burrio Bait )

Barranquilla_Bob says on May 2, 2007, 22:02:

I better a desinated driver As my moto,cant outrun a "Barrio Burrio".

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Barranquilla_Bob says on May 2, 2007, 22:23:

19 mini burrio de borachona

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scotty says on May 2, 2007, 22:57:

ok those chicas can pin anything on me they want to pin on me.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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Man Tequila says on May 2, 2007, 23:24:

Ending up as burrio bait ain't a bad way to go.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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morphus says on May 3, 2007, 03:40:

They might ask to push your stool in...lol

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morphus says on May 3, 2007, 03:42:

That girl above, I would like to push her stool in :)

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sweet160 says on May 3, 2007, 03:54:

What the heck is a Burrio?

" its a dog eat dog world, and I will eat your dog! "

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gringolondinense says on May 3, 2007, 03:57:

donkey :-)

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kentuckygreg says on May 3, 2007, 05:31:

Your safe dude! When I was there I drank from Noon till 3 AM four nights in a row. No problems whatsoever. However, I wasn't stumbling drunk.

I was in Cartagena.

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Cerealkiller says on May 3, 2007, 05:35:

I used to be stumbling drunk very frequently (not so much now)... Nothing ever happened to me. At least not that I recall, so if I have made an ass of myself while drunk then im cool with that because i dont remember.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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kalder says on May 3, 2007, 05:40:

Don't drink on your own. Which is boring anyway.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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elmodefoque says on May 3, 2007, 08:10:

A happy barranquillera and her lovely prize for sexiest dancer.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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gringolondinense says on May 3, 2007, 08:14:

looks like shes gonna make unauthorised use of your chuchu Elmo

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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 3, 2007, 08:20:

I think we may have met before, Barranquilla_Bob?

Cheers,
Desi

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Man Tequila says on May 3, 2007, 09:50:

I agree with Desideria. Barranquilla_Bob is clearly a thinly veiled DonGringo.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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aztec says on May 3, 2007, 09:56:

19 mini burrio de borachona I like women as much as anyone but that girl simply looks too young. Wouldn't you feel any guilt by taking advantage of her?

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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 3, 2007, 09:58:

DG, never! I was actually thinking of another PBH "celebrity", recently home from North Korea.

Cheers,
Desi


"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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sweet160 says on May 3, 2007, 10:26:

"those chicas can pin anything on me they want to pin on me." Preferable themselves I suppose ;)

I am with ya!

" its a dog eat dog world, and I will eat your dog! "

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Robert Jorge says on May 3, 2007, 10:29:

Doesn't Art Brode sell those hand carved wooden dildos, along with cow hides? (Just messin' wichya AB)

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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deindiana says on May 5, 2007, 09:03:

I once got wasted at a bar and then woke up in my apartment about noon. Completely fine. My ass was a little sore but that could have been anything.

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morphus says on May 5, 2007, 09:10:

It sounds like somebody might have pushed your stool in....lol

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Portena says on May 6, 2007, 09:10:

Getting so drunk you can't take care of yourself, and don't have your wits about you is never safe!

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aztec says on May 6, 2007, 10:14:

Easy answer... ...No!

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