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Inside the mind of Colombianas

Colombian men, in the eyes of colombianas that wanna get the fok outta Colombia or already bamboozled some unsuspecting lonely gringo into getting them out is as follows.
Colombian men are:
Womanizing scumbags
Ugly
Good for nothing
Irresponsible
un caring
Abusers
Alcoholics
Drug addicts
Into bestiality
Republicans
Low life
Etc. etc.


Colombian men, in the eyes of proud Colombianas that would rather stay in Colombian is as follows
Colombian men are:
Romantic
Great in the sack
Hung like burros
Thoughtful
Dance their ass off
Athletic
Incredibly good looking
etc. etc.


Thank you!!

By elmodefoque on Aug 17, 2007, 04:59 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:00:

and generous

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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britz30 says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:29:

Elmodefoque:

So basically you are saying... EVERY Colombian that wants out of Colombia (male) is a low life scum bag? I disagree. This is the second Colombian I have dated and they were both very similar.... I appreciate you trying to warn me though..... (by the way, my man is all of the above, the good things that is....)

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elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:30:

No NO Not male

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:31:

if you ask any colombiana lurking on this site what they think of colombian men, is all negative.
as colombiana happily living in colombia what they think of colombian men is a completley different story.

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:35:

damnn my englihs is getting worster and worster. I cant express my thoughts in writing anymore. you got what i was trying to say all wrong.

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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britz30 says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:37:

Elmodefoque:

Really? Now I am confused... So Colombianas don't like Colombian men... Do tell more, you have my interested peaked.... I want to know all the negatives. PLEASE!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:38:

i was expressing the thoughts of a colombiANA (COLOMBIAN WOMEN)

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britz30 says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:39:

Oh, ok.... What part of Colombia are you originally from?

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elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:41:

barranquilla, so you see my english is not so good

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:44:

colombiANAS that want to migrate to USA, don't talk highly of colombian men.
colombian women that have NO intrerest in migrating to USA do like colombian men.

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:45:

colombiANAS that want to migrate to USA, don't talk highly of colombian men.
colombian women that have NO intrerest in migrating to USA do like colombian men.
do i make any sense?

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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britz30 says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:46:

Oh, I understand... Thanks! :) I loved Colombia, I just got back from Bucaramanga and it was such an experience.... Nothing like that in the USA... If you have any more tips, please share. THANKS! :)

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JChrisusa says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:47:

I know a couple of Colombiana who love colombia but still say that many Colombian men are unfaithful. I hang-out with a lot of South American so I can't really make a statement about Colombian Men, however they do go out a lot looking for girls... even the ones in relationship, cheating doesn't seem to keep them awake at night. But then I also know good faithful latinos, I just know a lot more Latino players than WASP players.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 05:53:

"I know a couple of Colombiana who love colombia but still say that many Colombian men are unfaithful." JC

JC and you beleived her? man, that's the standard line colombianas use when they are talking to gringos

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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El Polo says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:06:

Too funny elmo!!!

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LA_MONA says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:18:

Al que le gusta le sabe....

Everywhere in the world there are men like the ones above, good and bad. Sure colombians are maybe more upfront and most of the girls they cheat on know of it but that's only one side of the story..the only difference is how culture and attitude affect's the persons view on how normal/natural it is and they way they go about it but men all over the globe cheat and that's that.

There are colombiana's that find gringo's attractive even if they are not desperate to leave and vice versa.....

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:26:

There are colombiana's that find gringo's attractive even if they are not desperate to leave and vice versa.....� Mona

Mona preciosa, I’m glad you brought that up, but now you have enter another sensitive subject which at this moment I have no time to discuss.
Once I get finish cleaning the 4th and 5th floor men’s rooms I will come back to share my honest heartfelt feelings regarding this matter. .
Thank you!

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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LA_MONA says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:27:

Ok honey, see you then.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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jinksmiester says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:35:

I Agree la mona....i have some friends in BQ...good guys...good husbands and good fathers..
I also see the other as in guys that have two familys with children that they don,t even try to take care off and they are exspessing love to other ladys so they can bed them and bring more children into the world they won,t care for....lots of woman are unfortunatly stupid enough to fall for losers like this.It seems a lot of colombian ladys will put up with a lot more crap from there men than most would in north america....If there guy is cheating or trying to pick up other ladys while they are home raising two or three children...the ladys will play stupid and say its not true or look the other way...

A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams

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britz30 says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:37:

Mona:

Your comments on my original question.... PLEASE, should I be worried? THANKS!

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tomtom33 says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:49:

I was having lunch with my novia in central Medellin one day. She has no desire to ever leave Colombia. We were at a second floor restaurant with a great view of the lunch crowd when she said something to the effect of, "Look at all those beautiful women and all those ugly men." I never noticed the guys.

Even though her brothers and sons are Colombianos, her opinion of Colombianos is not that high. Look who she settled for. Pobrecita.

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LA_MONA says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:50:

Huh? Britz what original question hon?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:51:

Tomtom that comment is hilarious thankyou I had a great laugh.

Colombianos feos - feos pero sabrosos. ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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britz30 says on Aug 17, 2007, 06:56:

Mona...

Well, I am due to get married to my fiancee in November and he is Colombian (obvioiusly) and he is so sweet, says the right things, etc... Are the majority of Colombian men like this? I have also been reading all these posts on how not to belive them etc.. they want to get something in return and than dump you... YIKES, now that has been put in my mind... HELP! :)

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LA_MONA says on Aug 17, 2007, 07:02:

You have to be clever and try to make sure as much as you can about him, believe me the small things count alot! Don't rush...many colombian men like Jinks says are excellent husbands and fathers...

I don't know your circumstances or his so it would be hard to comment but feel free to PM me ;))

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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britz30 says on Aug 17, 2007, 07:04:

Thanks! I appreciate it. What is PM? Sorry, I am new here.

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Lowell says on Aug 17, 2007, 07:06:

My Colombiana doesn't have very good words for most Colombians. Heck, when I think about it, she doesn't have very good words for me either.

Britz, put him to the test. Are you the provider of the relationship? Make up a story of little or no funds currently available and see what happens.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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JChrisusa says on Aug 17, 2007, 07:09:

britz, if its not too personal, I would love to hear a little about how you met him etc... Are you in Colombia now? Is he?

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Chelesupercono says on Aug 17, 2007, 09:53:

The question is: are they looking for fielidad or lealdad? Because we all know there are no fiel hombres but some are leal........

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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capitan_centella says on Aug 19, 2007, 19:54:

I think, that elmodefoque means it´s true. But, he made a few mistakes that NOBODY here had consider, first:

01) Yeap, nowadays becomes fashion, talk garbage about colombian males. But that depends of the girls background. As from example, UNIVERSIDAD LOS ANDES girls, they all want to marry somebody from europe, becouse "esto es una mi*rda", "la gente es inculta", "no se puede caminar por la calle". . . they all got the same statement. But most of them doesn´t even know the FIRST LAST NAME from her maid (if you don´t believe me, ASK THEM, and them ask her where they attend school. You´ll get surprise. . . and it´s comon that the maid, have the same job for years.). Sadly, people who doesn´t have any education and have the chance of travelling, say the same things. It´s simple, they doesn´t know better. . . and get the crazy idea that in other countries would be different. . jejejejeje. . .

And let´s face it folks. It´s way too much easier talk sh*t about something you know, that change it to become better. And (How coincidence that can be?) all the people who loves our country ruler (I´m sorry, he´s not my president.) say that this is getting better and better. . . But they all desperate to go out. . . hmmmm. . . specially women.

02) Bad men comes in any flavor. Any language, any country, any religious believes.

03) If you`re getting cold feet britz, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE DO NOT PUT YOUR FEARS IN GUYS LIKE ME, TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND. . IT´S WAY MORE HEALTHIER. THAN SPREAD YOUR GARBAGE, HE´S ONLY ONE, AND WE ARE LIKE 7.000.000 MILLIONS. I think it´s racist to make coments like that.

04) Yeap, lots of things happen here, some are good, some are bad. Our problem it´s that we have a lot of bad publicity, so always be a little sceptical.

04) And yes, guys like me, who are aware of that situation always get angry, It´s like socrates "we just simple doesn´t know the face of our enemy", always try to be nice, caring, witty, and little bit spicy. . . thats the true colombian. Not the guy in mostache try to selling coffee, just a bunch of guys, studying` having ideas. . . and have a nice n decent living.

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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capitan_centella says on Aug 19, 2007, 20:08:

And yes, I´m simple and plain angry.

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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tampavallenato says on Aug 24, 2007, 15:14:

According to many post I have read on here my very pretty wife who is 10 years younger than me should have left me years ago as I am 1. a gringo 2. im over weight( we dont use the F word) 3. im ugly. 4, i am not rich. 5. I have an ex-wife from hell we have to deal with. but here we are together 7 years, married for 5 years and she has had her papers for a long time. You guys have any idea when she will be leaving???? I think we are both really happy but maybe I need to be getting ready for her to leave.

Ay Hombe!!!

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