"Ingrid: Death Blow" Hollywood blockbuster coming to theaters soon

IN a land without justice...


"BOGORTA, COLUMBIA"

One Man...


(Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger as PRESIDENT URIBE)

"I hab to seib her before chi die, hijueputa!"

...believed he could save Her, when the whole world said 'No.'


(introducing Count Chocula as PRESIDENT SARKOZY)

"Non! You fool. You cannot save her. Not wizout my help. Let me come!"

One woman with a special Gift, being held hostage in the cocaine jungles of savage Columbia...


(Céline Dion as INGRID)

"I hab to seib COLOOOMBIA!"

...has had Enough with being held prisoner by the forces of Evil.


(Benicio del Toro as EL MONO JOJOY)

"I said arepas con queso, ¡coño! Tie the chains on tighter. Tighter, I said!"

But will there be enough time?



"Okay, ebribody. Fan out. Let's fine her! We hab no much time!"

Or will it be too late..?


"Noooooooo!"

The future of the World depends on it.

Find out Bastille Day 2009...

'INGRID BETANCOURT: DEATH BLOW'
in theaters everywhere

By Tolú on Jul 5, 2008, 14:54 in Friendly Talkzone.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 5, 2008, 14:55: jajaja very funny 0 funny, 0 helpful.

huskie says on Jul 5, 2008, 14:58: Hilarious, Very clever, Tolu Cheers "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-" 0 funny, 0 helpful.

mariacvetanoski says on Jul 6, 2008, 06:51: awesome! Save the street children of Colombia Now!! 0 funny, 0 helpful.

tasco66 says on Jul 6, 2008, 08:13: Good post Bravo, Presidente Uribe for the perfect operation! 0 funny, 0 helpful.

jonny305 says on Jul 6, 2008, 12:22: damn were can i see this movie!! 0 funny, 0 helpful.

huskie says on Jul 6, 2008, 12:58: Everywhere, even in the Colombie jungle, jonny Cheers "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-" 0 funny, 0 helpful.

MaFe says on Jul 6, 2008, 13:00: Tolu very creative and funny! Je je!! "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle 0 funny, 0 helpful.

billyb says on Jul 6, 2008, 14:47: jajajaj LMAO. 0 funny, 0 helpful.

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