in search of internet colombianas

elmodefoque says on Mar 27, 2007, 05:26:

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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goin_south says on Mar 27, 2007, 05:35:

thanks modefoque damn, I thought you were postin more of that demondiomedezdiass

Colombia es

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elmodefoque says on Mar 27, 2007, 05:57:

If this old song does not bring tears to your eyes, call the morgue cus you aint got blood flowing thru your veins, you is DEAD.
I’m a motherless modefoque but I still cry when I hear this song, and to see this sweet young costeña girl make that accordion weep makes it even more powerful.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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aztec says on Mar 27, 2007, 06:12:

Thanks... ...elmodefoque.

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aztec says on Mar 27, 2007, 06:25:

Guys, give them... ...a chance to know the real man. They just need to get beyond their first impressions.

Actually, the skill comes with age. Young people tend to jump to conclusions.

As a general rule, don't judge a person from a first contact. On the other side of that coin, you only have one chance to make a first impression.

elmodefoque, wait a little before you share the personal information.

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webmanco says on Mar 27, 2007, 07:38:

Big Lies Just don't go overboard with those Big White Lies, don't tell me you also go powerlifting after school. :-)

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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gringolondinense says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:03:

classic stuff DG! not too disimilar from what I told some canadian girls in Toronto a few years ago. I was at a bar with a mate of mine. 2 ok-ish girls strode over confidently. They asked my mate "So, what do you do?". "Stripper" he said. They were amazed and went weak at the knees. "What do you do" they asked me. "Actually, I work on a trash truck" I said. You should have seen the look on their faces. They went "EEEEWWWW" and turned their backs on me. Funny thing was I did work on a trash truck. My friend wasnt a stripper, but they prefered to talk to him.

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gringolondinense says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:12:

...hahah yer its a great way of getting rid of superficial, materialistic girls but its also the reason I never get any women in north america. I never act up and never try to impress. It kindof throws a spanner in the works!! Women always come up to me when im out, because they hear my accent. Then when the "trash truck" thing pops up in converstation they tend to lose interest pretty quickly hahah!

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southern151 says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:18:

Here in the US... Women are total golddiggers! I will meet one out somewhere and the first thing to ask is, "What do you do for a living?" I reply with, "I'm a welder." Hell, it's what I do. 90% or more say "Oh" and walk away. If the dumbasses only knew that I make a good bit of money doing what I do in a short time on top of that...Their loss.

One night, I changed my story, sort of. When asked what I do, I replied with metal fusion engineer. SUDDEN INTEREST! So, when asked about what that field involves, I spent 30 minutes explaining the welding process. I have never seen a woman sooo interested in welding procedures! LOL You could see the wheels turning..."Engineer, engineer, engineer!" I had to leave her thinking that she had just struck out with an engineer because I wasn't interested in dating gradeschool teachers! TOTAL IDIOTS, some women are!

Some men are idiots too, so don't get pissed ladies! LOL

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Miguel says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:24:

"Metal Fusion Engineer" southeren 151, that was a piece of work!

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gringolondinense says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:27:

hahaah! well im glad it's not only me thats had this kind of experience. Im still shocked though by how crass some women can be. Its always "Oh, where are you from?" then after that "What do you do?". Then they just walk away. This is though I was working on the trash truck to help a mate out and it isnt my usual job that does pay very well ;-)

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elmodefoque says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:29:

And another thing, that b—tch asked me to best describe myself, again I was honest, I told her I got that Diomedes Diaz look, and she says “ uuy el es muy feo!�
Between that and my profession (Fecal matter disposal engineer)she quickly slammed the door on my ass.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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southern151 says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:29:

It took a while to come up with... but one day on a special occasion(a really hot-ass broad), I'm gonna use it and stick to my story all the way to the bed! SOME women here and everywhere are all about titles(and the money that comes with them) that they'll head straight to bed for a part of it! It works out great for those who have the silver tongue. LOL

So far, I've only used it that one time and, while the results were headed right for where I knew they would, I couldn't keep the story going. It was getting aggrevating.

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southern151 says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:39:

Oh BTW... Trash truck workers are "garbologists" and Elmo is a "sanitary engineer". In the politically correct US, it's all in how you say it! When you say your profession right, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. LMAO

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elmodefoque says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:40:

"garbologist" jijijjjjjjijijijijijijijjiji

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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gringolondinense says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:44:

An engineer that regularly shits his pants should be called an "insanitary engineer" :-)

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Miguel says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:59:

"Do you like kids? = I have 5" ¡me marcho amor!

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southern151 says on Mar 27, 2007, 08:59:

HAHAHAHA The kids part!...That is soooooo true. They never ask that question if they only have one!

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gringolondinense says on Mar 27, 2007, 09:05:

I wonder where Blondie is??? theres noone here to stick up for Gringas :-)

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gringolondinense says on Mar 27, 2007, 09:07:

oh yer the kids lol!!!.... the standard answer is "Errrrr...mmmmmm....errrr...kindof" :-)

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podborski says on Mar 27, 2007, 09:22:

no no no correct answer: If they are cooked right.

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Mr. Hollywood says on Mar 27, 2007, 10:49:

I'm in Data entry when people ask.

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elmodefoque says on Mar 27, 2007, 11:07:

Hey south, how many years in school to become a "garbologist" and are there any specific universities that you would higly recommend?

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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chester says on Mar 27, 2007, 11:17:

Tip chat up the 'toilets'...remind them that they are 'prestigious' toilets,

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cali373 says on Mar 27, 2007, 11:19:

"Metal Fusion Engineer"
That "Metal Fusion Engineer"

That was genius. I remember when I was 19 and working as shipping/receiving clerk. I used to tell girls I was a Supply chain analyst, hahaha.

Smile if you are a thinker!

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southern151 says on Mar 27, 2007, 11:31:

To become a garbologist... You need at least 4 yrs of schooling. The type of school and where you attend is solely up to you. They seem to recognize any state accredited elementary school.

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ecco says on Mar 27, 2007, 13:03:

Regarding Data Entry In a local job ad I once saw a data entry position referred to as 'Digital Mapping'. The title got my attention so their creative thinking worked.

Metal Fusion Engineer- genius :)

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cali373 says on Mar 27, 2007, 13:24:

LOL that was funny Don G.
LOL that was funny Don G.

Smile if you are a thinker!

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morphus says on Mar 27, 2007, 22:57:

Worst job? I would say the guy that mops up the peep show booth. Years ago when I used to frequent peep shows(before the glass partition..lol)I would leave a deposit. As soon as I walked out of the booth, the guy would run in the booth with a mop and clean up my goo.

Modefoque, try telling the internet ho's that you're Indio Americano and only speak a little Spanish...you own a big casino in the U.S.

You guys are right! You can be an electrician, welder or carpenter making over a $100k a year and it still won't matter to a lot of women.

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gringolondinense says on Mar 29, 2007, 02:47:

what morphus?? so you'd sit there jacking yourself off infront of a woman in the booth? sounds so romantic :-)

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elmodefoque says on Mar 29, 2007, 10:12:

Sometime when I’m thinking about jumping out the window of the 9th floor men’s room from missing Barranquilla so much, I watch a video like this then I feel much better.
FESTIVAL DE ORQUESTA CARNAVAL DE CURRAMBA 2007
Soon enough I wont be cleaning other peoples toilet, instead I’m gonna have a fine hot 19 year old barraquillera clean my entire apartment everyday.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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aztec says on Mar 29, 2007, 10:25:

elmodefoque, how much longer... ...before retirement?

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Mr. Hollywood says on Mar 29, 2007, 10:30:

Peep show guy Morphus, that wasn't the spoo cleaner, that was the "work-study intern".

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elmodefoque says on Mar 29, 2007, 10:48:

aztec, I’m not gonna wait for retirement, in less then two years I’m getting the fok outta here even if I have to join the paracos and sell perico, fok it!! Just kidding
I’m buying a couple taxis and have my daily take (100 mil barras) delivered by the pool of my brand new apartment building in el norte de curramba. I’ll be there drinking beer with a few amigitas.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Mar 29, 2007, 11:00:

barranquilla such a joyless place.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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goin_south says on Mar 29, 2007, 22:21:

in search of internet colombianas:???

They can run but they can't hide (from Modefoqu)

Colombia es

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goin_south says on Mar 29, 2007, 22:53:

Who is that? dancing in that dress?

Colombia es

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mecca says on Mar 29, 2007, 22:56:

What's up Feliz?? Have you seen Chris Parnel's rap on Narnia..he and samburg are a riot.

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/39845/

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goin_south says on Mar 29, 2007, 23:06:

Mecca, your talkin 'way over my head', since... I'm still on my hands and knees, with those seis calenyas, layin' tile...jejejeee

U can run but you can't hide

Colombia es

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mecca says on Mar 29, 2007, 23:09:

Oh man Feliz, that would be a dream. Even supervising from my coche grande would be a hoot.

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gabriel says on Mar 30, 2007, 01:13:

Elmo Concigete una gordita elmo, when she starts to misbehave take the plate of food away, no problems!!


Yerba mala nunca muere....

Yerba mala nunca muere....

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morphus says on Mar 30, 2007, 10:53:

Peep Show Gringolondonense, in the peep show you put one hand through the window and touch the girl. You have the option of pleasuring yourself with the other hand before the window comes crashing down on your hand.

I'm going to open up a peep show in Colombia. Hopefully, I can find somebody to mop the floor :)

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elmodefoque says on Mar 30, 2007, 11:14:

I’m embarrassed to admit but I too went to those peep shows, but only ONE time. In those days I had more than enough girlfriends and had no need for those things but my buddies talked me into going.
Morph I went to the one on 42 st. and 8th ave. south east side corner, of course they’re all close now. The woman I has was Latina but not attractive at all and she looked like a junkie with a few needle marks. In those days crack was not known.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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morphus says on Mar 30, 2007, 11:18:

The last time I went was 9 years ago. There was a cute Brazilian girl about 19 years old. There were a lot of foreign chicks working behind the window. A lot of Colombianas too...lol

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elmodefoque says on Mar 30, 2007, 11:30:

i went over 30 years ago, they were all either irish, italian , puerto rican or black. Guido/gumbas own the joint.
Remenber that movie "Midnight Cowboy" it was during those days, i used to hang down there and heroin also known as junk, manteca, el caballo, tecata etc. was the drug of choice.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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morphus says on Mar 30, 2007, 14:28:

Old New York is long gone!
Old New York is long gone!

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morphus says on Apr 2, 2007, 16:01:

This must be the type Modefoque is talking about: she's 26 years old, virgin(supposedly) and studying to be a lawyer. I have been emailing her for a couple of weeks. I ask her rediculous questions and she still emails me back. She sent me a couple of pictures. I told her she is pretty and she writes back "I know". Actually, she's not my type. She looks a little chubby. She's in the blue dress on the left:

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CaptainHowdy says on Apr 2, 2007, 18:10:

Hey... You're writing the girl sitting next to John Goodman? LOL. I don't know what he eats but I'm sure he eats lots of it!!! Do all the girls in Colombia have large chichis? It sure seems that way...

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morphus says on Apr 2, 2007, 19:13:

Heres more Just go to www.plentyoffish.com. I might meet this one...only 18 years old :)

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morphus says on Apr 2, 2007, 19:15:

Heres another one that looks interesting. She says she's looking to meet kinky and sexy men. Might be a pro though...lol

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morphus says on Apr 2, 2007, 19:20:

I invited this one to go with me to Cartagena. She's 30 y/0...not bad looking. Lol...this is what she wrote back:

"como voy a ir contigo si no te conozco!
estás loco!"

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Azul says on Apr 2, 2007, 19:34:

the second one is hot but definately a pro!

las cosas caen por su propio peso

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CaptainHowdy says on Apr 2, 2007, 20:10:

Morphus wins! Morphus has the hottest chick and she has the smallest chichis. That scores mega points in my book...

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utopiacowboy says on Apr 2, 2007, 20:22:

You're not sure if she's a pro? Dude, she's showing you where to put the pesos!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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morphus says on Apr 3, 2007, 12:58:

I asked the one in the blue dress why she likes weird gringos? She wrote back:

"yes I like gringo, but I like guys from canada more.

so we can chat in the msn but you dont have msn from hotmail open one msn in hotmail?

see you,

i dont like guys from colombia I like different jajaja
i like more from canada"

LOL

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 3, 2007, 15:38:

Which one in blue the older one or the younger one?

what Stupid question from me.... I know older girls are too much for you .

engage brain before opening mouth

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podborski says on Apr 3, 2007, 17:59:

send her my way morphus! I can sing O Canada if she wants.

Now I wonder why she would like Canadians? Much harder to get a visa for Canada than the US. Miami isn't in Canada, or Nueva York. It's winter 90% of the time. People are super reserved.

She must have heard that 'myth' about canadians...

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goin_south says on Apr 3, 2007, 18:06:

Plenty of Fish??? I think they are talking about ya, morphus ;)

Colombia es

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cali373 says on Apr 3, 2007, 20:31:

What are chichis?
What are chichis?

Smile if you are a thinker!

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goin_south says on Apr 3, 2007, 20:57:

ask captain howdy; I think he mus know

Colombia es

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CaptainHowdy says on Apr 6, 2007, 09:02:

Chichis?? Chichis are breasts, man, breasts...jugs...cones...bubbles?..or, my favorite, sweater meat!

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