I'm More Handsome In Colombia

Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 13, 2006, 11:11:

Christ! You are killing meeeee!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! But DON'T even get me started!!!!!!!!!!!!! i sent you my email on the Manizales post a few minutes ago....check out the photo in the GIB Tribute....We can ALL be Legends in Our Own Minds on the internet!!!

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 13, 2006, 11:12:

I dont want to be responsible for another post being locked!!! Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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MacGringo says on Apr 13, 2006, 11:17:

Miguel, I think you may be near to having another post locked with that picture.......hahahahahahaha
I just posted this because I think some humour needs injected around here , its getting a bit uptight.
Its not a personal attack on Morphus or anyone else, I just spotted some comedy potential on twisting his post a little.

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Miguel says on Apr 13, 2006, 11:37:

PLEASE Specify WHAT "Miguel"

Grácias.

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MacGringo says on Apr 13, 2006, 11:41:

Sorry, Miguel, I was talking about Miguel_Clavo

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poco says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:14:

World Wide We can ALL be Legends in Our Own Minds on the internet!!!

Better than the cats Meow – Try International Legends The Netherlands are all abuzz.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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bucaramangadude says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:15:

Where can I get your drugs You mut be smoking something from South America

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la recta final.... says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:23:

no need for me, im already guapo no?

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poco says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:25:

This is the photo link I hate those "pizza boxes".

http://server3.pictiger.com/img/224834/other/-policia-nacional%3F.jpg

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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MacGringo says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:35:

Poco, is that you in the photograph. If it is ,looks like you're strokin' off The Invisible Man and his invisible mate....hahahahahaha

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MacGringo says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:37:

Bucaramangadude, this is me, without any drugs in my system!!

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kernow62 says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:39:

I don't feel so bad now. Under all my body hair and flab I am ripped!

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poco says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:45:

No that photo was By la recta final's, just helping !! Poco, is that you in the photograph. If it is ,looks like you're strokin' off The Invisible Man and his invisible mate....hahahahahaha


Looked like he was having problems and I felt it was my duty to help him get it up.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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MacGringo says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:46:

hahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahaha

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MacGringo says on Apr 13, 2006, 12:49:

Kernow, I've got one of those Blackpool fairground mirrors in my room, it's great. Every time I look in it, this totally ripped film star kind of guy looks back.

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la recta final.... says on Apr 13, 2006, 13:04:

thanks for helping me get it up poco. my bad. jajaja

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 13, 2006, 21:41:

Whoz your Daddy, Morphus??????????????? Wonder all ya want...i am glad that my comments have made you actually think about your primary reason for going to Colombia....but just remember, the brain is bigger in the big head as opposed to the little head....Nothing personal, as i certainly dont want to piss off a Greek God like you......like i told you earlier..the first cold corona is on me....in fact, drinks for everyone!!!!!!!!!

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 13, 2006, 21:57:

i was curious about that myself...who was the last comment.... on that post addressed to? talk about out of left field!!!!


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 13, 2006, 22:12:

But who was it directed to....?? or directed at the thread in.. general?


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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MacGringo says on Apr 14, 2006, 03:03:

I wasn't trying to stir up any shit. Can we all calm down, maybe smoke some dried out lulo's or something.
Wasn't having a go Morphus, just having a laugh, but in all honesty, I take it as a compliment when I get compared to Chevy Chase...hahahahaha

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 14, 2006, 10:54:

You Da Man, Morphus! You Da Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "my primary reason for going to Colombia is to have a good time....Morphus, aka Greek God from Yonkers"

Hmmm..."good time"

Don’t you think that the Colombian women (and Colombians in general) are getting boned enough by their economy, government, FARC, a machista society, Narcoterrorists, AUC, ELN, criminal gangs, greedy elitists? To have some immature, mental health-issued, foreign sexual predators victimizing Colombian women on top of that, as if it was their personal sex playground, they really should be ashamed of themselves..what, nobody giving you the time of day in Yonkers, New York? Not the BMOC either? Have to flee to a 3rd world country to get any play? And let me guess, you are doing “them” a favor by gracing “them” with your presence, prowess, and culinary skills? Using your spycams to record your “kills”, so you can utilize them over and over again? What is the matter with you? Low Self-Esteem? Never breastfed as a child? Too many Twinkies? You need therapy, dude! Like, quick! Stop abusing the Colombian women like that, it is just not right……..its not a Sport, Olympic or otherwise, as you seem to think….Have some class, dude…and show women some respect….but, then again, you might take candy from a baby…..

"GringoD, i'm definately one of the better gringos." Hey, what self-respecting Greek God wouldnt consider himself one of the good guys!

"I treat my girls good. I cook them candlight dinners with healthy food" like feeding your harem of young girls healthy food makes you a wonderful gringo??? No wonder they all want you!!!! Damn, why didnt i think of that!!!

Your attitude towards women is so old skool..."culito" "celoso"...is probably the extent of your spanish..try building a sentence..but interesting choice of words as its obvious your universe only exists in your pants...."i'm faithful to my girls." indicates a deeper desire to overcome a deprivation in your current domestic world, needing to perceive oneself an international playboy who ALL the women want.....but that brings up another interesting point....be honest....do "all your girls" know about each other? Dont think so....is that "treating your girls good" like you say.? That almost qualifies you as 2006 Man of the Year, right?

"What do you like to do? Eat? Drink? Are you an alcoholic? Nobody is perfect." Morphus, this is not so much an attack on you the person, as i dont know you in person, as it is on your posts, as i dont doubt that you may have some redeeming qualtiees, but unfortunately, you feel the need to broadcast your good times and represent a certain philosophy in life.

"and unlike most gringos in Colombia, I don't go pre-pago when the going gets rough." how honorable, but i remember you posting a comment that you thought LDV in CTG was only capitalism....and that you interpet this as only helping these girls by giving them a source of income?

I am far from perfect, thank you very much...i do eat because i get hungry...sorry, i will pass on the candlelight dinner with healthy food......i enjoy a cold Corona when i am relaxing or on vacation....an alcoholic? hmm...so far in 2006 i have consummed less that 8 coronas.....4 at a superbowl party....i guess i am not in need of AA yet.....



Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 14, 2006, 21:07:

Morphus, Morphus, Oh Morphus.... I never said you were the equivalent of Hitler to the Jews....I know that you are not as bad as the people you mentioned in your post....but please....lets play Connect-a-Dots.....explain to me how did you arrive at this conclusion:

"I'm not Miguel_Clavo who thinks Colombians are for his own amusement. He likes to watch them as if they are animals at the zoo. He does'nt care about people from Thailand or Costa Rica. " (M)

I dont consider any human to be a pet in a zoo, (although if i HAD to vote on putting some people there, i would start with FARC, not you!)If you were to really understand the points i made in my posts, you would readily observe that my point is exactly that noone "including Colombianas" and "all your girls" exist for anyones entertainment and amusement. You have to remember that these people that you sport yourself with are sister, mothers, cousins, daughters, friends, godmothers to other human beings. They have not been placed here on Earth to be human "Bozo the Clown" punching bags with sand in their bases, nor to be the real live "blowup doll" for sex-starved Americans, either. Its all about respect, thats all. And the truth of the matter is, that if the economy of the USA was to nosedive and rollover dead, it could be a female relative of yours or mine (mother, sister, daughter, cousin etc) being economically forced to put up with the sex-starved foreigners from countries with a better economy. Noone has a say in where they are born in this world. You or i could have been born in a FARC controlled area whose playground is a mind field, as opposed to the US. We should consider ourselves very fortunate, and help those who are less fortunate economically, for the simple reason of "because we can. " Theres no shame in that. But there is shame in taking advantage of less fortunate who just happened to be born where they were. Does any of this make sense? I hope so because my fingers are hurting from all this typing!!

Never been to Thailand, but anyone with a PC can tell you that it is the number one location for the least expensive sex trade industry, including pedophile activity, prostitution, child prostitution, and human trafficking. You think all those men go to Thailand, or for the tight-budgeted americans Costa Rica, go because they are National Geographic writers who are trying to discover the culture? If so, i have some minefields in FARC territory you can buy real cheap.... I dont study people as inanimate objects, but i am very observant, and everyone has a purpose to me....including Greek Gods.....(just kidding..couldnt resist,....sorry!)


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo..............Faltan 77 dias......

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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elmodefoque says on Apr 17, 2006, 06:14:

My situation is the complete opposite; I get even uglier in Colombia. a couple trips back this girl told me straight up, nojodaaaa, tu si eres un viejo corroncho y feo!, she said I was one real ugly, no class, old modefoque. Normally, shits like that don’t bother me but to be honest, this time I was hurt. The nerve of that third world bi-ch, how come white and Puerto Rican girls still like my old ass here in the NYC?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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