Im gonna get really fat and wear dark glasses in discos

bickerss says on Apr 15, 2006, 19:20:

women = women -typo

Beowolf =i dont know

Drongo = is similar to a looser. Dont know what this is in spanish.

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utopiacowboy says on Apr 15, 2006, 19:33:

I've seen the same phenomenon in Canada. Invariably a hot chick is with some beer-bellied guy who's losing his hair. Maybe they're really nice guys.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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ColombiaBoard says on Apr 15, 2006, 20:22:

Drongos.... That "drongo" is surely the typical "traqueto" who has his bitches all over him. Or just your average greasy cattle rancher or politician or...anyway, you don't stand a chance against that wad of dollar bills in his wallet.

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costajunkie says on Apr 15, 2006, 22:22:

Hmmmm.... I'm back in B-quilla again, just having returned with the wife from the cine at the Buenavista...

Five years ago it wasn't that common to see the colombiana-Gringo hook-up here as you do now. Earlier we used to take note of these parejas, but lately however, with the boom in marriage services based in BAQ that have mushroomed over the past few years, we no longer pay notice.

That was until tonight when we were waiting for a taxi. It was then that I saw something that I never believed I would ever see: SANTA CLAUS! And not just Santa, but Santa with two very attractive and young chicas on each arm! I swear, he looked just like the guy: pushing 70 years-old... a long white beard and hair, white as snow... and about 5'6", and wide as he was tall. No, he wasn't wearing the festive red suit and stocking cap - in this case it was an Hawaiian-print shirt with cargo shorts and Birkenstock sandals.

I didn't say anything, but before I could, my wife beat me to it: "Me pregunto si la sra. de Papa Noel sabe donde el es y lo que esta haciendo?"

Bueno, off to bed... my Sra. is calling...

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poco says on Apr 16, 2006, 00:18:

I don't care if they want fame or money,, guess you can Call me shallow.

At least that is what Hugh Hefner said a few years back. Now,, he has turned 80 and has one main girl friend and two more to,,, ?? rub his back?

Call me Shallow

He commented on a recent interview. "Picasso had his red, blue and yellow period,, I'm in my Platinum Blond period."

Article with detailed photo links

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

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MacGringo says on Apr 16, 2006, 05:13:

Is there something wrong with not having any hair...hahahahaha
I'm only 30 and all my hair has fucked off somewhere else.
Is this bad or is it just seen as bad when its linked up with being fat, unstylish and short.
If thats the case then I'm only 50% fucked, because I'm quite short aswell, just aswell I always wear good gear and I train a lot.

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MacGringo says on Apr 16, 2006, 06:10:

I've got the broken nose and the scar too (right in the middle of my head where my hair line used to be....hahahahaha)
Got totally flat feet and knackered knees (karate and thai boxing) and pointy ears like doctor spock(although I've heard this is even more attractive in Colombia than blue eyes)

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poco says on Apr 16, 2006, 09:44:

I long to return If thats the case then I'm only 50% fucked, because I'm quite short aswell, just aswell I always wear good gear and I train a lot.

Something happens to me when I go to Colombia. I become even taller. Maybe it’s the fact I stand upright with my knuckles no longer dragging the floor and my RayBan aviators make me look like an actor on “Starski and Hutch�.

When I’m home I feel like a midget and avoid elevators for fear someone will fart in my face but when I exit customs in Colombia all is forgotten. No longer do I look upon a sea of belt clip cell phones but have an unobstructed vista of jet black hair and womens cleavage.

Folks tell me I look “cute� and cut a suave and debonair figure sitting on a vespa moto, with my stretched legs and feet firmly planted on the floorboards.

As for my hairless legs, when they ask, I let them into a secret and tell them about the box of “attachments� in my suitcase that fit a Gillette battery powered razor.

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

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MacGringo says on Apr 16, 2006, 10:30:

Poco, thats first class mate. If only you could see how much I'm laughing just now. This could be the start of many...."Something happens to me when I go to Colombia" jokes. Nice one!

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englishsettler says on Apr 16, 2006, 13:40:

can someone please educate this man ???
Jesus, have you not sussed it ? these men are narcos and the girl is with them for the money.
Im currently in Cali as i write this. You see it all the time.
Some people are just so poor here. You cant blame them

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 16, 2006, 13:56:

Reserve April 16, 2026 on your Calendar or PDA... for a PBH Reunion in Colombia and lets see how many of us will NOT fit that profile! hahahahha.......time stops for noone except the dead! and maybe IRS agents (rat bastards =)!!!

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 16, 2006, 13:57:

MacGringo...those will be referred to as "Morphusisms"... Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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MacGringo says on Apr 16, 2006, 14:04:

"Morphusisms" it is then Miguel, I like this name.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 16, 2006, 14:56:

MacGringo..did you catch my email on that other post.? Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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poco says on Apr 16, 2006, 16:02:

Just a small detail time stops for no one except the dead! and maybe IRS agents (rat bastards =)!!!

You evidence confusion: IRS agents are the mindless, ambulatory, undead that gleefully feast on the living and drive Mini-Vans.

Zombies are similar except they also eat rats.

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 16, 2006, 16:57:

You are right..dont want to give rats a bad name~~~ Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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morphus says on Apr 16, 2006, 17:16:

I noticed that too. Fattness is a sign of wealth in Colombia.

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bickerss says on Apr 16, 2006, 18:14:

just been to macdonald again - i amgoing to meet one o those hot chicks soon!!

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MacGringo says on Apr 17, 2006, 02:11:

Miguel, yeah I got the email address. Cheers.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 17, 2006, 18:50:

Dont forget to die your chest hairs grey, sticking out.. from your Miami Vice hawaiian shirt, and the botox frozen face look!

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 75 días.....

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Colombiche says on Apr 17, 2006, 19:48:

Las cosas que se leen aqui son olimpicas, de veras.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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