If you could meet in person only one member of PBH, who would it be and why?

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 08:37:

for me Would be you Colombianox!
I want to know the face behind the person that loves Colombia sooooooooo much.


Ps: But there quite few here which I am very curious to know

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 08:44:

what a terrible question! colombianox, there are so many here that I would like to meet in person that I can't select just one! It'd be easier to choose one person that you didn't want to meet...or would it?
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 08:46:

would it be this person Calipro? Desi jejej :-)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 08:51:

actually, no kat. I have a short list of candidates, but calipro is not on it.
Surprised?
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Colombiche says on Jun 18, 2005, 08:54:

Colx I think I would want to meet you! Just to see if you are like I picture you. I picture you with brown hair, cut very short, brown eyes, medium build, and wearing the yellow "Seleccion de Colombia" soccer shirt with blue jeans. I also picture you wearing those little weaved Colombia flag bracelets that are so in style these days.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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ColombianoX says on Jun 18, 2005, 09:14:

"Would be you Colombianox!"

Kat,

That's so sweet, I would have thought the person you'd want to meet most would be Elmo....or is that the other way around?

Desi,

"It'd be easier to choose one person that you didn't want to meet...or would it?"

Well, I didn't want this to be a negative-themed thread, you know how much I dislike 'negatives'.


CX

ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad'

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 09:18:

yes, colx I know what a positive person you are. Look at it like this: I feel so positive about this board that it would be easier for me to pick a person that I didn't want to meet in real life.

Colombianox, you're the boy I would've liked my daughter to meet. Nothing wrong with the viking she married, I really like him too but I had always hoped my daughter or my son would marry a Colombian.

Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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ColombianoX says on Jun 18, 2005, 09:21:

COLOMBICHE,

Sometimes I think you're my "media naranja", my 'colombiana' dream girl who is as passionate about Colombia as I am! But as fate would have it, you had to live all the way up there in Canada, boo hoo hoo! About how you picture me in your head.... pretty close! ¿Eres adivina o qué?


Saludes,


CX

ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad'

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 09:27:

Colombianox You said "That's so sweet, I would have thought the person you'd want to meet most would be Elmo....or is that the other way around?"
I would love to meet Elmo, but I don't know if I want to put myself in danger! lol :-D
I make sure that I dress like a monk on that ocassion.jeje
The truth? somebody told me, that he is actually a real gentleman.:-)

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rjstuff says on Jun 18, 2005, 10:00:

All of you and a few more As it rains in Bogota; we are sitting in a bar drinking beers (or brandy) and eating empanadas and watchin out the windows and guessing who is who as they walk in! OK you can put it on my tab, this one time.

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Lauthra says on Jun 18, 2005, 10:25:

My pick would be Desi. I'm very curious to see how you sound talking spanish, cos you once said you talk without an accent, and I've yet to find a foreigner that speaks like that. Hopefully your B&B will be open sometime in Cali. *fingers crossed*
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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ColombianoX says on Jun 18, 2005, 10:31:

"cos you once said you talk without an accent, and I've yet to find a foreigner that speaks like that."

Well, how about the singer Soraya? She was born and raised outside of Colombia and I think she "speaks like that".


CX

ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad'

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 10:37:

To tell you the truth some I would love to meet in person, another ones I just want to see pict.:-)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 10:38:

haha nato, that was once upon a time...when my accent was indeed very slight. Now, after all these years in the land of the vikings I'd probably sound like Inga from Sweden...sorry to disappoint you:)

I'd love to get together with you and Barry next time in Colombia. The B&B is still on, but with a delay.
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Lauthra says on Jun 18, 2005, 10:39:

well As far as I know, she's not member of PBH. And FYI she was born in Colombia.
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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ColombianoX says on Jun 18, 2005, 10:55:

Sorry Nato, but Soraya, mi doble paisana, was born in New Jersey, USA.

http://www.abcgonline.com/01_sor/


"Soraya, the only American-born member of the family, began to play Latin American folk music on the guitar."


CX




http://www.abcgonline.com/01_sor/

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Colombiche says on Jun 18, 2005, 11:35:

Colx So I am not that far off, ha? I didn't think I would be. Now I am curious, that's it, PM me a pic!

PS: soy adivina? No creo. I am just very observant, I observe people closely, their gestures.. and when I can see them I listen to their words and conjure up a mental picture of them. Scary enough, many times I am usually dead on.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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greenday says on Jun 18, 2005, 11:46:

well....... There is one that I would love to meet in person...

YOU know who you are...

Second on my list, believe it or not would be Desi...I really like her since I've seen her picture...

Third would be Lauthra...(she taught me the proper usage of three dots when writing)

Fourth would be Elmo...he would be good for some laughs...

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ColombianoX says on Jun 18, 2005, 11:51:

COLOMBICHE,

It won't be necessary to send you a pic, let me just come clean after all this time... here's a hint about my true identity...I'm typing away right now from my office here in the Palacio de Nariño, I love to practice my english on this site. Now I have to get back to work, work, work! lol

Saludes,

CX

(tal vez si te mando una foto, pero sólo si tu también me mandas la tuya, vale?)

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Colombiche says on Jun 18, 2005, 11:57:

Really??? Don't tell me I've been talking to Uribe this whole time and I didn't realize it. Now that I know you are really el presidente Uribe let me tell you this:

Uribe, te amo. Eres un berraco, tenes unos cojones de acero! Sigue acabando con la escoria de la guerrilla, Colombia te necesita otros 4 años. Tienes mi voto!!! Un beso señor presidente, MUAK!!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 12:10:

greenday, I'm very suprised and enourmously flattered. I haven't seen your pic yet...when are you thinking of posting it? I feel all wuzzy and cumbayamylordish right now...
cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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adela says on Jun 18, 2005, 13:16:

I've reading the comments this post came up and I realize that pictures are important not only for men.

¿What happened if face to face we look different as other imagine-?

(Greenday: who's your first one?)

My first one: Peter...(where is Peter all the time?)
Second one: Desi, Elmo, Tinto
Third: the rest of PBH ..

Màs fe, màs abrazos, màs besos, màs disculpas, màs visitas a nuestros amigos antiguos nos haràn màs plenos cada vez.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 13:44:

I will love to meet
GIB
Mr Hollywood
tinto
miguel
kernow
james vh
james blonde james
G5
desi of course and lauthra
juanalejo and santibog
and platano
ELMO but i think i am a bit scare of him :-(
and webmanco and yep

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platano says on Jun 18, 2005, 13:50:

Thank you, Kat1, it's not easy being green, and I appreciate being on your list.

plátano

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 13:56:

no problem platanito, one day you will mature jeje;-)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 13:58:

I how can I forget UC, AND WC I how can I forget UC, WC, and lionheart

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 13:59:

I just love maduros...
green platanos have a problem because to make a good tostada you have to flatten them first.
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:01:

Desi Will flatten them. they taste better ;-)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:01:

kat, that's exactly why I don't want to name any names...I am so sure I would leave out somebody I'd really love to meet in real life.

One name that comes to my mind right now is JAMES VELEZ HERNANDEZ I really miss you and your great jokes!
Cheers,
Desi

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:03:

and I wouldn't like to flatten our dear platano (even if I could) because I like him just the way he is,
cheers,
Desi

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:03:

about james vh I agree with you Desi, I miss him. and his vendeta with kerry, it makes me laugh sooooo much.
And agree about leaving someone out.

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Dan says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:17:

good question I can think of one, maybe two people. Not really sure though.

God Bless America!

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greenday says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:18:

Desi I'm not too keen on posting my pics here on the internet...too many kooks out there. But...if you pm me an e-mail address, I just might send you some.

Adela, I can't reveal my number one pick, sorry...

And to the rest of you, why am I not on anyone's list??? I guess I need to be sweeter and kinder...

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kernow62 says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:25:

Personally there isn't a person on PBH I wouldn't mind meeting; now whether I would want to meet them again that is another story. ;-)

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:29:

Do you actually want to be on anyone's list, Greenday? Most people would be on someone's list so they could have them whacked by a couple of guys on a moped right after they met them. The beauty of idiotic forums like this is never having to meet anyone on them. There's real life and then there's this nonsense. Let's not get them confused.

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greenday says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:35:

thanks UC for bringing me back down to earth...and to think that I was getting emotionally tied to a bunch of internet characters...
Thanks!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:37:

:-( i was looking forward to meet u UC

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greenday says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:39:

ves??? "nadie me quiere, todos me odian, mejor me coma gusanito"....

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:40:

Although, Greenday, I don't blame you at all for wanting to be on Kat's list. It'd probably be worth it to get whacked.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:40:

I like u greenday :-)
feel better now?

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:42:

UC, that's how you see yourself here in this forum. I don't, because there is no way I can make a total separation of what I really am and how I would like others perceive me. I don't even try, because it would be a worthless effort.

Cheers,
Desi

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greenday says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:42:

wowowowowowowoowow kat LIKES ME!!!!!!!!

now I can die and go to heaven!!!

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:42:

Come on, Kat, meet him and then have him whacked. At least he'll die happy.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:43:

LMAO Greenday *wispers* is not the wine ;-)

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:45:

Geez, Desi, you mean you really are who you appear to be on this forum? Nah, you gotta have an internet persona who is as far removed from your real persona as possible. For example, Elmo is actually Bill Moyers.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:46:

I agree with Desi, this is me. like it or dump it

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greenday says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:46:

oh I see kat... kat is drinking wine, and that's the ONLY reason why I finally made her list...she'll wake up tomorrow sober and realize the mistake she made...
thanks kat!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:47:

lol maybe. lol

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:49:

kat, what are you drinking anyway?

Greenday, we've had our differences of opinion. I don't have a chip on my shoulder. You've kept your word and been a truly nice person towards me ever since. I appreciate that very much. Just wanted to let you know that.
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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greenday says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:50:

actually... now that we are on that topic...I'm the same in real life...an obnoxious asshole...
so it's better that none of you want to meet me anyway...it would be a very miserable event in your lives...

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:51:

yes UC I can't pretend to be anything else than what I am. I can't be Bill Moyers. (Who is Bill Moyers?)
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Dan says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:51:

Just thinking... I decided to post a few pics that I have of myself and wedding day in Bogotá. Any comments???

God Bless America!

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:51:

Geez, Greenday, if she's drunk, you gotta take advantage of that, man.

Kat, you're not actually Eva Longoria and a truly desperate housewife?

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:54:

Sure, I'll comment. You hit a home run, dude. Any honeymoon pics?

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greenday says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:59:

Desi thanks for the comments...now I've got to go before I jerk a tear...yes, I get sentimental sometimes...

Speaking of which...Dan, I like your pictures...your wife is very pretty, and you're a handsome guy...

Yes, I cry at weddings....anything else I need to share about me??

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 18, 2005, 14:59:

I think Morphus, Desi and Elm I think Morphus, Desi, Tinto and Elmo would make it on my list. They all seem pretty laid back and Ive had a laugh out many of their comments. GiB could probably make it as well though...UC...wow theres a lot of people I find rather amusing...but then again like someone said earlier, perhpas the charm of it all lies in the annonimity...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:04:

The charm? There's about as much charm here as a bunch of dirty old men wanking themselves at a porn movie theater. PBH is just another form of self-stimulation but every now and again someone lends a hand. Is that you, Kat?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:06:

well UC I have a very short hand well I have a very short hand :-P. I never meet my husband looking for porn in the internet. ;-)

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Dan says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:08:

Honeymoon Still working on that, Unfortunatly I wasn't able to get enough time off of work to do one. Don't know when it'll be. We're looking at going to San Andres for a couple of weeks when we do have a honeymoon. I hope to do that soon.

God Bless America!

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:11:

Oh God UC...That is absolutely grim. You seem to have the incredible talent of activating my suicidal neurons...seriously *laughs*. I dont see PBH as self stimulating thatd be rather sad...I'd say its merely didactic...and when I said charm I think I was reffering to the spark in people's sense of humour. Obviously the great majority of the posts you read are often friendly and respectful. Even your disgusting use of imagery made me laugh histerically, so yeah I suppose you have a very twisted and appalling way of describing things...that must be part of your infalible charm ;)

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:14:

But if you find PBH self stimulating LOL that is SAD, I will say lack of sex? oooooooops, :-O

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Gomezman5 says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:16:

To Meet or not To Meet ??? First, allow me to say Thank you to kat. Stated quite simply, you are sweet to include me on you list. I was so flattered, actually cracked a smile in delight!! Allow me to say one more thing about you Kat. Of course I know little of you, but from what I have seen of you, I am most impressed. You rarely if ever have anything negative to say. You stay clear of the insults and personal attacks. This is true even when you are participating in a thread where everyone are fighting with each other. sometimes I see your name in the middle of a heated debate and I think...."Thank God" you have posted here....a break in the action.

Honestly,,,,,thanks Kat for including me in your thoughts....
Eres hermosa por dentro y par afuera...

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:19:

LMAO Kat...nice one.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:22:

Short hand? That's ok, Kat, remember I'm one of those gringos who went through genital mutilation (circumcision) and lost 3 inches of magnificent manhood so I'm sure it will fit like a glove. I know that I joked that I met my wife while looking for free porn but that's what it was - una broma y no mas.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:23:

LOL for me size matter ;-)

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:28:

What's sad about it? My wife and I try but even we can't make love every minute of the day. She gets tired after 10 or 20 orgasms. Then at work, when I have a few minutes and I'm bored, there's always PBH. To me it is just like a quick wank. There is a certain amount of entertainment in the endless stupid fights about nothing. It reminds me of a school playground or an unruly classroom.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:33:

I understand UC I get very ex I understand UC, I get very excited just to see Yep injured foot lol, and what about his new shoes better than victoria secrets. lmao

Sorry Yep, hope your foot gets better ;-)

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Gomezman5 says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:36:

In addition to Kat1 (discussed above), where do I begin? I think the easiest way to say who I would want to meet is to say that I am open to meeting everyone, and that would include the people that I regularly aregue with (Kernow, and Kernow, and.........about 5 or 50 others. That's fine, in law school, my professor told me that I was a "lightening rod of controversey." So be it.

But asked to choose who are the most significant people that I have special curiosity about, the list would go like this.

Kernow (the most contrary)
Kernow (the second most contary--and working on being the third)
Kat1..(not because she included me...she seems like a wonderful lady

Desi. A lady as well. Has wit. and very broad based in her knowledge of the world and people. Also likes to stay clear of the attack stuff.

ColX (not because he created the thread) Cx is a bit overzealous in his defense of Colombia. However, he is a kind and considerate person.We have PMd regularly and I can honestly call him-"Friend"

Utopiacowboy. insitefull and guests his message accross with in a few words. He says the same as I do--often. He just uses less words, and because of that, the more shallow people out here miss his points.

DWMTE..a true gentleman

and rest is to come

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Gomezman5 says on Jun 18, 2005, 15:41:

I'm staying clear of this sex stuff. But.....on the other hand. I clearly am getting shortchanged in that department. Yet, I am not convinced that marriage is the answer.

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ColombianoX says on Jun 18, 2005, 16:05:

Gomez,

"I clearly am getting shortchanged in that department."

You're not alone, amigo. One of the reasons I began this thread is because I needed to get my mind off from what has been a heart-breaking weekend. It turns out that the really cute colombian waitress I had my sights set on and who's only been here for five months, has a boyfriend. What pisses me off is that when I finally mustered the courage to ask her out the other day, her face lit up, she got all nervous, and she couldn't stop smiling, yet the only answer she gave me was, "Te dejo saber" (I'll let you know)...so I walked out of there with a bittersweet feeling. When I went back the next day, she lays the truth on me, but it was already too late... que despecho tan HP. Why can't some colombianas be direct and just tell you that they have a boyfriend upfront? Ok, I know I'm straying from my own topic, but the OP can do that.

Saludes,

ColombianoX

'Triste, solo, y colombiano'

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 16:22:

Ahh. Colombianox, one day you will meet your true colombiana. but don't be surprise if you fall for a gringa. ;-)

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critter says on Jun 18, 2005, 16:23:

Everybody knows that El MOdefoque would be the coolest corrocho to meet from this forum. He is, by far, the most entertaining mo-fo on the planet. However, I would have to pass on the hookers and burras, Elmo. I am a faithful and dedicated married gringo. Viva Barranquilla y Nueva York.

"Spending eternity in a bad place is a long time!"

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ColombianoX says on Jun 18, 2005, 16:28:

"but don't be surprise if you fall for a gringa. ;-)"

kat,

Ha ha ha ha ha! The moon will turn red before that happens!

Saludes,

CX

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 16:34:

My Boy Love hasn't got nationaly, status, sex or color. so the moon has to turn red one day ;-)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 16:39:

kat, take a look, isn't the moon kinda reddish already?

Colx, you worry too much. Take a trip and import a novia from the old country. I've heard there's a lot of lovely, young ladies hanging out at "Chippy Chappy" Mall in Cali...

Cheers,
Desi
(going to sleep in another minute or two...)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2005, 16:43:

Is so cloudy here in England most of the time, that I am lucky if I see the moon.

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 18, 2005, 16:59:

I agree with Desi, CX. Your chica is waiting for you.....in Colombia. Actually no man can do better than that.

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ColombianoX says on Jun 18, 2005, 17:12:

utopia,

I know I would do well in Colombia, but my home is the USA. Nothing is ever complete.

Saludes,

CX

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adela says on Jun 18, 2005, 19:10:

Tinto

Imagine Peter with his laptop traveling the world in shorts....I guess the market for a web in India sounds terrrific. What do you think? All the people from India seemed so sharming!

Tinto, pls post one picture...tell us if some day you'll come to Desi's B&B and you can read your poetry...

Màs fe, màs abrazos, màs besos, màs disculpas, màs visitas a nuestros amigos antiguos nos haràn màs plenos cada vez.

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critter says on Jun 18, 2005, 19:22:

Sorry Gomezman5 According to ColombianoX, you have to narrow it down to one member.

"Spending eternity in a bad place is a long time!"

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santiBOG says on Jun 18, 2005, 21:36:

mmmmmm omg this is all so beautiful, i think i'm gonna cry... snif.

speaking of wine... i just had a few myself along with some fondue, i think i'll go visit the wc now, i'll think about u all while i'm there.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 19, 2005, 02:23:

LOL santibog have a nice trip.
BTW: I love fondue, only that have zillions of calories
PS. I think Mrs Gomez and Babygirl would be fun to meet too.

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quindioman says on Jun 19, 2005, 06:14:

'twould have to be the man behind it all so I could shake his hand and say lo vi muy bien parce......here's to you Peter

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santiBOG says on Jun 19, 2005, 08:11:

ehhhh yo quiero conocer a kat, a babygirl y a cerealkiller. Tal vez a elmo.

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Colombiche says on Jun 19, 2005, 11:17:

boo hoo I guess I am too new to be on anyone's list. Maybe if I post a picture of my lovely paisa face and my torso clad in a studio F shirt I will make it onto next year's TOP 20 ja ja jaaa!

Love and happiness to all.

Ps: I guess it would be pretty funny to start a thread about how we picture the people behind the nicknames. What a laugh.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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BlondeJamesBond says on Jun 19, 2005, 11:43:

We have a clear winner!! Kat1 is certainly the most popular member here, and quite rightly so, tip top of my list too! (Gman we are agreeing too much right now for my liking!)

Actually i'd be quite happy to meet any of the people here, you all seem like a decent bunch, with the one exception of Kerry, if I ever did meet him I would probably go medieval on the sonamanbitch.

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kevluvsmedellin says on Jun 19, 2005, 18:13:

Definatly Kat.....She could even bring her husband along. Cool woman!!

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 19, 2005, 18:17:

Actually Colombiche, you are one person on this site that I would not mind meeting. Even though you have strong opinions you always seem to display a realistic and common sense attitude. Kind of reminds me of my wife.

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 19, 2005, 18:18:

SantiBOG Gee thanks, I made it on your list! awesome...ditto :P

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Colombiche says on Jun 19, 2005, 19:27:

Cool!!! Utopia, I wouldn't mind meeting you either at all!. You made me laugh out loud in the beaner thread, when you were talking about your wife holding in the gas. That has got to be one of the funniest things anybody has ever written on PBH.

Colx - I am very flattered to know that you think I am like your media naranja.... sort of like a colombianax...That a very sweet thing to say!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 20, 2005, 00:05:

Thanks James and kevl :-) Actually I wouldn't mind meeting everyone here in PBH, They all seem to be a nice bunch, each one have their own sense of humor, character and charm :-).
Of course some made me laugh more than others, but I think because we share the same type of humor.
LOL Colombiche maybe I should wear this top more often

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Mr. Hollywood says on Jun 20, 2005, 14:28:

Without a doubt Elmo's beloved mule.

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 20, 2005, 15:32:

Hmmm I thought it was a burra...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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lockheed says on Jun 20, 2005, 18:16:

meet all I would like to meet everybody, with lots of booze, some good food but forget the food Booze, yeh

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Mr. Hollywood says on Jun 20, 2005, 18:52:

My mistake You're absolutely right, it's Elmo's beloved BURRA I want to meet.

For a good laugh, put "burra" in the google search box at the top of this page. Elmo sure likes to brag about his conquests.

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morphus says on Jun 20, 2005, 23:50:

Cerealkiller, you're number one on my list.

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 21, 2005, 07:38:

Morphus Thanks a lot, thats always good to know when it comes to boosting my egomania. :)

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 21, 2005, 07:59:

jejej cerealK what are you going to do now . I agree with morphus you seem a nice girl. Maybe you have to postpone that trip to find premios :-)

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 21, 2005, 08:35:

Oh well Kat I am wearing this pheromone perfume now, got it at Indio Amasonico in la Caracas. You seemed to be the most popular girl on the block, can you blame me?
Perhaps Morphus might wanna tag along...you never know :)

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 21, 2005, 08:43:

Well CerealK, the perfume is making the trick. :-)

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 21, 2005, 08:46:

And I wore yellow underwear on new years eve, so this has to be my lucky year!!!!!

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 21, 2005, 09:57:

CerealK Did u run with the suitcase too? lol because maybe a trip to the coast to find kola.

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 21, 2005, 10:39:

Blimey, I forgot that one, thats probably why I havent been to the coast yet.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Sylvie says on Jun 21, 2005, 13:17:

No one wants to meet me?
Thanks! :-P

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catuocho says on Jun 21, 2005, 13:26:

sylvie... you've only been born 6 weeks and 3 days... nobody knows us yet... ;-)

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 21, 2005, 13:48:

Post some provocative photos and we'll be falling over ourselves trying to meet you.

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carter says on Jun 21, 2005, 14:35:

Sylvie If it makes you feel better Ive been a member for 29 weeks and no one likes me.

For me Kernow, he seems normal
maybe at the same time as G5 just for laughs.

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teppar says on Jun 21, 2005, 14:59:

carter i beat you... i've been here for more than a year and no one wants to meet me... :-S oh well....i guess i'll have to start posting provocative pictures and talking about my feelings towards chiquito, then perhaps i'll get some attention ;-)

cheers

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 21, 2005, 15:15:

I have a lot of friends here and I haven't posted one provocative picture, talked about anything below the waist or flirted with anybody. In spite of all these shortcomings I have a lot of people here who'd like to meet me and whom I'd just love to get together. So that's not it.
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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teppar says on Jun 21, 2005, 15:38:

ouch... desi...i was just kidding....i didn't expect such a harsh response...especially not from you...i was just being silly...

look i don't have the huge depth and breadth of knowledge about colombia that you do so i don't jump in on too many posts. colombia came into my life because of the long story i have told before about my ex...but despite he no longer being a part of my life, i have fallen in love with colombia. so i read this site. i input when i can. and i get to know all of you.

i would love to meet many pbh'ers in person. i think we all come from such diverse experiences that it would be nothing short of an exciting circus for us all to be in the same place.

i know that i have not opened myself up to pbh all that much and most of you would have no reason to want to meet me as you don't really know too much about me. but its 3am where i am and i was just jumping in with an inane comment on this fun thread. perhaps my feeble attempt at humour was misinterpreted by you. why such a negative response from you desi?

cheers

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 21, 2005, 15:43:

speaking of chiquito, how are you UC?

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 21, 2005, 15:48:

teppar, sorry, I didn't mean to be harsh and it was not meant to be negative least of all with you. You're such a sweet person and I have absolutely nothing against you. It's just that the humour here tend to be rather...how should I say it, rather crude and primitive.

I knew from the beginning that this thread was not going to be one that would make everybody happy. Popularity contests seldom do. My apologies, teppar.

Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 21, 2005, 16:06:

had only read half of your post when I answered. It's past 1 a.m here and I'm good for 6 hrs shut-eye. My response to you was motivated by several things, one of the being sylvie's disappointment of not being on anybody's list. I think these lists are obnoxious. I haven't made mine. It's enough to say that I'd love to meet most of the regular posters in person, some that don't post all the time too and there aren't many here that I wouldn't like to meet.

About the humour, check the thread about Colombian jokes. Most of the jokes there are very good; they have given me many a good laugh. I'm not all that crazy about the kind of joking that Utopia cowboy and elmo carry on here all the time, discussing bodíly fluids and/or orifices tend to get rather boring after a while.

Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 21, 2005, 17:02:

Hey, don't blame me! Look up in the thread right above your post - there's Kat taunting me with her chiquito. I was minding my own bodily orifice until she came along....

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Sylvie says on Jun 21, 2005, 17:57:

Pictures How would one go about posting pictures? I'd also like to see pictures of all of you and maybe even your pets. It's nice to put a face on a name.

I can't seem to upload pictures in my gallery. Anyone have any suggestions?

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Sylvie says on Jun 21, 2005, 18:19:

I figured it out. ok here is my picture. Now everyone post theres, please :-D

http://img12.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc3&image=th_cd9_sylv

That one is just over a year old. I will post a more recent one when I find it. My hair is darker now.

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Cerealkiller says on Jun 21, 2005, 18:40:

Hmm I just recalled there is someone else Id like to meet. Id like to meet Jon the guy who teaches English in Manizales, I enjoyed his entries, sounds like lots of fun.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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maria1234 says on Jun 21, 2005, 21:52:

Just a hot horny guy or girl that likes to have sex in every way shape and form. Every way!!!

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 21, 2005, 21:55:

Damm, Sylvie, looking good, girl! There you were smiling on the page right above a link saying: Meet Women For Sex! I guess I can search the internet and find some photo that I can pass off as myself.

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Sylvie says on Jun 21, 2005, 22:14:

UC Thanks UC, that is very nice of you to say. I assure you that the advertisement above my picture is purely coincidental! Maybe I should use another site to host my pictures. Wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea :-P

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 21, 2005, 22:26:

So, when a guy reads on the Internet, "Meet Women For Sex!", it's not really true? Darn it. Do you think those inflatable dolls they sell really work? Well, Sylvie, you're right, you wouldn't want Elmo to get the wrong idea. As it is, he'll probably be excited enough once he sees your pic that he'll have to excuse himself to go to the bathroom. Then Desi will have to read about it and she hates these kinds of posts. So she'll put another thread out on the Espanol Only forum advocating death to the gringos. No, wait, that was me. Anyway, you're a doll and I hope when I graduate from high school in a few more years, I can find a woman just like you.

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greenday says on Jun 22, 2005, 03:47:

meet women for sex?? where?? did I miss something???

Who is this Sylvie girl?? Is it legal on this forum to do this??

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dwmte says on Jun 22, 2005, 04:10:

marcos.... your thoughtfulness proceeds you. thank you.


all the rest of you...i mean everyone of you, i would love to meet you all...the good, the bad, the obnoxious, the tall the short, the fat, the skinny, the wise, the dumb. every last one of you.

were i to mention you by names, i would, alas, omit some, which would possibly hurt/offend others. a crime i should hate to find myself guilty of.

let it stand that i wait the day i can return to my beloved medallo and enjoy her blood/spirit/soul and family. i miss you, colombia, and now, with my family (wife and youngest daughter) there with the family, i am even more lonely.

my love and thankfulness to you all for your company and conversation

colombiano....bravo, a wonderful thread. and a shocker if i might say, you being in the casa narino. i used to have the private tel number or pres. gaviria's secretary there, as i had been to the president's inauguration. ah, such memories for a gringo.

thanks, friend. from all of us.

douglas

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 22, 2005, 05:27:

UC Well this days I've see you so obsessed with it. :-P. in every thread you can't stop talking about it. anything wrong Dear? lol

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elmodefoque says on Jun 22, 2005, 05:37:

Kat, have you ever been under a bed, encuero, with a corroncho?

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 22, 2005, 05:39:

let me jogg my memory NO. lol

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elmodefoque says on Jun 22, 2005, 05:45:

te gustaria?

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 22, 2005, 06:04:

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Not
too uncomfortable ;-)

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dwmte says on Jun 22, 2005, 07:23:

you're all great and wonderful folks.... every last crazy one of you....

i'm glad to have met you and come to know you as i have...thanks to all of you..

dw

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elmodefoque says on Jun 22, 2005, 07:43:

kat, OK, maybe we could go under the bed after we get really crazy, hanging from outside a window is fun too. let's start on top of the bed, champagne, chocolate covered strawberries(saw that in a movie)and 3 bottles of whip cream, but to be honest beer and chicharron is what i like but for you, champagne.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 22, 2005, 08:00:

Every so often, Kat, I just become completely depraved and pretty much have sex on the brain constantly. Then there's the other 2 or 3 days a month when I am relatively normal.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 22, 2005, 08:05:

You so thoughfull Elmo. You always so thoughful Elmo.
UC. with your stepchildren away for 5 weeks I though you and your wife will be like rabitts. :-)

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 22, 2005, 08:33:

We're always like rabbits. We're nymphomaniacs.

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dwmte says on Jun 26, 2005, 08:32:

colombiano... i was sad to hear your lament...one down, 8.9 billion to go. can't be all bad, friend, just look at the odds. too, they're on your side. however, if you wait til they'll all be up front, in front, i'm afraid the odds WONT be on your side.

just curious, if you work in casa narino, how is your home the good ole u.s.a.? and to state unequivocally that you wouldn't marry a gringa, reduces the odds even more. you can't tell me that here (usa) is home and not appreciate the ladies.

sounds a bit odd from me, being married to a paisa, but it's true. i think there must be lots of wonderful, domineering, american ladies just waiting to put the screws to your life. why wait for the one who f****d with your heart to do it?

anyway, freind, i do wish you the best. for me, i'm so old that the race, for good or bad, is run and i'm not the type to change horses in the middle of the race. because, it ain't about winning, it's about getting to the end with the original horse and rider. si o no?

i still couldn't separate out the one of you to choose above the others. how could i? you're all so unique and interesting, even when your feathers are ruffled (just like me)

when i finally get back, i can think of an easy 25 or 30 i'd gladly call and invite out to a drink or a coffee/meal... i'll bet i'd like all of you.

and marcos....don't worry, your life mate is just standing in the wings, waiting to take control of your life. that's what they do best. peace.

douglas

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