If I marry a Cali girl I hope she is not 100% law abiding!!

gringoloid (Trustee board) says on Aug 23, 2008, 04:31:

i think it is a great idea........remember, a family that lays together, stays together.

besides, mom could be of some help as the Director.......you know, with one of those little megaphones.

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jeff8875 says on Aug 23, 2008, 09:42:

maybe she could even join in ... hahaha colombian moms are hot and if shes a virgin her mom is probably 30

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turnmeon (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 23, 2008, 15:21:

expatriate says on Aug 23, 2008, 15:48:

It is true. My mother in law really got a kick out of it.

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile.

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turnmeon (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 23, 2008, 15:51:

jonas says on Aug 23, 2008, 16:48:

And when with a moza would your suegra watch or the moza´s mom?

Mi alma se la dejo al diablo

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Monita Linda says on Aug 23, 2008, 17:23:

Darn, I didn't follow the law when I got married in Cali.

Poor but Preppy ______Colombia: the only risk is wanting to lay.

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Man Tequila says on Aug 23, 2008, 21:10:

I wouldn't worry about law abiding. Watch what caleno drivers do when the light turns red. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Aug 23, 2008, 21:13:

Do they drive the wrong way down the street like in Neiva? ;)

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Man Tequila says on Aug 23, 2008, 21:17:

Jeje, like that scene in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Driver, screaming at car going down the wrong side of the highway:
"You IDIOT! You're going the WRONG WAY!"

Driver to passenger: "Hmm. How does he know where we're going?" ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Aug 24, 2008, 08:01:

Those aren't pillows!!!!

See that Bears game last week?



Great movie. I have that DVD in my collection.

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