If Elmo wrote a book...

Man Tequila says on Sep 11, 2007, 21:26:

Too thin a book for Elmo.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Sep 11, 2007, 21:28:

Excellent Bob! Just wait till Elmo sees it in the morning!

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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Simon says on Sep 11, 2007, 21:42:

I can't wait to see the pictures in it!!

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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LA_MONA says on Sep 12, 2007, 02:40:

Fantastic!!
Well done, just a few pigeons in there and it would have topped it off...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gringolondinense says on Sep 12, 2007, 03:18:

no donkeys??

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bob777 says on Sep 12, 2007, 04:31:

There is a donkey.....it is, what is the word, superimposed?....you don't see the young lad riding the donkey?......Oh btw, I suppose all proceeds of the book will go to beer, fishing and hookers (not necessarily in that order) :D

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elmodefoque says on Sep 12, 2007, 05:14:

So there i was…..WOW!!!!!
Hey Bob, I feel so humble, the cover looks fokin AMAZING, it tells it all! From one day riding a donkey in south barranqullila to next day living in the most electrifying incredible city in the planet during a euphoric time in history
I could not think of a better title, I’m truly, truly honored, you’re unquestionably a talented modefque.
Man, I gotta show this to Bill Moyers he’s written a number of books and maybe I could get him to help with mine. It might have more pages than “War and Peace� cus I sure do have a LOTTA CHIT to cover.
Of course I will share all royalties with ya

I'll get there, when I get there!

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jaramillo says on Sep 12, 2007, 05:51:

Maybe we can make suggestions for the table of contents?

How about:

Anal-ytical chemistry: the effect of drugs and barranquillera' asses on a man's body, or how to look 20 years older than you are.

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gringolondinense says on Sep 12, 2007, 06:23:

oh yes bob i can see the donkey now, if i squint!! good work.

Maybe thats carrying a subliminal message to all us gringos....

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elmodefoque says on Sep 12, 2007, 08:30:

my book could easily make it to number one in the new york times book review . heck, now that oprah is taping from new york she might invite me for an interview and then larry king.
chit, I might have to bring Peter along, he made all this possible

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Miguel says on Sep 12, 2007, 08:56:

More likely you would be booked on The Jerry Fokin Springer Show and then Rosie O'Donnell.

I think Letterman would book you.

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kalder says on Sep 12, 2007, 09:08:

I expect he HAS written a book (or two). He's a media professional, surely?

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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elmodefoque says on Sep 12, 2007, 09:09:

jerry fokin springer????
it has to be a place where the audience has some idea where the fok colombia is.
I know i could walk down the hall and get booked on "charlie rose" but that modefoque now hates my guts.
6 years ago, during the company christmas party i ended up porkin his super fine puerto rican "assistant" his fokin secretary!
he wanted a piece of that too but being the typical boricua she didn't want any thing to do with his honky ass.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Tinto (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Sep 12, 2007, 09:21:

You'd have to do a lot of practice interviews, though, or you'd sound like one of those parodies that are nothing but bleep, bleep, bleep, with a few As, ANs and THEs thrown in.

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bob777 says on Sep 12, 2007, 09:22:

Elmo, the ladies that wouldn't give you the time of day, would they give you a second consideration, if they knew you were an actual author and writer?

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elmodefoque says on Sep 12, 2007, 09:32:

imagine that, me? a fokin author, gee that sounds so REGAL
I bet that title could get me a LOTTA LOTTA FREE CHUCHA . I'll even get to share a drink or two with Gabo himself and have lenthly comversation regarding hookers.
Tinto, they gonna have to bleep the chit outta me cus i don't know of any other way to talk and if you think i'm bad, then you've not been with morphose's brother.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 12, 2007, 09:42:

Gabo and me, two highly renowned costeño/corroncho authors, the pride of all fokin Colombia.
Chit, that means I’ll have to wear Guayaberas too.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 12, 2007, 09:42:

.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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goin_south says on Sep 12, 2007, 21:52:

yeah! wow! Now maybe Diomedes 'El Diablo' Diaz will even let you 'on stage'!
WOW!! NOW... WE'RE TALKIN....HEAVEN!

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

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capitan_centella says on Sep 12, 2007, 21:56:

Hay modefoque. . . esta loco. Y difícilmente estaré de acuerdo don usted. (A mi como al 70% de los bogotanos, los costeños que se vienen a quejar de bogotá y algo tienen que ver con ella, me producen piquiña) pero, siendo desafortunadamente honestos, LA PORTADA ESTA DEL CARAJO. . . MUY "MODEFOQUES VISION". . .

Just you.

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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gringolondinense says on Sep 13, 2007, 03:15:

F**ck "The Osbournes"!! Why doesnt Peter commission a new series called "The Modefoques".

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