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I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from. So he says,'Do you know me?
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God,
are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's
teacher.'

By MitchAlvarez on Jul 18, 2008, 10:52 in Friendly Talkzone.

travelingirl says on Jul 18, 2008, 10:55:

HAHAHA! Funny!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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vicshere says on Jul 18, 2008, 10:58:

funny hahaha but off topic

listo

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tomass says on Jul 18, 2008, 11:10:

Esta mañana temprano Irlanda sufrio su peor desastre aereo cuando un pequeno avion tipo 'cessna', con dos sillas, estrello contra un cementerio.
Trabajadores Irlandeses con los organisaciones de busqueda y rescate han buscado hasta ahora 1826 cuerpos y tienen expectativas que ese numero puede alcanzar aun mas mientras las excavaciones continuan por la noche.

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