I need some help here.

Douglas says on Jun 1, 2005, 08:31:

I can help you. Send it to me at:

www.dougallenjr at aol.com

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Elsa Lopez says on Jun 1, 2005, 10:35:

You can send them to me too. Calm down, colombian guys are intense. Take it easy.

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Miguel says on Jun 1, 2005, 10:36:

Yo tambien Mi llave Elmo no está. (El estas en Florida) PM me.

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Hr77 says on Jun 1, 2005, 13:06:

Thanks I feel alot better knowing that Mr. Elmo is not ignoring me during my crisis. :) He is a good guy. And thanks for the help. I am at the end of my first fight with this guy and I'm lost without a translator that I respect enough to send my personal stuff to. Thanks a million.

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Hr77 says on Jun 6, 2005, 08:25:

Ok a little more help. OK, I need some more translating. Can anyone help me this morning?

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carolain11 says on Jun 6, 2005, 16:14:

sure i can help

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IMorcombe says on Jun 7, 2005, 06:41:

I am pretty good at it too.

Maria Ines

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Hr77 says on Jun 7, 2005, 09:29:

Thanks I would love some help from you but you don't accept private messages. There is no way I can post this letter here.

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Hr77 says on Jun 7, 2005, 09:38:

As a matter of fact, there is one sentence in a letter from last week that I have gotten a translation from two different people on, and I still don't know what it means because thier translations were both different. Does anyone know what this says? - tu eres muy linda con migo eres muy especial con migo y a mi tambien me asusta, no se en que va a terminar todo esto pero cuando lo vivo me siento bien

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medallo_dude says on Jun 7, 2005, 10:25:

spanish love letters tu eres muy linda con migo eres muy especial con migo y a mi tambien me asusta, no se en que va a terminar todo esto pero cuando lo vivo me siento bien

it basically means:

you are so nice to me, you are very special to me, i am also scared, i don't know where this will all end up but right now i feel great

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 7, 2005, 15:30:

Just out of curiosity, how can you be in love with someone when you don't know what the heck they are saying to you?

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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lpdiver says on Jun 7, 2005, 16:00:

Cowboy I can't really answer your question; but, it did happen to me. Of course I was there live and in person. Hell...just when I think I am getting to believe I understand Spanish; Angela and I have a new miscommunication of epic porportions. Well that may be an exaggeration...we manage to communicate on the big stuff. And you know what they say about the small stuff.

Tony

"cook some rice!"

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poco says on Jun 7, 2005, 16:31:

When the shoe fits, reminds me of a joke In the U.S. I have some single friends who have sought my sage advise,, well,, we were drinking beer,, OK..

No matter the situation whether it be relations, work, friends, family,, this always works. My all time favorite advice,, I’ve got this on paper in my billfold, in case of memory lapse.

Don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do.

Seems appropriate advise, quite fitting and may explain this situation.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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lpdiver says on Jun 7, 2005, 16:34:

Poco That would go hand in hand with, "Do as I say, not as I do!" would it not?

T

"cook some rice!"

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 7, 2005, 16:44:

Oh, I must admit Tony, that I was extremely attracted to my wife before I had even met her. I would't have called it love though. A helluva case of lust. Even now, she's got some kind of allure that I never seem to get enough of. And I can relate to the language thing - I understand 99% of what she says to me and then she'll use a word I've never heard and presto, there we go! As I keep telling her, it helps to use words that I've heard before but she says she forgets and assumes that I can understand anything she says. I'm good but I'm not THAT good.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Hr77 says on Jun 7, 2005, 16:57:

Thank you poco. thats exactly what I do. And when he does manage to squeeze out some English, my god is it ever sexy!!! plus I speak enough spanish to get by at my job. But it is the things that he does for me that speak to me, and thier isnt much of that. So, yeah, I think I'm looking at a severe case of lust. ;)

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