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i need a place for 1 month in barranquilla!!

Hello i 'm Josh
i need a place to stay for one month 1 dec 2007 10 jan 2008 till i must be in kra 43
or around there.
is there somebody who maybe knows bed and breakfast or a simple studio or something
not expansive places i really want simple i don't pay a lot for closing my eyes.
only serious reactions if u can't stay still.

Kind regards Josh

By jozua_2 on Aug 27, 2007, 13:47 in Renting, selling & meetups.

El Polo says on Aug 27, 2007, 14:27:

There is a guy on this site by the name elmodefoque, who can offer you alot of helpfull insight.

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RJQuilla says on Aug 28, 2007, 09:14:

The aparta hostels is what you want. Try Jesus Alvarez or Sorrento aparta hostels. Much cheaper than a hotel room. You get a small apartment with kitchen living, room and etc.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 09:49:

i've never stayed in apartments, i prefer hotels.
when i have some extra cash, my hotel of choice is El Prado
when i'm semi mondao (low cash) I like Versalle
when i'm super mondao then i stay in El Sima

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:19:

wow elmo not only did you educate the man you showed him some costeno spanish to use while in barranquilla.

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:21:

I can see him checking-in now. Hi right now I am semi mondao and we like a place to stay for the night. Thanks

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:24:

MONDAO una de las palabra que mas se usa en Curramba
mi llave! prestame 200 barritas?
Nojoda marica no puedo, estoy bien MONDAO!!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:25:

I can see him checking-in now. Hi right now I am semi mondao and we like a place to stay for the night. Thanks

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:30:

maybe they should rate hotel at how MONDAO you are.
Instead of 5 stars
5 stars=No mondao
2 stars=semi- mondao
0 star= super modao
hoteles en el centro=requete mondao y tu vida no vale un culo

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:32:

ahora mismo yo me encuentro en REQUETE MONDAO y estoy buscando hotel en el centro por ahi por Simon Bolivar.

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:33:

Elmo, se te olvido muchas mas palabras que nosostros costeno usamos.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:35:

cuales?

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:39:

Y la estrellas tambien significa la mujer que puede consegir.

5 stars= mujer cachaca
2 stars= Prepago ya sudada
0 stars= El carito de mano

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:43:

bueno aqui en NYC ahora mismo es O stars
y el proximo viaje pa curramba, como estoy super mondao lo que me toca son 2 stars=prepago suda de Malambo

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:48:

lol prepago suda palanquera lol

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:49:

La maravillosa palabra....

Distancia muy larga: "Queda en la mierda..."

Sentido de orientación: "Me fui hasta la mierda" Valor

dietético: "Coma mierda"

Adjetivo calificativo: "Ud. es una mierda"

Formación del carácter: "No sea mierda"

Escepticismo: "No le creo ni mierda"

Ignorancia: "No sabe ni mierda"

Venganza: "Volvámoslo mierda"

Accidente: "Quedé vuelto mierda"

Efecto visual: "No se ve ni mierda"

Sentido del olfato: "Huele a mierda"

Despedida: "Vaya pa'la mierda"

Metamorfosis: "Quedó vuelto mierda"

Especulación: "Y esa mierda que es?"

Escasez: "No hay ni mierda"

Velocidad: "Va a toda mierda"

Tacañear: "No regala ni mierda"

Mentiroso: "Habla pura mierda"

Carácter: "El tipo es una mierda"

Difícil asunto: "Se formó el mierdero"

Economía: "Estoy comiendo mierda

Desplazamiento: "Voló a la mierda"

Despecho: "Mándelo pa' la mierda"

Mecánica: "Esta mierda no funciona"

Sentido del gusto: "Sabe a mierda"

Situación anímica: "estoy en la mierda".

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 10:52:

MALDITA MIERDA!!!!!!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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