i just made it to 300 POSTS on PBH

elmodefoque says on Jul 20, 2008, 08:12:

thank you and good nite!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 20, 2008, 08:15:

it's amazing cuanta mierda yo puedo hablar

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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truthspeaker says on Jul 20, 2008, 08:20:

Verdad, compadre, mucha mierda...

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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RAAAY says on Jul 20, 2008, 08:22:

For anyone else, I would consider that milestone a sad one.......................

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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elmodefoque says on Jul 20, 2008, 08:42:

do i get a fokin t shirt or something??

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dwmte7 says on Jul 20, 2008, 09:23:

no t shirts here on pbh....just a bottle of brown bag wine.

dwmte

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 20, 2008, 09:27:

elmodefoque says on Jul 20 (today): flag

it's amazing cuanta mierda yo puedo hablar

bueno menos mal que lo reconoce :))

engage brain before opening mouth

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jack_jason says on Jul 20, 2008, 11:53:

Ahora escriba un libro!

This is just spanglish, please do not correct me

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arthur brode says on Jul 20, 2008, 12:57:

congrats elmo,you just earned yourself the 300 BS post award!

http://www.calirentals.net/

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webmanco says on Jul 20, 2008, 15:24:

Not kidding, Elmo just earned a one way ticket to sunny and burundanga free Bogotá.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 21, 2008, 14:47:

Elmo este es tu premio.

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MaFe says on Jul 21, 2008, 17:05:

Ja! Congrats elmo!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Jul 21, 2008, 17:39:

mafe,
gracias mi reina linda.
it took years to reach this incredible accomplishment, but it was well worth it.
la carretilla que escribo solamente la puede inventar un perro malpario bien aburrio como yo.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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MaFe says on Jul 21, 2008, 18:49:

jaaaaaaaaaa bueno I guess you deserve some kind of prize?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Jul 21, 2008, 19:04:

i know exactly what prize i want and it aint no fokin t shirt.
una calena would do me just fine

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MaFe says on Jul 21, 2008, 21:13:

ja ja....I will keep my eyes open for you!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 21, 2008, 21:26:

Well Elmo I was trying to grant your wish. Congratulations anyway!

elmodefoque says on Jul 20, 2008, 08:42: flag

"do i get a fokin t shirt or something??"

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goin_south says on Jul 21, 2008, 22:47:

I think he said he prefers the 'or, something' ;-)

Colombia es

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 21, 2008, 23:10:

Maybe he should get both!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 03:27:

Lisa, I love that t shirt. Picked up a few this past Feb. in Barranquilla.
I got my brothers one each , they earned it.
I always dreamt of having a son to follow our proud costeno tradition, boinking a donkey.
I guess it will never happen cus my boys were born and raised in NYC to a Dominican mother and most likely will never set foot in Colombia
Maybe one day I’ll live my dream and have a barranquilllero child with a barranquillera in Barranquilla,
but is gotta happen quickly cus I’m too fokin old and soon I’ll be shooting blanks.
I still remember the pride in my grandfather’s eyes when I told him about my first burrita sexual experience, PRICELESS!
When my father got back to Curramba, he took a picture of me and maria Elena Jaramillo (my burrita) sharing a romantic moment.
I still keep that pic around but was told not to post it anymore.
Do my brothers in the interior have any traditions that are special to your region like screwing a lama or something?

Thank you!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:27:

Elmo...it shows you only have 292 post!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:33:

292 ????? i was robbed

mi reina, I see 301 and 8243 comments

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:38:

LOL Elmo, you still have about 20 yeas left to father a Currumba child, I hope your wish comes one day. Nothing more endearing than a son passing his traditions to his children!

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:40:

I know but when you click on your post http://poorbuthappy.com/elmodefoque/posts/
dice "elmodefoque has written 292 posts"

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:46:

I should have close to 375 posts but almost 75 were deleted, koputz, zapped, sent to the outter limits of the twilight fokin zone
i

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webmanco says on Jul 22, 2008, 13:12:

Good eye MaFe it is just another example of how exagerate costeños are :-)

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 14:34:

I don't think they are webmanco...if you go to his profile it does say 301...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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webmanco says on Jul 22, 2008, 14:39:

I think the misssing Elmo`s post had been deleted for breaking the rules.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 14:40:

webmanco, copy and paste his profile one here....it's different...It states he has made 301 post...He ISN'T exaggerating!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jul 22, 2008, 14:43:

It's the effort that counts. It does look like he started 301 threads but nine of them were zapped - about two per year.

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:02:

ja ja two per year? Well congrats Elmo!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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webmanco says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:39:

Hats off to Elmo, he has shown to have more comun sense, plus good sense of humor than many that consider themselves well educated and tolerant.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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goin_south says on Jul 23, 2008, 06:12:

only 9 were zapped? amazing!

Colombia es

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