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i have been in Colombia for 36 days and 3 crimes have been committed to my wives family

My brothers friend parked his car across the road from the house and they stood outside watching his car for an hour when he got in it the radio had been stolen. My wives brother was on her bike with her 11 year old daugther and someone came up to her with a knife and told her to give the bike to him so she did. My wives niece has a boyfriend in the army and he got his hand blown of yesterday. Most Colombian people I ask them if they have ever been robbed and they say no. I have never met a traveller that has been robbed so I still think Colombia is not that dangerous

By londonmalecomesback on Feb 6, 2005, 09:25 in Friendly Talkzone.

Gomezman5 says on Feb 6, 2005, 09:30:

You are right Colombia is the safest place on earth.

I don't know why I keep forgeting that???

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cremaster says on Feb 6, 2005, 09:41:

I´m hoping that I read about LondonMale winning a ¨Darwin Award¨ Hopefully soon!

Patrick

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jack73534 says on Feb 6, 2005, 09:57:

balloon chair Are you calling him the guy who tied the weather ballons to his lawn chair or the guy who tied the rocket to his camero.

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ARMacleod says on Feb 6, 2005, 11:46:

WTF are you trying to say? You have just mentioned three instances of some kind of crime, I think, then the statement is that Colombia is crime free?

The construction of the sentence is sadly lacking in every respect. You have put together sentences in other posts that almost made sense from a literacy point of view.

Explanation please.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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kernow62 says on Feb 6, 2005, 12:31:

I think you must be bringing them bad luck! I suggest a visit to a bruja to try and undo your evil curse. Either that or fly home ASAP.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Feb 6, 2005, 14:00:

I blame tony Blair kernow
I blame tony Blair

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kernow62 says on Feb 6, 2005, 15:49:

I blame the royal family!

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swedish_girl says on Feb 6, 2005, 16:31:

i was in colombia for 15 days, and i went out late at night with my friends in medellin, they were colombian of course

and nothing ever happened to me

we all had a good time!!

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Lionheart says on Feb 6, 2005, 17:40:

let's do a collection collect enough for londonmale's ticket and send him to Buenaventura, he needs to be back home in Colombia ...

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jaramillo says on Feb 6, 2005, 18:26:

That's a funni one lionheart If he got "introduced" to some of the beautiful morenitas that Desi described so vividly in another thread, he'd be shoter by a few inches in month, if you know what I mean.

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