I guess you could call it "Speeding on the HIGH Way!"

utopiacowboy says on Apr 20, 2007, 06:03:

I can just see everyone out at the scene of the wreck, noses down on the pavement sniffing it up their beaks.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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billyb says on Apr 20, 2007, 07:03:

I would give the truck driver.... about one week's worth of life expectancy.

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panthdave says on Apr 20, 2007, 09:09:

One Week I would say right ever getting processed in Jail Shit they must have a fockin party that night at the police house..You know some of those cops put a brick in there pocket..

panthdave Miami

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bufalo says on Apr 20, 2007, 11:04:

Cockney! Was wondering where you've been. Haven't seen you in a while (I actually hope you are who I think you are or I'll look like a real shmo, you're from Armenia, right?)

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor

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Cockney Colombian says on Apr 20, 2007, 11:27:

With apologies Bufalo as I wouldn't want anyone to look a shmo but no, you have me confused with someone else.

There was a lower case cockneycolombian around, though I believe he changed his name to avoid confusion, perhaps he's your Armenian?

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Mr. Hollywood says on Apr 20, 2007, 11:36:

Hilarious Note to self: If ever hiding a TON of anything, don't put it in the roof of a moving vehicle. See, "High center of gravity" in the truck owners manual.

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bufalo says on Apr 20, 2007, 11:48:

Oops, although maybe you can clear up something for me... what the heck is "cockney"? Is it a London/England thing?

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 20, 2007, 12:14:

That part of the road is to be renamed White Road..... Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Cockney Colombian says on Apr 20, 2007, 12:16:

Cockneys are Londoners who were born and live in the East End (corresponding to the area of the City of London where the original Roman settlements were first founded). To be a Cockney one has to be born within the sound of Bow Bells, so I am actually cheating as I'm from the other side of the river!

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Man Tequila says on Apr 20, 2007, 13:15:

"HelloAmericanAirlinesThisIsBazucoJoeINeedAnExpressTicketAndIMeanAnExprssTicketFromTheStatesToBogotá. Now. INeedThatTicketNow! Next flight. ThisIsAFamilyEmergencyAndThereIsNoTimeToLose!"

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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bufalo says on Apr 20, 2007, 13:18:

Yes, he became Quindioman, but he hs seemed to have disappeared too.

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor

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jay1234 says on Apr 20, 2007, 15:33:

Blizzard in Colombia yeah, I would hate to be that driver.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 20, 2007, 15:46:

Haha! Man Tequila, all that was said in 1 breath and 1.3 seconds which would be a New World Record, folks!!!

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel says on Apr 20, 2007, 17:07:

Quite possibly While the police were dealing with the truck driver, the wreck, and the perico on the road, six other trucks, fully loaded with the same freight, were deadheading free and clear to Uraba.

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billyb says on Apr 20, 2007, 18:39:

JaJa, Rubi.... I agree on that. Shame for speaking ill of the dead, he was the salt of the earth, would give you the shirt of his back, yadda, yadda, yadda.

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Man Tequila says on Apr 20, 2007, 19:07:

I'll bet that bastard was dealing with drugs, traqueros, narcotraficantes. He probably had it coming and deserved what he got, yada, yada, yada. His parents sucked, too.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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goin_south says on Apr 20, 2007, 23:12:

( If ever hiding a TON of anything, don't put it in the roof of a moving vehicle.)

I'm waiting now, for the next report... 'blew the tires, on the turn, which were...loaded with cocaine...'

a whole new meaning to the term: BLOW

Where do we go from here?

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billyb says on Apr 20, 2007, 23:15:

Well, you could say.. the driver blew it!

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slguy says on Apr 21, 2007, 12:41:

If the police/press reported a ton.... ...I'm guessing the truck was loaded with quite a bit more. By the time passing motorists, police, etc. got through loading the trunks of THEIR cars, I imagine half was gone.

Small wonder it flipped!

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 21, 2007, 13:16:

I think Miguel is right.....let the cops deal with a sucker load of coke so they can get the other 100 trucks through while the authorities are "scooping" up the evidence with their rolled paper pesos.....

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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quindioman says on Apr 21, 2007, 18:14:

... nice to "see" you around bufalo.....how's your missus? hope everything is ok.
Tell me how is La ciudad milagro thesedays?

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