I am not Colombian...but

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 1, 2004, 10:48:

WE love you too mad-lion have u been drinking? LOL

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ColombianoX says on Dec 1, 2004, 10:49:

Mad Lion,

You're from Brooklyn also? Qué bien! Qué viva Brooklyn!!!


ColombianoX

ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad'

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elmodefoque says on Dec 1, 2004, 10:50:

i'm feeling you dude.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Mariangela says on Dec 1, 2004, 10:50:

Many more hugs to you for being so appreciative of the Colombian culture. People like you will always be welcomed with open arms in Colombia. I hope all your dreams come true!
Mariángela (Bogotana living in Texas)

Mariángela

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 1, 2004, 10:50:

YOU see mad-lion even colombianox love you

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litost says on Dec 1, 2004, 10:56:

let's all gather in a circle and hug, singing to the song "Amigo" by the enanitos verdes...

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elmodefoque says on Dec 1, 2004, 10:57:

Are you going to miss those great Nathan, Coney Island hot dogs and constant police and fire truck siren?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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mad_lion says on Dec 1, 2004, 10:59:

Kat1 I saw your picture...wow you are quite a FOX!!! Maybe I will have a Colombiana with your complexion, beautiful black hair and award-winning smile kissing me in Colombia one day - so that I can post the picture here and piss-off world cup hero - LOL!

So whadaya say? In the mood for some jacuzzi loving, back-rubbing candlelit dinner having nights with a Colombian loving B'klyn guy in my 2 acre house with my dog, 2 horses and kick-ass jeep in Colombia?

Thanks for teh luv Colombiano X - did not knwo you were from Brooklyn, and now you live in South Florida...me too!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 1, 2004, 11:02:

Well if you want a Colombiana like me go to the coats of Colombia ELMO WILL AGREE Forget medallo,cali head north LOL

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Mariangela says on Dec 1, 2004, 11:03:

Group hug I feel the energy of a big group hug... all of us crying nostalgic tears, tears that are salty like the Caribbean sea and that roll down our cheeks at the rhythm of Carlos Vives.
Mariángela

Mariángela

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 1, 2004, 11:04:

And I am sorry Mad lion already Elmo is dreaming of taking me to Cartagena although I don't looks like Britney.LOL

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elmodefoque says on Dec 1, 2004, 11:04:

Hey mad lion, don’t get carried away now, kat, told me that as soon as she’s available I’m next on line.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 1, 2004, 11:05:

britney who?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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mad_lion says on Dec 1, 2004, 11:10:

hey...elmode Like any other New Yorker..I'm game for some competition...so Kat1, after Elmode takes you to Cartagena, allow me to take you to one of he most romantic places in el Valle de Cauca - Los Vinedos in la Union!

Regardless, you will end up with a New Yorker; Well experienced with everything from Coney Island roller coasters, to horseback carrige rides in Central Park...you cannot lose!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 1, 2004, 11:19:

mad lion, you romantic fool, a horseback carriage in central park, that's like taking a girl to city island for sea food, if you don't get any that evening, fogetaabouit!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 1, 2004, 11:49:

Hey kat, sometimes next year Hey kat, sometime next year I’m going to London for a business trip. I’m inspecting the facilities for our counterpart TV station, the BBC. They want me to update their toilet facilities to meet American standards. Our facilities are fully automatic, no need to touch anything.
How about we meet under the London Bridge (before it falls down) and have a couple English muffins and spat of tea.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 1, 2004, 11:57:

LoL Elmo That sounds great. AND no muffins, scone with cream and jam in the Hotel Ivy.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 1, 2004, 12:21:

Although Central park sounds exciting too :)

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kernow62 says on Dec 1, 2004, 12:42:

Hey Elmo London Bridge is in Arizona, so don't go looking for it in London.

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mad_lion says on Dec 2, 2004, 06:02:

Ok..posted my pic... It's in my image gallery.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 06:11:

Nice picture mad-lion that place looks very beautiful and you look handsome.although I can't see your face very clear. :)

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elmodefoque says on Dec 2, 2004, 06:56:

Hey mad lion , you got me beat hands down, you’re a good looking young guy and if you stop super sizing you whopper meals, you’ll be a real freaking hunk.
I’m a rice and beans eating, farting old modefoque.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 2, 2004, 07:22:

hey kernow62, you’re pulling my leg. I just asked one of the smartest guy in the USA and my long time buddy and co-worker, Bill Moyers, he reassured me that London bridge is indeed in freaking London and is over some damn river called the Thames.
Arizona!! They aint got no river in Arizona, the entire place is a freakin desert!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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mad_lion says on Dec 2, 2004, 07:31:

hummm.... Really..I actually hate fast food - I'm more of a whole foods type of guy, and all about sports ;-)

I posted a new pic I took last night, just to post at PBH!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 2, 2004, 07:43:

I take it all back, you my man, are a genuine full fledge hunk. Hey dude, I bet you could get incredible looking gringa blonde babes, what the hell do you see in Colombia chicks. I bet you could even get those super fine Puerto Ricans and those extremely plastic but very beautiful, Fidel hating Cuban American broads. I know some Colombian girls are incredible good looking (katl) but most are already taken by gringo guys

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 2, 2004, 07:46:

kat1, no creas que soy un ignorante, solo me estoy pasando de bobo para joder un poquito.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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mad_lion says on Dec 2, 2004, 08:21:

the truth is elmode That gringas do not even glance at me. I get 10,000 looks and compliments form latinas whether they be Puerto Ricans, Brazilian, Mexican, Cubans..whomever, before I get 1 look from a gringa. It seems that in South Florida (Fort Lauderdale/Miami), gringas my age or a few years younger are interested in African American men with gold teeth and basketball Jerseys, driving Impalas w/ 26" chrome rims that spin; not black hair, tan skin guys with Spaniard/Italian roots.

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gringa-colombiana says on Dec 2, 2004, 08:29:

Mad_lion your hot, maybe cause your picture was a bit blurry. Are you from Miami?

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elmodefoque says on Dec 2, 2004, 08:49:

Damn mad lion, i'll be pissed off too. Your situation is like what I go through in Colombia. Colombian girls hate my Indian ass, is all an inferiority complex thing they are brought up with, too long to get into here. In my prime, back in the days, I was getting it for free all over the place, but in Colombia I only got a glace after they knew I was from USA. Colombia is the perfect place for you, and you’re right, here in the states, brothers are in big time. My daughters and their beautiful light Hispanic girl friends only go for real dark Latinos or blacks. I got a daughter, her mother is gringa, and she’s blonde, only goes for Dominican guys, and those guys are mostly black Hispanics, Pedro Martinez, Sammy Sosa, etc. They don’t like Colombians at all, especially Uribe looking Colombians.
I'm posting a pic of my half guajiro half gringa daughter.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 09:06:

Elmo I haven't seen a Picture of you, can you post one? and I'm no married to an american I'm married to a British.

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mad_lion says on Dec 2, 2004, 09:11:

all this time........ you are married Kat1, and here Elmode and I are trying to fight for rights to take you away and romance you? Dang girl Why didn't you say so? ;-)

Gringa-Colombiana - I truly did not mean any insult on my posting about the visa question - seriously. As I mentioned, my spanish is not the greatest, so I did not know wether Mark was implying for this poor child to start off on the wrong foot by recommending a fraudulous marriage. Like you, marriage is sacred, not a game or chance to take advantage of someone.

I knwo thsi Cuban-American guy who started an aggrement with a girl from Venezuela strictly for papers. Now, thsi is one of the coolest and nicest guys you will ever meet - just not too smart.

Anywho, after about 6 months - they did the forbbiden dance, and I'm not talking about the Lambada here folks (Remember that one everyone). Now, he is in love, and she is just using him. It pisses me off big time to see stuff like this happen all the time.

I'm certain you are a classy lady and carry yourself as such. Thanks for the compliment above, I am a New Yorker! I just moved to my Pethouse Condo in Sunny Isles Beach, FL. (Near Aventura) in February '04.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 09:13:

Well Elmo said in one of his post "when I am free his next on the line" lol crazy Elmo, Elmo new I was married but u know Elmo.. ;)

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elmodefoque says on Dec 2, 2004, 09:18:

kat1, you gorgeous creature, I just posted one from some years back. I’m every Colombian girls and their parents worst nightmare. I got a current one but is on my lap top at home. Please post another one of yours, encuera!! jejejej just kidding

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 09:19:

But I am flattered you are a Mad - lion I am flattered you are a good looking guy sure you not short of stunning admirers ;-)

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 09:22:

Wow Elmo is that your daughter the Blonde one? when you make her, her mother's genes when "fuera indio" lol. and how old where u there? you not bad. Your daughters are stunning.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 2, 2004, 09:33:

I guess her Dutch/German genes kicked my Indian genes ass. I was like 24 there. I got one more kid, my youngest son and they say he’s my masterpiece, but also my biggest headache, a real rebel, I wonder where he got that from?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 09:55:

Elmo how old are your kids

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elmodefoque says on Dec 2, 2004, 10:05:

Kat, they’re 21, 20, 16 and 15. My young wife wants a kid but I told that a gold fish is more practical.
y tu hija cuantos años tiene?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 10:26:

I have two believe or not my son is 14 and my daughter is 12 and this pict of mine is taking recently so you not thinking that I must be very old LOL. I will post a pict of my son,it was taken last year cos his hair is lomger now, you know teenagers.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 2, 2004, 10:29:

pero tu eres una requete mamasita. me imagino que cuando visitas el colegio los maestros y estudiantes se ponen loco por ti. i know i would!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 10:39:

Lol, I get the odd compliments.

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ColombianoX says on Dec 2, 2004, 11:06:

"That gringas do not even glance at me. I get 10,000 looks and compliments form latinas whether they be Puerto Ricans, Brazilian, Mexican, Cubans.."


I hear you, man! I know exactly what you mean. Here in the US, 'esas gringas creídas' almost never give me any looks either and I don't consider myself a bad-looking guy, but I do get looks all the time in Colombia. Since I'm colombian, I think it's only logical that my own people will appreciate my hispanic looks more than those snobby gringas. With colombianas who live in the US, I've had mixed results. I have better luck with the 'recien llegadas' (those who have recently arrived) because when a colombian woman becomes (north) americanized', forget it, they change, and not always for the better! 'Recien llegadas' are great because they still possess that friendly, warm colombian charm which we love so much. Of course there are exceptions, but I'm just speaking from my experiences. Although I must admit the problem with the 'recien llegadas' is that they might be after you for that much prized green card, so you gotta be careful.

Saludes,

ColombianoX

ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad'

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 11:13:

I don't know but the more I stay in england the more I appreciated the latin Beauty, I even start to fancy the peruvians LOL

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mad_lion says on Dec 2, 2004, 11:44:

colombiano x I hear you as well..luckily, in Miami - I find tons of "recien llegada" girls from all over South America..and THEY ARE THE BEST!!!! Just 3 days ago, I met a Colombiana from Cali who was just breathtakenly GORGEOUS! She did not speak a word of English, and I immediately knew she was a sweetheart because of her recien llegada status in Miami.

I don't know, but as soon as she becomes "north americanized" I think the magic in her eyes, and warmth in her smile will cease to exist. At which point, I hope to have discovered another "recien llegada!"

Well, since KAT1 has broken my heart by being married, I guess I will call this Calena tonight and see if she wants to go see a movie with a great spanish translator - me ;-)

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 2, 2004, 11:57:

You keep talking about "north americananized" - I think it depends on the woman. No sign of that with my wife. She's the same munecita she ever was.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 12:01:

utopia your wife is very prety no wonder you have that smile like a the cat that got the cream. AND mad-lion sorry to dissapoint you believe me is hard to say no to such a good looking guy. lucky calena

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gringa-colombiana says on Dec 2, 2004, 12:15:

Mad_lion if I wasn't engaged I'd send you a picture and ask u out, lol. My cousin is a recien llegada de B/quilla and we study at the University of Miami.

I still have a cassette with the Lambada, its been a while since I have dance to it or even heard it.

I live in South Beach, Miami.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 13:23:

Oh :( well mad-lion what a pity I am not recien llegada in miami i will love your service as a translator lol, but i will soon be recien llegada a Colombia.

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gringa-colombiana says on Dec 2, 2004, 13:28:

Kat1, when are you going to Colombia?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 2, 2004, 13:28:

13 of december yuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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gringa-colombiana says on Dec 2, 2004, 13:52:

Hooray, want part of Colombia will you be in?

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mad_lion says on Dec 2, 2004, 15:20:

I will arrive in Bogota... Dec. 22 - only 20 days to go ....wwwoohooo!

I would love to meet some people here for drinks, and some of that incredible soup I had my last visit - I cannot remember the name, but it was suppose to me a local Bogotano soup with potatoes etc..and some arepas ;-)

Gringa-Colombiana - anytime you and your fiance (along with your recien llegada cousin form BAQ) wanna hang out - lemme know. ;-)

Don't worry I won't hold it against you to be a Hurricane!

Georgia Tech all the way!!!

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gringa-colombiana says on Dec 2, 2004, 15:26:

I can't because I'd probably try to hook up with you, lol, j/k. Sure, I think that would be nice. I think the soup you are talking about is ajiaco.

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toneloc24 says on Dec 2, 2004, 15:50:

Mad_Lion - you sound like a cool dude. You're gonna have a great time in Bogota. I just got back from a 11 day trip to Bogota, Cartagena, and Barranquilla. Talk about going thru withdrawal.

As Gringa stated, your soup sounds like ajiaco. There's a very nice Antiqueno restaurant in front of Unicentro on Calle 127, I believe, that gave a great Colombian comida experience. I will look for the name of it and pass it on.

By the way, I'm from BK (Brownsville) and now live in Stone Mountain, GA. GT sux!!! LOL! j/k. Small world on this site. At some point, I plan to link up with Elmo in NYC.

"PBH is dead!!!!"

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mad_lion says on Dec 2, 2004, 16:04:

that's it!!! It was that Ajiaco soup man - I just loved!! That soup IS GOOOOOODDD!! Wow - Chunky soup is certainly no match for Ajiaco soup..heaven forbid they can it, and distribute it in the US - Chunky Soup Corp. & Campbell soup can kiss their sorry butts out of business.

I thought Elmo live in Barranquilla now?

Gringa- let me know. Hopefully before heading down to Colombia. You need to post of picture of yourself too you know!

ToneLoc...Mr. Funky Cole Medina himself....let me know the name of that restaurant...thanks....Brownsville huh? Tough place - great to get away to GA and Colombia I bet.

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Save the Wildcats says on Dec 2, 2004, 16:10:

ColombianoX not all gringas are snobby or only attracted to blonde haired men.

Nothing turns my head more than a brown man - the more Mexican/Indian looking, the better. :-)

(I only look sometimes, though, I do love my husband lots)

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 2, 2004, 16:13:

Oh man, where's Elmo?

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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mad_lion says on Dec 2, 2004, 16:17:

humm... Wildcats..you are 1 in a million - and of course, you do not live in South Florida..Gringas here like the brothers who dress like hip-hop stars with da "bling-bling" around their neck and wrist - not latino looking guys like Coloimbiano x and me :-(

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Save the Wildcats says on Dec 2, 2004, 16:21:

Oh, you're kidding, right? Don't like that bling-bling crapola at all. You're right, I'm not in South Florida.

Look - you're famous in another thread, I think someone wants to see your pic!

Even more important than looks, to me, though, is a kind, smart compassionate man. Especially those smart, compassionate ones keep my attention.

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Save the Wildcats says on Dec 2, 2004, 16:21:

UC don't be summoning Elmo here, please!

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 2, 2004, 16:42:

Hey, you were just saying how hot you were for a real Indian-looking guy? Elmo is your man! And I am sure he would have no problems with your loving your husband as long as he could have you on all fours squealing like a pig etc etc. Sorry, I am having to fill in for Elmo as best I can in his absence.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Save the Wildcats says on Dec 2, 2004, 16:50:

You're doing great..... Elmodefoque II ;-)

No, I'm not "really hot" for an Indian looking guy, they just turn my head usually. There's a difference! I don't want to misprepresent myself as a pantie-dropping hoochie just because I like to look occasionally! Besides, if I got on all fours within 50 feet of Elmo, my husband would arrest us both, or kill us, and maybe not in that order! And Elmo's testicles wouldn't need realignment anymore, they'd be surgically absent. Sorry, I'm just not worth the risk.

Besides, I'm really adore intellectual types. I suppose that doesn't help my case any, because I've always believed Elmo is a frustrated Wall Street broker. Seriously.

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adrimm (☼Travelguide writer) says on Dec 2, 2004, 17:05:

gringa-colombiana says on Dec 2, 2004, 18:06:

Mad_lion I would have no problem posting a picture of myself expect it would probably cost me my engagment ring, because my fiancee would be so pissed.

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adrimm (☼Travelguide writer) says on Dec 2, 2004, 22:36:

BxUnika says on Dec 3, 2004, 00:13:

Where in Brooklyn Are Your From? I'm from the Bronx!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Dec 3, 2004, 00:21:

Gringa -Colombiana
I will stay in Villavo and Bogota. I Can't wait to start partying. ;-)

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