I am in love

Man Tequila says on May 28, 2008, 20:44:

You might enjoy the fishing here.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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vicshere says on May 28, 2008, 20:50:

"She is so special. She looks just like Jessica Alba, but is a little cross-eyed and a slight overbite. She is so sweet too. I know what a lot of you are thinking. "

i think your making this up

listo

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RAAAY says on May 28, 2008, 20:52:

Medo....what's her name..?


.

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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dwmte7 says on May 28, 2008, 20:55:

common, vic....don't get mean.

dwmte

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dwmte7 says on May 28, 2008, 20:57:

by the way, vic...my neighbors dog has a hair lip, and mange, real bad.

dwmte

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robi666 says on May 28, 2008, 21:17:

You're a lucky guy. By the way... I did not get the reason why you're posting here.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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christobeldawg says on May 28, 2008, 21:18:

here we go....again

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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IloveCidy says on May 28, 2008, 21:22:

I don't care what anybody thinks. I only write this because I know a lot of guys get burned. I just write this to give hope.

I miss my novia!

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christobeldawg says on May 28, 2008, 21:38:

alot of these deals work out very well, alot of em don't. Good luck with your experience. Respect her, and respect yourself, and if things work out great, well, great. If things don't, you will have learned much more for the next go round.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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miamimike says on May 28, 2008, 22:18:

Troll Troll Troll your Boat Merrily down the PBH Website,,,Life is but a Dream,,,

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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christobeldawg says on May 28, 2008, 22:22:

I was thinkin that, just thought I would give myself some advice.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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kalder says on May 28, 2008, 22:37:

A touching and inspirational love story.

Thank you for sharing.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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miamimike says on May 28, 2008, 22:39:

If she asks for a $300 Monthly Moneygram, don't be cheap, send her $500,,,

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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OneHappyBoy says on May 28, 2008, 22:41:

lemme guess her mom needs an operation and wants you to send her $500? oh and can you through in an i pod?

yup !!! a trolling we go!!!

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Piatt says on May 29, 2008, 03:20:

"She looks just like Jessica Alba, but is a little cross-eyed and a slight overbite."

gordo

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angelcanada says on May 29, 2008, 05:37:

Good luck with that, you may be lucky and she ends been a good girl. Who knows..just be caerfull..I speak better than I write english.je.eje

MY NAME IS ANGEL. I AM COLOMBIAN AND LIVED IN CANADA AND THE USA FOR 18 YEARS. I RETURNED TO MEDELLIN AND WOULD LIKE TO OFFER SERVICES AS INTERPRETER/ ESCORT AND DRIVER. I CAN ALSO HELP IN FINDING SHORT TERM APT. RENTALS.

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vicshere says on May 29, 2008, 06:29:

a little jade in my life sure would be fine

listo

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guacharaca says on May 29, 2008, 06:42:

I think I saw Jade in a video once.

Colombianos: Las armas os han dado independencia, las leyes os daran libertad. (Santander)

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vicshere says on May 29, 2008, 06:55:

yup thats what i was talking about

listo

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dwmte7 says on May 29, 2008, 07:01:

i need to apologize to the poster and the family for participating in this 'fun-poking' sware' (sp)

young love is best served by support,,,not by my mean sarcasm and jest. that being said, what i said about my neighbor's dog, vic, is true.

dwmte

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dwmte7 says on May 29, 2008, 07:01:

oh, i forgot, interestingly enough, the dog's name is , 'jade'.

dwmte

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dwmte7 says on May 29, 2008, 07:02:

laughter is definitely the best medicine....my fricken ribs are killin me.

dwmte

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Robert Jorge says on May 29, 2008, 07:09:

I tried so hard not to joke about pistol-grip ears when I read about her overbite.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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slguy says on May 29, 2008, 07:12:

rj! i'm shocked at your restraint! ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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dwmte7 says on May 29, 2008, 07:15:

were you talking about the mother of pearl or the plain old, 'easy-hold' wooden ones?

dwmte

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dwmte7 says on May 29, 2008, 07:17:

and what were your sentiments, guy?,,,,,don't hold back.

dwmte

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slguy says on May 29, 2008, 07:19:

sometimes, douglas, it's more fun to let you guys do the heavy lifting. ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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dwmte7 says on May 29, 2008, 07:27:

i'm ashamed.................

dwmte

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Robert Jorge says on May 29, 2008, 07:31:

I've already erased the last 3 sentences that I have attempted to write. I give up ... I can't say anything else without going beyond the bounds of good taste.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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PALEOLITICO says on May 29, 2008, 07:33:

"Por cierto ... I did not get the reason why you're posting here. No he tenido la razón por la cual usted está aquí desplazamiento".

robbi: Creo que la respuesta es que cuando una persona está enamorada hace este tipo de cosas y quiere que el mundo entero sepa que está enamorada, porque su felicidad es tan grande que la quiere compartir... creo yo. :)

Que viva el amor !!

Enseñame a enseñar.

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PALEOLITICO says on May 29, 2008, 07:46:

De la misma manera como tantos hombres acá han tenido este espacio abierto para decir :"cuidado con las colombianas", "las colombianas solo buscan tu dinero", etc, etc, me parece válido también que se hagan comentarios positivos al respecto que puedan sacar a muchos tontos del estupido error de generalizar.

Claro, si un hombre solo tiene dinero para ofrecer y no tiene nada mejor para dar (como el caso de un tipo que conocí mejor en estos ultimos dias), pues en ese caso, lo unico que un personaje así puede "levantarse" son mujeres que lo busquen por plata.

Enseñame a enseñar.

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tejasmarcos says on May 29, 2008, 07:59:

UFFF!

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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PALEOLITICO says on May 29, 2008, 08:01:

Hola tejitas!!! . Are you agree with me?

Enseñame a enseñar.

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tejasmarcos says on May 29, 2008, 08:02:

i'm in love! huh - i'm all shook up! uh huh, huh - YEAH!

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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ColombianoGringo says on May 29, 2008, 08:13:

tm, You old hound dog. Ha Ha. Good one.

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PALEOLITICO says on May 29, 2008, 08:20:

Si, es un hombre prudente con sus amigos.

Enseñame a enseñar.

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Mononoke28 says on May 29, 2008, 08:25:

All jokes aside, I've seen this post before. Exact same phrases.

Diana

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PALEOLITICO says on May 29, 2008, 08:26:

A man that has nothing more to offer than money will only find women who seek it (the money) and not him.

Enseñame a enseñar.

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Mononoke28 says on May 29, 2008, 08:29:

Well, I've seen many cases where the guy gives everything he has including his heart and as soon as the lady gets here it's a "Gracias y hasta nunca".

Diana

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PALEOLITICO says on May 29, 2008, 08:30:

Este es un tema aburridoramente eterno ...

Enseñame a enseñar.

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ColombianoGringo says on May 29, 2008, 08:35:

Ja Ja. Pale, es que lo escribió tejasmarcos es una linea de una canción vieja de Elvis. Por eso le dije "Hound Dog" que refiere a otra canción de Elvis.

En cuanto a tus comentarios, diré que muy bien es estar enamorado, pero mucha gente se apendeja y no piensan claramente cuando andan tragados. En verdad, me parece que muchos que van a otro país y se enamoran de alguien rápidamente sin de veras conocer a la persona son un poco ingenuos.

También me parece absurdo de que alguien se "enamore" con alguien con quien ni siquiera comparten un lenguaje y mucho menos una cultura en común. No entiendo como alguien puede llegar a verdaderamente enamorar con otra persona si ni siquiera se pueden comunicar. Sin poder entenderse a un nivel profundo, no puede haber verdadero amor. Eso es nada mas que un encaprichamiento.

En cuanto a lo que dices que la gente siempre les dice a los gringos que se cuiden de las Colombianas, diría yo que mas bien se cuiden las Colombianas de los gringos que las van a buscar como si fueran una mercancía. Es muy triste que una mujer por razones económicas o por buscar "mejor vida" se vea motivada a ligar con un tipo desagradable que no se puede levantar a nadie en su propio país. Obvio que no todas las situaciones son así, pero supongo que muchas si.

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PALEOLITICO says on May 29, 2008, 08:37:

Y yo he visto muchos mas casos como el que dice mononoke, pero al revés. Cuando la mujer a entregado todo, incluso su corazón, entonces "Gracias y hasta nunca".

Hay de todo..

Enseñame a enseñar.

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webmanco says on May 29, 2008, 08:42:

Paleo
A man that has nothing more to offer than money will only find women who seek it (the money) and not him

In most cases "el corazón" is the last thing a man with money or withour it, wants from a woman.

Paleo do you speak spanish?

what a wise words.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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dwmte7 says on May 29, 2008, 08:42:

they say that a fool and his money are soon separated. does that equally apply to his heart? probably....

dwmte

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tejasmarcos says on May 29, 2008, 08:44:

thanks webmanco!

;)

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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Mononoke28 says on May 29, 2008, 08:45:

Hay de todo un poco pero tengo que ser honesta y decir que la mayoría de casos que he visto de extranjeros con colombianas, han estado juntos es por el interés de la vieja. Claro que también existen casos donde sí se quieren de verdad y todo el cuento pero la verdad, la verdad, la verdad, en los 22, casi 23 años que llevo viviendo en EE.UU. he visto pocos.

Diana

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webmanco says on May 29, 2008, 08:45:

Eso es interés por punta y punta.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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PALEOLITICO says on May 29, 2008, 08:59:

jijiji ya entendí lo de tu comentario musical.

Si, es verdad esto es muy triste. Como dije, se ven todo tipo de historias.

"También me parece absurdo de que alguien se "enamore" con alguien con quien ni siquiera comparten un lenguaje y mucho menos una cultura en común. No entiendo como alguien puede llegar a verdaderamente enamorar con otra persona si ni siquiera se pueden comunicar"

Acá no estoy muy de acuerdo contigo. Hay otras maneras de comunicarse a parte del lenguaje hablado. Incluso el que la pareja tenga el reto de aprender del lenguaje y de la cultura del otro, me parece algo muy divertido y enriquecedor si lo saben manejar. Incluso puede ser algo que los una en torno a un objetivo común. Por supuesto cuando hay peleas, estas se hacen mas dificiles. Pero no creo que si las culturas o el idioma son diferentes, no puede nacer el verdadero amor.

Bueno, claro que tanto en la cultura como en el idioma deben haber muchos puntos en común entre ambos, en donde puedan encontrarse. Porque si son culturas completamente opuestas o se trata de un idioma completamente desconocido para el otro, ahí si creo que seria nadar contra la corriente.

"Se vea motivada a ligar con un tipo desagradable que no se puede levantar a nadie en su propio país".

Si, yo conozco un personaje de estos. Extranjero que se vino a vivir acá a Medellin. Pero lo peor es que el tipo vive montado en la nuve de que porque tiene plata este pais "subdesarrollado" y toda su gente, caerán rendidos a su pies. Y el pobre solo puede levantarse prostitutas.

Enseñame a enseñar.

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PALEOLITICO says on May 29, 2008, 09:17:

Web: que quieres decir web? que la mayoria de los hombre solo buscan a una mujer bonita y ya?. No web. Conozco a muchos que se muestran muy interesados por muchas otras cosas. Te lo aseguro. Por supuesto, la belleza (tanto en hombres como en mujeres), es un gran atractivo!. Indiscutible.

Y si, cuando un hombre es realmente interesante, su dinero pasa a un segundo plano. Y si no lo tiene, pero tiene la capacidad y el empuje para conseguirlo, perfecto!

Enseñame a enseñar.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 30, 2008, 01:51:

he looks just like Jessica Alba, but is a little cross-eyed and a slight overbite"

uhmm maybe she thinks she has 2 for the price of one :))

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dwmte7 says on May 30, 2008, 05:09:

we better not take this thread back to the beginning, my sides can't take any more laughter.

dwmte

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CatGirl says on May 30, 2008, 07:22:

"She doesn't want anything from me except to love me as I do her."

Guess there is nothing wrong with that, is there?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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goin_south says on May 30, 2008, 08:06:

jack_jaded... nice to see you here making a visit, amigo!

“ I would rather be a conservative nut job rather than a liberal with no nuts and no job.” But, really what I am is a colombiana's sex slave; she took me by force, and I submitted ;-)

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