I am a piece of crap

Medellin Traveler says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:09:

Whatchya' talkin' 'bout Willis?

"Huevos Rancheros en Medellin, No Quiero Taco Bell." - www.medellintraveler.com

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caligula says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:12:

Best o luck with that one dude.. I feel for her..Had the same problem two years ago. Now I gotta deal with the same crap this time (witha new chick) I´m goin back home to nyc on tuesday. The problem with alotta these chicks is that they fall hard and quick.. And that we ALWAYS go back to the U.S. It´s Home. period .And what sucks even more is that they can´t even come visit us cause it´s nearly impossible 2 get a visa...

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Atrevido (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:20:

podborski says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:29:

in case any mods are reading this, I think the post makes it obvious, but surely the troll avatar leaves no doubt?

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caligula says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:36:

LOL.. It´s more than good wood.. It´s her emotions.. there all tied up in "love"

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DodgerDogs says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:47:

Playing leap frog with a girls emotions, can get you giged in some parts of Colombia.
What you gonna do if one of her primos from Miami or Queens trax ya down ???

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.Martin Luther King:

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slguy says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:48:

I try like hell- but I just can't help giggling at clyde. you're a funny guy, clyde. homo shit or no.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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caligula says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:52:

don´tcha meen jigged? or shanked up

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Frank Rizzo says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:53:

.........and begin !!

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caligula says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:56:

Jackson heights has some ruffians ya know.. Theycan truly mix it up on roosevelt.

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pbthekid says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:57:

Does she want to come to the states with you??

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caligula says on Feb 16, 2008, 18:59:

It seems like they ALL wanna come to the states...

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Medellin Traveler says on Feb 16, 2008, 19:06:

The ALL do not want to come to the states. I have met many who are curious about life in the US, but many would like to visit Europe as well.

Most of them would get too homesick, especially coming from a good family.

Yes, maybe all the Colombianas some of the gringos are meeting want to come, but that's a whole different story. They're both playing their parts in the love story of "O' Gringo falls for young Colombiana, true love." NOT!

"Huevos Rancheros en Medellin, No Quiero Taco Bell." - www.medellintraveler.com

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podborski says on Feb 16, 2008, 19:29:

jeje definitely got funnier as it went along

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Robert Jorge says on Feb 16, 2008, 20:00:

I'm pretty confused. Am I the only one? The OP is leaving .... Colombia? For where? But the OP is actually the old Clyde that posted about getting Papi out of the house?

If she is a good girl, it will take her a while to get over you. Probably 14 days. Some girls recover in 10 days after 100% total absence. If you keep in regular contact with her via the Internet and an occasional phone call, she won't even sleep with another guy for 30 days.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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MaFe says on Feb 16, 2008, 20:06:

So now it's the mans fault? The girls don't willingly get themselves in relationships with foreign men? Come on!

KJ..everything comes to an end..think of it like when you are in any relationship and it's time to move on.
Speak to her...
sorry guys...but it takes two to be in a relationship..Colombianas know exactly what they are getting into when they see dollars/euros/men!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 16, 2008, 20:16:

Not as amusing as the "get papi out of the house" post, but nonetheless humorous as ever. A pity the papi thread was deleted. It was a classic.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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Frank Rizzo says on Feb 16, 2008, 20:21:

I've heard of her....she tried to give him the "' ol' huckle-buck"

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slguy says on Feb 16, 2008, 20:47:

you know, somebody oughta put together a "best of PBH" collection, like the Best of CL in the basement. "Papi" is a no-brainer......several elmo things...and of course, powwow's problems with hooligans in the neighborhood.....

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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CatGirl says on Feb 16, 2008, 22:15:

Med: "so hate all you Americans and EUROS wanting to come down to fuck the Medellin girls........

LETS JUST SAY THAT I WILL HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU FIRST......IDIOTS!"

jajaja...you go get 'em!!

kj - sorry...Karma will catch up to you, law of physics. You really should have posted "I am a coward"

Puuurr

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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bufalo says on Feb 17, 2008, 04:23:

If she's colombia n, trust me, she's used to getting dumped on. Not that that's agood thing, but the norm down here.

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor

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caligula says on Feb 18, 2008, 18:28:

For starters, MT, I am sure that MANY MANY people would LOVE to visit the states for MANY different reasons.. As well as Spain or WHEREVER.... However, under the unfortunate, screwed up circumstances that exist in Colombia.... These wonderful people are NOT afforded that right to step on whatever terra firm the choose.... I AM Afforded that right..BTW, Cat girl, Prostitution is a BUSINESS!!!!!!! And to mention, The oldest business in existence.. Many men KNOW exactly what they are getting into when signing that verbal contract.. However, as well as the WOMEN!! PROSTITUTION IS A LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION. And should be regarded as such.. It provides a much needed service. Imagine if prostitution was legal in all states... Colombia WWHHOOO??? MAFE, You are DEAD ON!!! God bless you.. GROW UP PEOPLE.... (monkey says 2 be nice...lol)

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