how to romance a colombian woman

elmodefoque says on Mar 6, 2007, 12:16:

foreign passport followed by LOTS of money.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Mar 6, 2007, 12:25:

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elmodefoque says on Mar 6, 2007, 12:29:

THREE THINGS COLOMBIANAS FALL FOR

-YOU GOTTA BE MORENITO
-COLOMBIAN PASSPORT IS A MUST
-MONEY DON'T MATTER TO THEM

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Mar 6, 2007, 12:33:

mi amor, bitterness and resentment? if that means happy go lucky guy, then that's me.
anyway, my toilet cleaning day is over, i go home now.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Mar 6, 2007, 12:47:

You ARE the weakest link

You ARE the weakest link F**K OFF ;)))

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southern151 says on Mar 6, 2007, 13:25:

I can't wait to see some of the synical responses~! Did you just get back from your first trip to Colombia? I felt much the same way when I came back last month. The place truly is great! I have seen your posts and can't help but think that you must have just gotten off of that plane. Don't feel bad, I missed it horribly too when I got home. Still miss it but it's not as bad now.

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toneloc24 says on Mar 6, 2007, 13:41:

Methinks....TROLL ALERT Today alone, within 2.5 hours at that, the OP has opened the following posts:

"Bucaramanga women"
"Prostitution in Colombia"
"how to romance a colombian woman"
"I want to buy a piece of land"
"Monthly salary"

LOL!!! I think you're all being had...again!!!

"PBH is dead!!!!"

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elmodefoque says on Mar 6, 2007, 13:46:

please accept my apology. i edited my previous statement. i was under stress.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Célle says on Mar 6, 2007, 14:16:

Ok...this is one is for the women. How do you get to a Colombian man's heart?

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elmodefoque says on Mar 6, 2007, 14:22:

celle, wrong place to ask such a question. colombianas here don't date colombianos

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elmodefoque says on Mar 6, 2007, 14:23:

i'll tell you how you could get to my heart, if you wanna know?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Titan says on Mar 6, 2007, 14:45:

It depends on... It all depends on what type of Colombiana you are trying to romance. They all don't have the same peronas hence, they are not all attracted to the same things etc... Be yourself, except be better.

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Lisa Zee says on Mar 6, 2007, 14:50:

Kat! KAT! I always wanted to say that! ja,ja,ja!

Feliz Navidad!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Mar 6, 2007, 15:14:

pheww, it took me a bit of thinking Lisa, but what the heck my job is done here.

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elmodefoque says on Mar 6, 2007, 15:16:

say what?
say what?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Lisa Zee says on Mar 6, 2007, 15:16:

Ja,ja,ja Go girl,ja,ja,ja.

Feliz Navidad!

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elmodefoque says on Mar 6, 2007, 15:18:

de que carajo hablan? nojodaa!!
quieren que me quite la correa?

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elmodefoque says on Mar 6, 2007, 15:22:

i gotta go, here comes my ex a jodeme la vida.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Mar 6, 2007, 15:23:

no, I don't want to see what is under those trouser it might put me off my meal.

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Lisa Zee says on Mar 6, 2007, 15:47:

Ja,ja,ja I don`t want to even imagine. L4 D2J1M4S L4C4!
I fell like I am 10 years all over! (Me entiendes Kat?) asi nos comunicabamos cuando yo era chiquita, many moons ago!,ja,ja,ja.

Feliz Navidad!

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goin_south says on Mar 6, 2007, 17:29:

many 'full' moons ago. lol

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

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Célle says on Mar 6, 2007, 21:20:

Really?.... Ok so go on.

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goin_south says on Mar 6, 2007, 21:31:

si, y tambien un poco lunas azul.

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

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goin_south says on Mar 7, 2007, 04:00:

tell her about the other 78 mujeres de Colombia on your 'hotlist'.

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

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Célle says on Mar 7, 2007, 12:27:

How to Romance a Woman No matter where she is from. Get to know her first and figure out what she likes.

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chester says on Mar 7, 2007, 14:59:

brujeria I recommend the "Dutch Oven" treatment. they will come up for breath with tears in their eyes, but will be under your spell forever.

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Célle says on Mar 7, 2007, 21:16:

Chester get a life! Go to church, pray a little and read the bible. El amor nace por si mismo del alma. El amor verdadero es para siempre y no se necesita de esa porqueria. Si acaso se necesita de esa porqueria es porque no es amor de verdad! Try reading 1st Corinthians 13 learn a bit about love.

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goin_south says on Mar 7, 2007, 23:07:

oh, Celle.... now, you are making some sense.

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Mar 8, 2007, 04:16:

Liza that is a good way to comunicate cool!!!


I used to do the chi, chilochidechijachimos chilochico
but we did it so fast nobody could understand us jiji

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Mononoke28 says on Mar 8, 2007, 12:53:

How to romance... ... a Colombian woman? If she lives there, then cash is your answer. No joke.

Diana

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manINred says on Mar 8, 2007, 12:55:

cash is the answer if you have no good-looks/charm/wit

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goin_south says on Mar 8, 2007, 16:46:

a box of chocolate-covered .. ..cash. Yeah, that's the way to get those colombianas liking chocolate real fast, UTC.

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 8, 2007, 22:21:

How do you get to a Colombian man's heart? Works for Colombianos and gringos alike, give him the old chiquito. If he thinks he's going to be getting backdoor action on a regular basis, he'll be as faithful as a dog. Which, considering that we are dogs, is about right.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Man Tequila says on Mar 8, 2007, 22:26:

I can't believe this discussion has gone on so long, without anyone quoting the original post. "I know this colombian woman, and i really like her very munch". Munch. Munch. I kind of like this too.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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