How to land trophy colombian women?

seattlejames says on Jul 28, 2004, 09:35:

nice.... I am more interested in how to land a trophy donkey. I know you know....

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pointofview says on Jul 28, 2004, 09:54:

Colombian Trophy Wife If you are a Colombian Trophy Wife, you already have "in fact" landed your "Trophy Donkey". jajjaja

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Bquilla says on Jul 28, 2004, 10:52:

Elmo if nothing else, your post's are entertaining...in a tabloid sorta way.

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daver says on Jul 28, 2004, 10:54:

elmodefoque,Now why would elmodefoque,

Now why would the hairy arm pit feminist be mad at what you said? I'm sure they'll understand! (LOL... I love when people are not affraid to be politically incorrect!) American's do need a place in the world where the "funkey chiken" actually works. Sure makes you look like a dink in an American club. Not that it stops some from trying.

"followed by those dance steps Americans are famous for, the one that looks like you’re having an epileptic attack."

Look dude, we are white, and we can't dance. Honestly, there's nothing we can do about it. Its a handicap. Its like a Penguin walking... they just look stupid, but they still have to do it in order to get what they want. Cut us some slack, and let us cut some rug on the dance floor. Like Penguins walking, it is kinda cute, and you can meet girls doing it (even in America). Most white guys who can dance well are as queer as a 3$ bill (no offense to the straight guys with moves).

Get some black dude from the US down there, and he'll wipe the Colombian John Trovolta right off the map.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 28, 2004, 11:16:

i let you in a little secret, i must be the only guy from barranquila that can't dance, but what the hell, i grew up listening to the doors, stones, csn&y, how the hell you dance to that? try dancing to freaking to "sweet judy blue eyes.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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ColombianoX says on Jul 28, 2004, 11:19:

elmotherfucker,


I thought you were colombian but it seems to me that now you're just a pathetic immigrant who's lost his identity after living in the US for so long and now feels he can come here and belittle other colombians. What exactly is the point to this topic? To portray colombian women as superficial gringo-worshippers and colombian men as insincere and incompetent partners? Coga oficio y deja de escribir tanta mierda, comeburro!!

ColombianoX

ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad'

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daver says on Jul 28, 2004, 11:23:

elmodefoque

Exactly! I'm younger than you, and I went through the whole Metallica thing... Try dancing to that! Before I started going to bars, my music experience was getting stoned and listening to Black Sabbath, Tool, G and R, Jimmy H etc...

Then when I was 19 and looking to get laid, the bars are all playing crappy dance music, and I usually just gave up and just played pool all night...

I'm glad I'm engaged... no more pathetic nights on the dance floor... I hope.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 28, 2004, 11:29:

colombiano
What’s with you? Did you fall I accidentally (?) got a stick up yours ass, freaking cachaco.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 28, 2004, 11:45:

Hey dave, you know what I do in Colombia. I only dance merengue, that’s really simple, one two, one two. Anybody could do it, even white guys, I know my friends all do it and don’t look too goofy, even me.
Salsa is freaking difficult, and forget about vallenato, you really must be barranquillero raised for that one. Is like the man and the woman become one, is amazing. You got to dance super, super close, not a dance to do with your sister, mother, or daughter. Don’t even think about the mother in-law, pew. You have to follow exactly the same steps, is awesome.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 28, 2004, 12:01:

You're right on that one, elmo. Merengue is the way to go! Elvis Crespo rocks!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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mranderson says on Jul 28, 2004, 12:29:

funky chicken? exactly how do you do this "funky chicken" im curious to try this dance in colombia. im so bad at dancing...it just looks like im excercising or something. but i can do the robot!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 28, 2004, 13:17:

The “funky chicken”! Let's see, how to best describe this dance…..Ok, come here to NYC, run around naked and curse out Officer O’Hara one of NYC finest. Tell him that his Irish mother is a toothless drunk. He’s going to pull out something that looks like a gun but with a couple of darts and wires attached to them. That is called a “taser gun”. This taser gun carries a lot way more electricity than any electrical outlet, 50,000 volts. When he zaps your ass with the taser, you will be doing the “funky chicken” while you piss and shit at the same time.
I did the dance once with no music. It happened during a drunken brawl and then the cops showed up, uninvited, with the taser guns.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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liquidlove says on Jul 28, 2004, 13:25:

Funny This is a funny post...and of course, I could tell right off the bat someone was going to get their panties in a bunch...but who cares.
Whenever I go down south, I don't have any problems with the girls. Actually, the problems I do have is I get to many in a night and they start to fight over me. They throw themselves at me like I was a pot at the end of a rainbow. But in the end, it's never those ones I really want. It's the girl in the corner with the sweet smile that's just a little too shy to act stupid to get my attention. Don't worry about getting the "trophy". If you're a half decent guy, and are nice, you'll do better there than you'd do in a million years looking in the states or Canada. Actually, I'm not ever sure what you mean by that. Do you mean a good person? Or just a hot shell? Anyway, a trophy for me would mean a girl that's hot as hell, inteligent and sweet as candy, and drives me mad!!! I think there are lots of those. Just watch out for the fakes.
I've never been to Colombia, but I'm going at the end of September. I just can't wait. I have to admite, a good part of the reason I'm going is for the women. I'm just looking for someone I could never find here. Who was it that said that the only reason men travel is for women? I can't remember, but there appears to be some truth to that....anyway...it's all good. I don't understand why so many of you get so uptight just because someone says something that you don't agree with. Chill out....live and let live. peace and love to all those who want it.
adios...matt

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toneloc24 says on Jul 28, 2004, 13:47:

This is a funny-ass thread El Micky-Ficky-

You're all right with me. The "gordita" trick works here in the USA also. LOL!!!!!!!!!

But if I see any of you guys foolish enough to do the Funky Chicken in public, I'm gonna have a word with you. I'll even buy you a brew, but we're gonna have a talk. I guess I'll be the resident "brother" on the board. Not a problem, I'll help you guys out a little in the dance arena. We'll keep it basic and slow. I'm not a great dancer, but I can follow most rhythms and dance to them.

So what she's probably the finest woman you've ever seen in your life, please have some self-respect. The ole' 1-2, 1-2 (left to right, and back) steps work fine, just remember to look confident. That's the key. But to embarass the hell outta yourself....doing a dance from the 70s.......c'mon fellas. Yeah, they'll be talking about you, but....what do you think they'll be saying?

"PBH is dead!!!!"

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samuel e. says on Jul 28, 2004, 14:26:

"Liquid" You're Excited !! Easy now . First it's "Whenever I go down South" , Then it's I have never been ". You're probably so pumped up at going , you're willing the ladies to you. I don't blame you I would be excited too.Hope you have a great trip.

sam

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litost says on Jul 28, 2004, 16:18:

I don't find that dancing Vallenato is that difficult with a few aguardientes and the right girl in front of you, definately much easier than salsa!

Then again, I'm not a costeno and if they saw me dance they'd sure have some good laughs...

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d52 says on Jul 28, 2004, 17:50:

response to tone loc... & others... "resident brother"... bwahaaahaaa... that had me laughing for a bit.

i'm a pretty bad dancer (and white as they come) but still met my “trophy” colombian here in the states... guess i'm just lucky.

anyway, since i met her, she has always been telling me how beautiful the girls are in colombia and how they would absolutely love me. if they look anything like her, then i can't wait to go!

don’t get me wrong... i'm completely sorted with maria and love her to death but it will be interesting to see the attention that i get when i go there to visit next month.

ps... colombianoX - just to play devils advocate... here in the states if you were to dance well, be from colombia and have an accent, you would "pull" all of the american girls from us as well. it's the age-old "you want what you can't have" kind of thing. people like rarities wherever they are from.

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daver says on Jul 28, 2004, 18:31:

You will get attention. I did, and I don't get attention in Canada or the US... well, not much anyway. I have landed some nice looking girlfriends in the past, but mostly through personality (ie.. they didn't approach me). Just walking through malls and such in Medellin, I got looks from girls who would normally not even notice I was in the room.

But, then again, I was in Finland for a month with 3 other Canadian co-workers, and we got all kinds of attention from hot tall thin blond Finns... again, women who wouldn't even notice us back home.

Even in California, I got more than my fair share of attention because of my Canadian accent.

So d52 is right, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. You just have to bear down and take total advantage of it!!!! As long as your not hurting anyone, DO IT!!

Dave

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Dan says on Jul 28, 2004, 18:59:

looks I will soon be getting married. She may not be a "trophy" class but she is charming and sweet either way.

Most of the looks that I get when I'm in Colombia just comes from being about a foot taller than most of the country. Even then people seem surprised when I say that I'm an American.

God Bless America!

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scr says on Jul 29, 2004, 03:35:

it's not about being white... it's just gringos! vallenato has the exact same steps as merengue, but it's danced with more sentimiento.. haha
i have to admit though that black men can move just as well as costeños! even cumbia and mapale.. amazing!

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British Paisa says on Jul 29, 2004, 04:35:

elmodefoque the "illegal" Most gringos r big headed anyway, and most of the people that come into this chat r just a bunch of "imigrantes" who think they r American, but deep down they r just sad people who think that people in Colombia r interested in them; ok you may come over with some money to spend, but most people know that you probably work in one of the most degrading jobs the American job market has to offer, i.e cleaner (toilet), refuse collector, valeter to name a few.
Get a life oh and please stop getting things out on credit and telling people that you own that new car, cos we all know ur working 24/7 in a dead end job.

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Bquilla says on Jul 29, 2004, 05:30:

British Paisa here I was thinking that Elmodefoque spewed forth alot of garbage. At least some of his posts have merit. Your comment makes you out to be a complete uneducated ass.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 29, 2004, 06:03:

Hey matt,
you’re going to have the best time of your life. I know Colombian women really well, I know how they think, most of my relatives are hot women in Barranquilla and they tell me. To see a sample of what they look like check out my gringa daughter on my photo album. Sorry, she’s not into herbs and likes even less Colombian guys, she thinks they’re too short and too white, just like that guy (British paisa) . The only Colombian she likes is me. She’s into guys that could really dance, she says the way you dance is the way you make love. Crappp, and I thought I was the best freaking lover in the planet. I got 2 left feet.
Anyway, getting back to what Colombian women in Colombia think. They are brought up to think that marrying American, Canadian, and European even Argentinian, Uruguayan etc. is a step up. Guy’s like me (too Indian or dark) in Colombia don’t even get the time of day. Thank got I did not grow up there, I still be a virgin, and would probably end up only dating my right hand. Here in the USA I nailed the best looking women with my looks, most were blond blue eye goddess that told me that I was like and Indian/native god, prince, ayatollah, gran puba, someone important that back in Colombia was shower my weight with gold. If they only knew that the closet thing to gold we had where I lived, was donkey crap hehehe. My last gringa girlfriend was from Connecticut of German and Dutch heritage, she had Pamela Anderson head with Jennifer Lopez body, she was a freaking angel that fell from the heavens and loved the hell outta me, but game two choices, fishing or her. Damn, I miss that girl. Enjoy dude

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 29, 2004, 06:07:

corrention to only one of my many mistakes sorry , She GAVE me two choices, fishing or her.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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pointofview says on Jul 29, 2004, 07:53:

How to land trophy colombian women Really, the 48 posts to this subject have meandered many directions when the answer to the question is simple. The answer is the same the worldwide for all women.

"Before you go fishing you need a strong pole, a good long (and strong) quality line and the proper lure". Only then can you successfully catch and land the trophy regardless of country. Landing the trophy is no guarantee of being able to handle it or keep it once it is landed !!! The trophys have a mind of their own and they can become quite violent when landed !!!! Many times it is better to use the catch and release method !!!! Always fish in deep waters (not shallow) as the fish are firmer and better quality !!!!

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daver says on Jul 29, 2004, 08:07:

pointofview,

I'd have to agree, having a "long" and "strong" pole always helps getting the ladies... and yes, probably the same all over the world. It also helps keeping them too...

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toneloc24 says on Jul 29, 2004, 08:40:

POV, I feel like starting some -ish today for some crazy reason, but.......

I really like the last two sentences of your post.

"Many times it is better to use the catch and release method !!!!"

My question - is that why there are so many sexy single mothers in Colombia??? I know that applies here in the USA as well, but the majority of the MILFs here don't even compare to Colombianas. It's the "why buy the cow" mentality, but it seems that Colombianos have such discipline to that. These women are visually incredible to be able to walk away from. And I'm not that shallow, of corse there's more to a lady, but I'm just saying....

"Always fish in deep waters (not shallow) as the fish are firmer and better quality !!!!"
I like this one. Sound advice, no questions.

"PBH is dead!!!!"

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elmodefoque says on Jul 29, 2004, 08:43:

Those hairy arm pit feminists are going to hate us for this, but here it goes.
Once you land that trophy and had your fill is good to release but is also a good idea to tag, you never know when you’re going to need to catch them again. Use barb less hooks is easier to release.
After you land them and they go nuts and start flopping all over the place is best to give them a nice gentle wack across the head with the pole, some of them really enjoy that.
Before I catch and release I always give them a nice kiss on the mouth, don’t like to leave in bad terms.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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daver says on Jul 29, 2004, 08:57:

"feminists are going to hate us for this..."

elmodefoque, what do you mean "us"?! You're on your own buddy!

Absolutely no tact.... very entertaining!

I hope you don't work in an office... lol!!

Dave

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perdita says on Jul 29, 2004, 09:30:

Poor dateless Elmo Hmmm. I figured you didn't have a girlfriend, Elmo. If you had a beautiful trophy woman, you wouldn't be wasting all your time posting illiterate, juvenile, obscene messages in a forum like this.

I'm off to wax my armpits now . . .

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elmodefoque says on Jul 29, 2004, 09:57:

Hey, it was not me that started this, check out “pointofview” followed by Dave jijijiji
I told you guys they will be upset.
Sorry perdita , you're absolutly right, it was juvenile. During the summer it gets really slow around here at work (TV station in NYC) and I get more time to make silly comments not meant to hurt anyone but most of the time I tried to be helpful after all I’m Colombian and travel there often and do know some things that might be of some use.
Once again, I apologize.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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pointofview says on Jul 29, 2004, 10:02:

Hola Toneloc24 To answer your question, first there are more attractive women (as a percentage of population) in Colombia than anywhere else I have been (I have not been everywhere). The other answers to your question have to do with cutural and other differences which are best not printed (addressed) here (in my opinion) in this forum or we will be in trouble like Elmo.

The focus of any angry or hostile women needs to remain on Elmo who started this tread by solicting our innocent comments regarding this subject. Elmo is guilty for his challenging comments and must pay the price with the women.

A one word answer to "How to Land Trophy Colombian Women" would have to be "CAREFULLY" !!!!

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perdita says on Jul 29, 2004, 10:42:

Hostile women Hey! You rip all the hair from your legs and armpits with hot wax and see how friendly you feel!

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pointofview says on Jul 29, 2004, 10:49:

Hola Perdita I know what you are talking about, my ex-girlfriend tried all the different (painful) treatments before settling on a lazer hair removal for her legs. She came back very angry from the Lazer doctor oficina in Medellin and hasn't been the same since then.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 29, 2004, 11:15:

I started this tread as a genuine tool to help my fellow American brothers, people I fought with side by side and that I will be for ever grateful. I’ve seen the difficulty some have landing quality women. I’ve seen them, and the end of the night with sad eyes, take “la gordita” home. They don’t have to, not in Colombia. At that’s what I wanted to share, delicate inside info about Colombian women in Colombia. They will land that trophy and get to take it home, maybe not be the same night but I will guarantee it will happen if they just follow my simple suggestions.
Ladies please read closely "pointofview" commets see who's the real villan here .

I'll get there, when I get there!

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pointofview says on Jul 29, 2004, 12:11:

70 Posts - Who Catches Who ? Seventy posts and this tread still has life. Well all I can say is that we know that Elmo is not a true Colombian when he talks of the necessity of tagging a Colombian Trophy Woman because if he was truely Colombian he would know that it's not necessary to tag your catch as that woman will be part of your life forever. She uses barbed hooks, will have tagged you and she keeps the catch (good or bad). Right or Wrong ??????

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elmodefoque says on Jul 29, 2004, 13:04:

Nobody knows more about not to use barbed hooks to land trophy Colombian women than me and I learned this the hard way. Is very difficult to impossible to shake them off. No matter how much I tried to tell her, I’m no good, I’m a stupid loser, I ain't got no future, I’m getting freaking old and starting to fart dust. I just want to be left alone to live under a bridge in Miami. She’ still loves me and in a funny way I love me too.
I never thought that I will end up being an irresistible and charming fellow, well, that’s what her family in Medellin described me as. “Un hombre muy encantador” not bad for a guy who should not be here after all the crazy crap I did as a young man in NYC. Imagine that, a guy like me born in a hut next to freaking goats and sheep and yes donkeys, high in the mighty Sierra Madre mountains of Northern Colombia a freaking low life "Guajiro" in the living room of my elitist in-laws in el Poblado, Medellin, and told that I was “un hombre encantador” only in Colombia ladies and gentlemen.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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JWB says on Jul 29, 2004, 16:10:

There's So Much Truth To This Post There's so much truth to this post it's absolutely incredible. I think the term "trophy women" can have so many meanings..what one considers a "trophy" can be quite variable. I for one, consider the shy attractive woman in the corner who isn't looking to dig the gold out of my pockets, the true trophy, as opposed to other, more aggressive women who may have other motives. It's true...it's almost impossible to shake off Colombian women so I suggest that it's probably best to decide on just one that you really really care for. Oh yeah...it really isn't necessary to hang out with the "Gordita" in the middle of the dance floor in Colombia to meet other more attractive women.

After several trips to Colombia, I found an amazing woman who is the sterotypical shy-type, who is extremely loyal and can be trusted fully. I live in NYC also, and have lost my taste for self-serving, disloyal, "what have you done for me lately" women. After meeting my Colombian amor, I broke up with all the women I was dating in NYC as soon as I got out of customs at JFK.

Viva La Colombia!!!!!

Jeff

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 29, 2004, 16:32:

I got my "trophy" woman - mi esposa. Inside and out, the most beautiful woman on earth. See my profile to see her photo.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jul 29, 2004, 17:42:

and yes utopia, you're wife looks fine,but that's something you already knew. How about you? Would just loveeeeeeee to see photos of all you guys who post here. Elmo the guajiro? And no, no hair in the armpits and yes, atop being such babies,
Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Dan says on Jul 29, 2004, 17:57:

Desideria Just posted a pic of my girlfriend and myself. Check photo album.
Dan

God Bless America!

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jul 29, 2004, 18:33:

nice! more pictures?
(I've also added one)

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Dan says on Jul 29, 2004, 18:39:

I have one more that I took myself but I just need to get it off of my PDA and get it on my computer. I'll go ahead and figure that out now...

God Bless America!

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daver says on Jul 29, 2004, 20:37:

Nice pictures people... I'm really missing my fiancee. I decided to add my favorite picture of her (I have a few of us in Medellin already in my photo album). This new one is of her, with our dog Max, in the hills of the San Franscico Bay Pennisula, where we lived.

Well, we didn't live in the homes behind her... thats for sure.

Ps. Its much easier for a cocker spaniel to immigrate to Canada than a Colombian.... I love my dog, but I want my "trophy" up here more than ever....

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samuel e. says on Jul 30, 2004, 05:36:

"Lucky Dog" "Danman"
She is such a great looking gal. You'all make a great looking couple . God gives us many gifts in life , and it looks like you have recieved one very precious. Hope all is well and you will be very happy together . Life is full of surprises.......

Best wishes to both of you / sam

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 30, 2004, 09:11:

I love looking at all the pictures you guys posted. Great pics! I added a picture of myself as Desi requested.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jul 30, 2004, 09:50:

thanks all of you who have posted pictures of yourselves and girlfriends/novias/spouses...great pics, keep on posting photos. I think it gives a whole new dimension to this board having an idea how people you're talking to look like.
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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elmodefoque says on Jul 30, 2004, 10:08:

Hey, you guy’s are not bad looking even cute, but what I don’t understand is how the hell with so many beautiful other Colombian women and the excellent chances you guys have of landing them all, how do you settle for just one? Your wife’s and girlfriends are not only beautiful but very, very lucky, they must know how easy it is for you to land just about anything you want yet you seemed very loyal and devoted to them. Please teach me how to do that, I can’t have just one, is like eating only one potato chip, is freaking impossible.
With my looks (too Colombian) I can’t even land the maid, I do well sometimes when I go to clubs and stick a $20. US bills in my forehead but lately I had to upgrade to $50.
Why do I have a funny feeling women are going to hang me by the balls for these comments?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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litost says on Jul 30, 2004, 11:07:

Com'on modafoca, we get it, you're a funny guy and all that, but you're pushing it...

You gotta know when to quit before it becomes evident to everyone you're just someone in desperate and pathetic need for attention!!!

No offense intended though, I can see that deep down you're not a bad guy.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 30, 2004, 11:16:

i'm also a guy with not enough work, summer is always very slow in TV land, mostly repeats. if you need help with your work e mail me.
don't worry man, soon i'm off to dominican republic for a well needed vacation and you'll not see me here for awhile. i took your advise.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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samuel e. says on Aug 2, 2004, 11:16:

Elmo...... "You should be so lucky" Don't let him fool you kids , He just loves to be hung by the balls. "Hey Elmo" ,just got back from Republic Dominica 1 month ago . Great Place .
Those all inclusive places include ball hanginng in their package price.You can up grade and get a soft cotton rope and some padded Speedo's for $69.95 US. Have a great trip!

sam

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elmodefoque says on Aug 2, 2004, 12:01:

Hey Sam, I’m glad you told me about the padded ball hanging. I was about to take the Santo Domingo all inclusive with no padding. They use 60 pound test line and with my weight the only thing left hanging would be my balls.
The truth is I rather go to Barranquilla/Cartagena but they won’t let me in Colombia and if I do get in won’t be able to get outta the country. They started to enforce a resent law that people with dual citizenship (usa/col) like me could only enter and leave with a Colombian passport and "cedula". I don’t have a freaking cedula, and my passport is over 30 years old. I was too young to have a cedula when we left Colombia. I love Colombia and look forward to one day retiring there but right now I would have to work I’m not a very bright guy and my only options at making a living there would be to sell lottery or drive a bus, wait, I can’t even drive a bus, don’t drive standard. Maybe I could be the guy the collects the money and hangs outside the bus telling people where the bus is heading.
Anyone here with that dual citizenship problem?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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ShazCas says on Aug 3, 2004, 14:40:

More photos I think it's great to see all the photos of everyone - it's great to put a name to a face. Have just added a photo of me and my churro papito. AND I even shaved my armpits that day!! (no donkeys were invited to the church, but were free to come to the party! ;-)

Keep them photies comin' guys!

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Dan says on Aug 3, 2004, 15:04:

ShazCas Nice photo. Both of you have great smiles and look good together.

May your future be filled with happiness-Daniel

God Bless America!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 3, 2004, 18:22:

hey shazcas, damn, you are one very fine,lovely broad.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 3, 2004, 18:50:

hey shazcas, dump that guy. i got 23 burros, 17 goats and 4 skinny cows, up in the most beautiful place in the planet, the mighty sierra madre mountains, given to me by my grandfather the chief of my people and as soon as he crokes i'll be chief and you'll be my princess.
you look a little bit like that broad that was married to tom cruise, damn you're cute.
i wish i could post a current pic but some people still want to gut me like a fish right after they cut my neck.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Angel_Gabriel says on Aug 3, 2004, 19:26:

Goldie Desi,

Although not a face or frontal shot, you're quite a nice number yourself, if it is you. With due respect, your milky white skin shines in the picture. Very attractive. Taking also the opportunity to point out you have a sexy mind, base on the things you've shared with us, you're interesting. I think your mate is a lucky man and I suppose you know how to take compliments.

Angel Gabriel
'Enjoy while you can'

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ShazCas says on Aug 4, 2004, 11:55:

Very tempting While that's a very tempting offer, elmo, I have to say I'm very much in love with my media naranjita, and have no plans to abandon him, even to be a Sierra Madre princesa, sorry!

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Aug 4, 2004, 12:16:

angel why, thank you. One of the nicest things anybody has said to me lately,
cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Angel_Gabriel says on Aug 4, 2004, 20:18:

Desi Hi, you're very welcome. I thought my compliment was on the 'risky side' but I'm glad it was taken beautifully.
Best regards, cheers always!

Angel Gabriel

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cintiamay says on Aug 5, 2004, 11:07:

Its nice to see all these pictures of the guys with their ladies. Elmo, your nephew is cute (even fully armed), how bad could you be if you're related?
Shaz & Desi, you prove that there are good looking, approachable, women everywhere, not just in Colombia (no matter what all the guys say).
I posted a silly, casual shot of me & my novio during our usual Saturday nite carousing. His hair is longer and legs are shorter than mine, and let me tell you, that creates all kinds of controversy, esp. when we're approached from behind on the street.
Waxing poetic armpits,
cintia

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MJ says on Sep 24, 2004, 04:46:

I Rest My Case With people like elmo. I fine atractive even zulu men, no wonder he can't get a woman.Have u try a An american guy instead you seem to know heck of a lot about them.We Colombian womens are to Cevler for Elmo.Thats why we have to expand our horizons.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 24, 2004, 11:11:

And what’s wrong with Zulu men, they're tall beautiful people but knowing Colombians, very well, I’m sure you don't think so. I wonder if a Zulu guy was making 2 million dollars a year playing basketball for the NY Knicks, would he then be the kind of foreigner you desire.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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mzzmerized says on Sep 24, 2004, 20:03:

oh yes, that Zulu man would be welcome anywhere...money talks...all the world over...even a "cachaco" o "rolo" woman would looooove that Zulo man to pieces...(and so would I, for that matter)

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