How does one spot a immigrant illegal or legal in there home country?

adrimm says on Sep 26, 2006, 23:12:

troll.
troll.

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Miguel says on Sep 27, 2006, 00:00:

Tool.

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 27, 2006, 00:23:

First for me I have never commented on, or corrected anybody's spelling or grammer in this forum or any other blog. So be honored, your my first. I have a feeling you were trying to be funny. But, your grammer is so bad, I am not sure if I should be offended, or what the hell you were trying to even say. If you are gringo (white USA), you are about as stupid sounding as anybody I have ever read a post from. What I mean is, you could have a college education for all I know, but the way you wrote your post, makes you look like an idiot. I would be embarassed if I were you. If you are normal thinking, maybe you'll wake up tomorrow hung over, and realize what an ass you made of yourself. Even if the jokes had correct grammer and spelling, and punctuation, I don't think they are appreciated here.
I am going to take a stab in the dark, and guess you were not born in the US. I can understand then your horrible writing. But still, the real point is the post is not funny, even accidentally. If you are Spanish speaking, and can write better in Spanish, give that a shot. Your English is terrible, but not quite as bad as your sense of humor.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Sep 27, 2006, 00:27:

I thought it was funny! and it's grammar, not "grammer" Robert Jorge. I don't do this for a living either, but since you're at it....

Cheers,
Desi

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else's life.

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miamimike says on Sep 27, 2006, 01:06:

Nickel dime dent? Beleive thats like Bullet Holes.,,,LOL Hey Dagui you from Miami? I see # 1,2,3 and 4 you speak of many times here! LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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. says on Sep 27, 2006, 05:56:

I feel great! I really thought that my grammar was the worst ever writen. But Mr. Dagui is the top of the iceberg. Congratulation! your post sacks but your grammar makes me lough, many thanks for this happy moment, I was quite bored. On the other hand, Desideria, would you like to go out with me to have a coffe? obviously just as a friends and nothing else. If Desideria is a man then f...f.

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dagui says on Sep 27, 2006, 06:34:

your feelin Robeertt Your feeling is correct.My intent is to give the other side of the How do you spot...? With no malacious aim, if I struck a sore spot please forgive me.And yes there is an attempt to release humor if one can decipher my enigmatic banterings.Again my sincere apology and I will try to be more punctual and work on me gammer.I welcome your constructive critics anytime.Oh by the way are you gringo? And will you be posting grades in the near future?..just jokin!

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Miguel says on Sep 27, 2006, 11:08:

IMHO The OP's thread is racist. I was very disappointed with Desi's and miamimike's responses. To each his own...a mí me importa un jopo.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Sep 27, 2006, 12:34:

I don't know, Miguel maybe I was wrong but I saw the original post as a rather endearingly clumsy attempt at self-irony. Laughing at yourself doesn't make you a racist.

Cheers,
Desi


Embrace your uniqueness. Time is much too short to be living someone
else's life.

-Kobi Yamada

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Sep 27, 2006, 14:38:

sure, juanpbadillo thank you for inviting me. (Then I could set your head straight about what's goodlooking and what is not) No, I'm not a guy.
Cheers,
Desi


Embrace your uniqueness. Time is much too short to be living someone
else's life.

-Kobi Yamada

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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lpdiver says on Sep 27, 2006, 16:33:

Hmmmm... An illegal immigrant in their home country...is anyone else confused?


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dagui says on Sep 27, 2006, 19:43:

nine ok.. How does one( a person,somebody,anybody or YOU ,thou,thee,uno, no one in particular)in the place where they reside happen to notice that the OTHER person walking next to them is a foreigner.Is there any peculiarities one observes.

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kernow62 says on Oct 1, 2006, 22:09:

I normally spot them when they write something because they tend to leave the final "g" off of the end of certain words.

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johnarizona says on Oct 4, 2006, 07:38:

they walk single file instead of beside each other

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cali373 says on Oct 7, 2006, 10:38:

You forgot that latinos also put globbs of vaporub on their childs chest and back when they have a cold. ¡I HATED that!

Smile if you are a thinker!

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cali373 says on Oct 7, 2006, 10:41:

And polocks tend to be stupid. And the only true american cultures is hamburgers and hot dogs. And language spoken in mexico is Mexican. And asians cannot see well because of their slanted eyes.

Smile if you are a thinker!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 7, 2006, 11:55:

I haven't got a clue how to spot an illegal immigrat. thank God I dont work with emigration :)
If I follow dagui's rule it look more like the people that lives from the goverment benefit here in the UK. except they don't do any jobs. scroungers we call them.

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miamimike says on Oct 7, 2006, 11:57:

put globbs of vaporub on their childs chest and back when they Cali--thats not only a Latino Custom; in Pennsylvania our Parents did the SAME thing, German, Italian French, Polish ect--all did this! Vicks Vapor rub out of the Cobalt Blue bottle!

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 7, 2006, 12:00:

I put vick vapor rub in the chest it helps!!! and menticol if you feel a bit dizzy :) trust the old granny's medicine ;)

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