How do you eat a sandwhich with fork and knife???

www.calirentals.net (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 17, 2008, 20:52:

www.calirentals.net (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 17, 2008, 21:00:

corporalgator (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 17, 2008, 21:56:

kalder says on Nov 18, 2008, 00:20:

Young child to the right, eyes agog with terror, cowering behind Mother...

I hope you weren't offering the local infants sweets or anything.

"A piece of cheese may entrap a mouse, but a bicycle could ensnare the Imperial Chancellor."~~An Bai Kuang

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yummyj says on Nov 18, 2008, 05:47:

ignorant foreigner alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just because you have been to Colombia, that does NOT mean that you are anywhere near an expert on the place. Sorry. Truth hurts.

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PBHjon says on Nov 18, 2008, 07:09:

overly defensive colombian alert. !!!!!!

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jaramillo says on Nov 18, 2008, 07:19:

My colombian father was shocked to see my gringa wife eat fries with her hands!

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Mononoke28 says on Nov 18, 2008, 09:34:

I some times eat them Red Robin burgers with a fork and knife. They're just too freaking big and my mouth can't get around it. =\

But a sandwich???? Come on. It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Constanza ended up eating a candy bar with a fork and knife.

Diana

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mandotech says on Nov 18, 2008, 10:02:

I bet they were on a first date :-) She will soon be scarfing down with both hands.

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www.calirentals.net (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 18, 2008, 10:04:

Mononoke28 says on Nov 18, 2008, 10:16:

True da mandotech. When I first went out with my husband we were all cute around each other. Now... we go eat bbq ribs and our mouths and hands are drenched in bbq sauce. Now that's true love. =)

Diana

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yummyj says on Nov 18, 2008, 11:54:

PBHjon, I am not Colombian. I am sick of ignorant foreigners complaining and whining about every little thing that is different than their country.

If they are such whiners and completely oblivious to the fact that there are tons of other cultures and customs than their own, they should stay home.

How can someone come onto a board about a foreign country and criticize and poke fun at the cultural difference of that country? Answer - with stupidity.

Just because you have been to Colombia, that does NOT mean that you are anywhere near an expert on the place. Sorry. Truth hurts.

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mranderson says on Nov 18, 2008, 12:37:

I must of missed the complaining and whining comment in this post.

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Mononoke28 says on Nov 18, 2008, 13:54:

I know, I don't see anyone complaining here. One thing is to point out the obvious differences in cultures, whether in Colombia or not, and another is to make fun of it.

Diana

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Man Tequila says on Nov 18, 2008, 20:48:

Sometimes meat is tough in Colombia. I have had more than one inedible steak.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Mononoke28 says on Nov 19, 2008, 12:50:

I know, it is TOUGH beef.

Diana

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Sonny says on Nov 19, 2008, 16:34:

to me it is very simple. Fork in one hand, knife in the other. Insert fork into sandwich, cut with knife. Stick fork into cut portion and lift to mouth. Insert into mouth. Repeat process untill sandwich is gone.

Just taking life easy. I worked hard for it and deserve it and now doing it.

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billyb says on Nov 19, 2008, 20:16:

"I must of missed the complaining and whining comment in this post."

mranderson, I must have missed the whining also, I saw it as just another observation, an observation that as a Colombian I have made many a time, BTW, same goes for pizza and colombianas.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Lisa Zee says on Nov 19, 2008, 20:31:

"Pollo, mujer y marrano con la mano"

La vida sera' contigo tan justa como lo eres con los dema's.

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billyb says on Nov 19, 2008, 20:35:

Nadie le conto a Hanibal Lechter que mujeres eran con la mano?

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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billyb says on Nov 19, 2008, 20:47:

"3'rs World......need I say more?"

Yes, you mean 3rd world?

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Nov 20, 2008, 08:44:

Sonny has already given the right answer, glad that SOMEBODY can decipher this life's mystery.

Easy: hold knife in your right hand and fork in your left, as they should be held. Holding the sandwich steady with the fork, cut mouthfuls with a knife and proceed to take the cut piece with your fork into your mouth, Repeat as many times as needed. Sonny explained it perfectly. That's exactly the same way you eat a steak. Or a piece of chicken. Or a pork chop. You can eat en empanada with a fork and a knife (I usually just pick it up inmy hand), fries are always eaten with a knife and fork when eating out and in general, the less you manipulate your food with your bare fingers the better your table manners are considered to be.

Then again, there are people who put their fingers in the rice too ....and eat chicken with rivulets of chicken fat running down from the corners of their mouths...(cringe)

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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Mononoke28 says on Nov 20, 2008, 11:31:

Lisa Zee says on Nov 19, 2008, 20:31
"Pollo, mujer y marrano con la mano"
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Yay!! Love it! =D

Diana

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Nov 20, 2008, 11:34:

Yeah, if you want to have grease stains on everything, including mujer.

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