Hooters Bogotá

MitchAlvarez says on May 21, 2008, 08:12:

theres already a post for this topic webmanco. jajaj

arent you a veteran in pbh? search feature!! jaja

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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webmanco says on May 21, 2008, 08:15:

Everything gets updated, regardless here is the link for the other thread, thanks for providing the link, (and not just bitching) and copying from here.

From Bickerss
http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/rejoice-men---hooters-has-arrive...

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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Brians says on May 21, 2008, 08:39:

First time I saw this and from my point of view this will work well in Colombia.

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MitchAlvarez says on May 21, 2008, 08:41:

jajaja you the man webmanco

my vote is for the next pbh getogether to be at hooters. jajaj

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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slguy says on May 21, 2008, 08:52:

i'm certain hooters'll need to spend far under their average "recruiting" budget line..;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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webmanco says on May 21, 2008, 08:53:

Mitch
my vote is for the next pbh getogether to be at hooters.

deal,

You invite Buggy

I take Paleo

jejeje

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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MitchAlvarez says on May 21, 2008, 08:57:

buggy??? esa loca yo si la llevo pero a las comunas de medallo pa que la cojan de ruana.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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Tinto (Moderator) says on May 21, 2008, 08:58:

Hola mi nombre es Gloria, Psicologa de profesion , estoy buscando un empleo alterno;
conoci Hooters en Miami y me gustaria trabajar como mesera en Hooters Bogotá, me parece un lugar increible y reuno el perfil de la chica HOOTERS, senos grandes, buena cola, en fin una persona agradable educada e inteligente.

http://blogota.com/2008/03/20/hooters-bogota/#more-119

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Assuming the above is legit -- it's a comment from a blog that popped up on a Google search -- Mr. Slyguy is right.

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ColombianoGringo says on May 21, 2008, 09:01:

"Senos grandes, buena cola"

El lo que siempre busco en las psicólogas. Una nueva especialización. Puchiterapista o mejor le decimos Tetologa?


La verdad es que es muy triste que una mujer educada tenga que acudir a un trabajo mierda como este. En EU, solo las que estudiaron "Liberal Arts" se tienen que meter a trabajar en Hooters.

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MitchAlvarez says on May 21, 2008, 09:03:

yo estudie eso en la universidad de medellin: tetologia parce me super bien en el examen toda la hp noche me la pase con unas amigas estudiando.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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ColombianoGringo says on May 21, 2008, 09:05:

Pues yo también estudio la Jopologia ;)

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MitchAlvarez says on May 21, 2008, 09:11:

a no mijo ya tome el icfes (the colombian SAT/ACT) por adelantado en esa materia desde que estaba en secundaria.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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Waterdawg says on May 21, 2008, 09:24:

A place for the hard up !

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slguy says on May 21, 2008, 09:40:

"A place for the hard up !"

as it happens, i really like hooter's wings. so do my sons (ages 12/14). we go there pretty often.

as it also happens, given my druthers, i'd prefer being served by an attractive young lady than any of the other options.

hard up? maybe. maybe not. but certainly not silly enough to say anything like "A place for the hard up !"

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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ColombianoGringo says on May 21, 2008, 09:56:

There is a Hooters not far from where I live and their Buffalo Chicken Sandwiches are pretty decent, but I can't bring myself to visit often because the place is just so damn cheesy.

The place is always filled with pathetic losers drooling over the waitresses. A couple of guys from our office practically live at that place. The whole dynamic between the waitresses and the customers just smacks of titty bar.

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slguy says on May 21, 2008, 10:00:

must be different vibes, location to location. the one we go to, i never got that vibe...but i'm never there after about 7:00pm. maybe times matter, too.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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bogotabrian says on May 21, 2008, 10:00:

This would work, I am 100% convinced. I looked into franchises but right now Hooters does not offer any for Colombia when I looked. I am not sure to the legitimacy of this post. I could be wrong.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 21, 2008, 10:00:

requisitos:
167 minimo de estatura
medidas 90-60-90

al menos 4 semestres de estudios universitario
edad mimima 23 años
debe hablar English

engage brain before opening mouth

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ColombianoGringo says on May 21, 2008, 10:03:

That probably true slguy. The funny thing is that years ago, my ex-wife loved their wings and would send me down to pick them up

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bogotabrian says on May 21, 2008, 10:04:

http://hooters.know-where.com/hooters/cgi/index?mapid=intl&design=defa...

I stand corrected...darn there IS one in Bogota!!

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Cerealkiller says on May 21, 2008, 10:05:

hahahaha half a bachelors degree to look and act like a bimbo while serving coca cola and chips? That's pretty funny.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Waterdawg says on May 21, 2008, 10:08:

Nothing more than difference of opinion Slguy !

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Mononoke28 says on May 21, 2008, 10:21:

I'm not a big fan of wings but what else do they serve?

Diana

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bickerss says on May 21, 2008, 11:11:

Good to see it arrived - will be interested to see if it does well. The one in Argentina had to close down and the one in Lima didnt seem to full ever. Panama one seemed to be doing a roaring tade!!

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Man Tequila says on May 21, 2008, 11:14:

I'm not a big fan of Hooters -- I dislike the sleazy atmosphere, very mediocre food and the hideous neon orange costumes. But I'm pretty sure you don't need half a university degree to work at the ones in Canada.

"Here are your chicken wings, sir. Lucretius once said that people are like angels with only one wing, who only learn to fly by embracing each other."

The best thing on the menu are the freezer-burned crab legs.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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dwr says on May 21, 2008, 11:20:

I can't see the food taking off here in Colombia. The tit aspect, well, walk down the street and you can have them for the cost of the wings and beer. Maybe it will go over for the beer.

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docwilliam says on May 21, 2008, 11:41:

I think the minimum requirements seem a little bit more for the women working here, as they have to speak two lang.. In the U.S. it seems solo physical.

I liked stopping in at Hooters as I was running around town and enjoy a hot cup of free coffee in the very cold A/C. In the summer I drove my Jeep without A/C, so it was a very nice pit stop, in the TN/KY heat.

"There's no time to panic"

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Cerealkiller says on May 21, 2008, 11:42:

Actually, the only place where i see it taking off is in Bogota. In the rest of the country you can see tons of hot girls wearing very little for free...especially Cali, Medellin and Pereira. Bogota, however, because its so urban and colder is pretty much the only place in which something like that would take off. That said, I just went to the vive.in article and I must say those hooter girls are fugly!

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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miamimike says on May 21, 2008, 11:45:

Hooters--Hmm No need to leave the States and bet they serve good Comida Criolla also,,,Not to mention the Ambience is muy Tipico as well as the building,,,I guess its OK for the typical visitor, not a traveler interested in the Local Culture&Food

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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Mononoke28 says on May 21, 2008, 12:52:

So I guess all they sell is wings...? Bummer.

Diana

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ColombianoGringo says on May 21, 2008, 13:45:

Diana,

In the US, they also sell very mediocre crab legs. They are very thin and have very little meat. Even some crap like Red Lobster would be better.

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docwilliam says on May 21, 2008, 14:02:

Do they have big screen TVs' at the Hooters in Bogota, like in the U.S.? If so, it is a good place to meet friends to watch sporting events and drink beer. The Women just make all of it a better experience.

I am returning to Bogota next week and may check it out myself, if not too far out of the way.

"There's no time to panic"

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Mononoke28 says on May 21, 2008, 15:25:

So people just go to see T&A pretty much, huh?

Oh well, I guess I won't be going there any time soon.

Diana

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Frank Rizzo says on May 21, 2008, 15:39:

"I've went to Hooters in Canada and the US before. My head is just SPINNING right now with the incredible idea that people actually LIKE the food there. "

jajaja....that reminds me of the movie European Vacation ...when they were in France...and the restraunt was just heating up frozen dinners and giving it to the americans......jajajjaa

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Robert Jorge says on May 21, 2008, 20:04:

I wonder if they have fresh shucked oysters at Hooters Bogota?

I have had pretty damn good crab legs at Hooters in the past. I used to get them for $7 a pound in Kendall (Miami).

Their food over-all is mediocre. It tastes good, but is the epidomy of deep fried, artery stopping junk that is on par with Waffle House. I kind of like the atmosphere. I enjoy the people watching, and get a kick out of watching the girls handle some of the patrons who are as described above. I like 60s music, and I like being able to sit back and watch a game on a huge TV. I guess I'm wierd.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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cali373 says on May 21, 2008, 20:49:

It´s about time, the hooters in Caracas has been there for a while.

Smile if you are a thinker!

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Man Tequila says on May 21, 2008, 20:55:

Crab legs at Hooters are freezer burned. Gack!

I love seafood. I even think Red Lobster is okay, though obviously better quality is to be had elsewhere. I like the cheesy biscuits.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Robert Jorge says on May 21, 2008, 21:15:

MT, if you want really good seafood, you ought to stop by my place. You can drive across the 331 causeway, and shrimp boats are tied up against the road selling live gulf and bay shrimp at $5 a lb. If you are in Miami, you can drive south of Florida City on US1 towards Key Largo. Along the side of the road, there are guys selling stone crab claws and shrimp that were caught the same day.

The best restaraunt seafood, in my opinion, to be bought anywhere is at a little restaraunt outside of Fort Myers. I think it is called Main Lobster. It is basically a wholesale distribution center for all the high class restaraunt's in the Naples / Fort Myers areas seafood. Exit I75 at the Caloosahatchee River and go east 2 miles. On the left. Very small and simple joint, but you are eating the same thing they serve at the Ritz Carlton for 1/5th the price. And fresher.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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slguy says on May 21, 2008, 22:47:

RJ....shhhhhh! we'll have an invasion, if the word gets out! ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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morphus says on May 22, 2008, 06:16:

So will you now be able to get a philly cheese steak sandwich in Colombia?

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Man Tequila says on May 22, 2008, 08:56:

I spent two years living in New Brunswick (Canada's Maine). Red Lobster gets all their lobster from Shediac, or used to. I miss buying lobster off the boat for three bucks a pound. And it's been a long time since I made a boiled dinner (one big pot with lots of mussels, a few lobsters and corn on the cob). But you can keep the fiddleheads and dulce.

I know good seafood. And people who like good seafood diss Red Lobster. But I don't, I think RL is fairly good value for what it is. Obviously you can do much better.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Mononoke28 says on May 22, 2008, 09:27:

I like Red Lobster. Wish their lobster tails were bigger. Every time I order it I get it confused with my popcorn shrimp. And love, love, love their cheese bread rolls. Mmmmmmmm...

Diana

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El Piloto says on May 22, 2008, 14:06:

Morphus - there's nothing Philadelphia at all about what passes for a cheesesteak at Hooters. Yuck.

Here in the DFW area, also in Florida, there's a chain called Ker's Winghouse which ripped off the Hooters concept almost exactly. I think Hooters even tried to sue Ker's. Only difference is that Ker's Winghouse is a little cheaper, the short shorts are black instead of orange, and they have a few more menu items that are tolerable.

http://www.winghouse.com/index.asp

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Robert Jorge says on May 23, 2008, 11:27:

There is a Hooters rip-off restaurant chain in the Fort Myers, Florida area. It is called Buckets. I'm sure Slguy knows about them.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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morphus says on May 23, 2008, 11:32:

Philly cheese steak was all I used to order at Hooters. Not exactly part of a heart healthy though.

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gatogris says on May 23, 2008, 11:54:

All the waitresses at Hooters look like lactating mothers. Does the success of Hooters tell us anything about ourselves? Food and breasts in the same package? Just like being an infant. What a relief to be able to forgoe adulthood.

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slguy says on May 23, 2008, 11:55:

popular legend has it that some guys in the tampa bay area came up w/ the concept, virtually on a napkin, over beers, one night. i suspeect it's more truth than fiction.

even if it's cheesy, bad food, whatever..i love success stories hatched by friends over some beers. :-)

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Robert Jorge says on May 23, 2008, 12:04:

Slguy, you are correct. The "alpha chapter" of Hooters is on Gulf to Shore Blvd in Clearwater. And me too .... I love success stories like that.

My favorite Hooters location is the Fort Myers Beach location. It is tiny and located on a former rental bungalow built on pilings. You can walk 100 feet between people's rentals and be on the beach from the restaurant's backdoor.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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slguy says on May 23, 2008, 12:06:

i was there last weekend, RJ - the FMB one.

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papiChulo says on May 23, 2008, 12:46:

I don't know I can't see something like this lasting too long. I think maybe there's a novelity factor here as with all things american.

Just a thought what would stop somebody doing a Hooters concept bar in another city in Colombia. Call it... Tooter's, Hooteros, or whatever... any laws against that?

Wouldn't be something I'd want to do but somebody else said they looked into it.

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ColombianoGringo says on May 23, 2008, 13:38:

They can just be more direct and call it "Puchas".

I do agree that stories of entrepreneurial successes can be inspiring. I have a great job, but I bust my ass in every minute of free time to develop my side companies. That is the only real way to become truly wealthy.

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 14:14:

"A place for the hard up !"

why? do they serve "MOUNT & DO"?

"Just a thought what would stop somebody doing a Hooters concept bar in another city in Colombia. Call it... Tooter's, Hooteros, or whatever... any laws against that?"

i see this all the time. there is a "bed, bath & barrel" here. another restaurant in la strada has a sign and name almost identical to dr. pepper. it is common all across town....

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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docwilliam says on May 23, 2008, 14:26:

TJ, if people around here are not fam. with hooters, you dont even have to go that far.....call it what ever you want.

I think that I would research a Colombian turm for the same concept and go with that

"There's no time to panic"

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webmanco says on May 23, 2008, 14:29:

Las puchecas

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 14:31:

SUPER SENOS!

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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docwilliam says on May 23, 2008, 14:34:

See how easy it is ? Now lets get our place started!

"There's no time to panic"

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 14:41:

i would think medellin is a perfect place for a SUPER SENOS......

we could contract the girls because everyone will try to compete with the opening success of the place. we would need to protect our "talent stock" - cierto?

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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papiChulo says on May 23, 2008, 15:00:

super senos... jajaja. I like it but I think for fun I would just call it like Hooters or another big well know american bar/restruant. I like the idea of annoying big corparations.

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Pableau says on Jun 17, 2008, 07:01:

ok, so big-breasted women work at Hooter's. Where do the one-legged women work? IHOP

I personally enjoy Colombia more for its own food and restaurants, and would rather not see US chains there. There's a McD on the corner of K39 and Avenida Roosevelt in Cali, and I really like seeing it closed and empty. Breasts can be seen anywhere, at all hours, gratis, so what's the big deal, anyway? Reminds me of the t-shirt I saw that said "I'm No Gynecologist, But I'll take a Look."

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morphus says on Jun 17, 2008, 07:04:

An Americanized bubble is part of Colombian culture.

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webmanco says on Jun 17, 2008, 07:04:

Not my cup of tea

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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docwilliam says on Jun 17, 2008, 07:24:

We could make fun of Hooters and call it HOOKERS

"There's no time to panic"

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docwilliam says on Jun 17, 2008, 07:26:

Pableau.....this one is for you. The only company i have found here.

"There's no time to panic"

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Pableau says on Jun 17, 2008, 07:43:

Thanks, DocW. I'm from Cambridge, Mass, very near where DD got its start. I've found several DDs in Cali where they have no coffee...only doughnuts. I tried in vain to explain the dunkin' thing, etc. There're actually a number of US chains with a presence in Colombia. As for the "Americanized Bubble" being part of Colombian culture...maybe, but I don't have to like it. Acceptance is sometimes more comfortable but do we really want everything to be homogeneous? Viva la diferencia, no?

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morphus says on Jun 17, 2008, 07:50:

Whats the difference? Colombia has plenty of fast food restaurants. Do you think they are better quality?

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papiChulo says on Jun 17, 2008, 09:56:

frisby and el corral are better quality as fa as the fast food goes. but I really don't eat expensive shite much in colombia.

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morphus says on Jun 17, 2008, 15:29:

Better quality? What research have you done?

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docwilliam says on Jun 17, 2008, 16:52:

Pableau...we have two DDs that I know of and the one that i went to (once) had coffee. It is not the one in the pic.. I love Colombian coffee more than i care for "gut busters" (doughnuts) also refered to as "Copkillers" (my personal knickname for them).

"There's no time to panic"

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docwilliam says on Jun 17, 2008, 17:14:

Wow Rubito, have to do a patend check on that one.

"There's no time to panic"

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 03:47:

HOOTERS IN BOGOTA??????? WOW
why don't they just make english the official language, replace colombian flags with american and ban all that is colombian.
talk about a lost of identity, no wonder so many migrate and continue to migrate outta bogota, their hate for all that is colombian is mind boggling

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 03:48:

i love hooters, but i love hooters in las vegas, los angeles, nyc, miami, even in fokin paramus new jersey. been to them all

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 03:53:

you guys and specially women in the interior really have to work on that low self steem.
not everything colombian is bad and ugly.
we do have somethings worth keeping, for example

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 04:10:

everyday i wake up and the first thing i do is to thank the great watanka (our creator) for making me guajiro and barranquillero.
I just can't imagine being or wanting to be anything else. barranquillero or death

thank you!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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webmanco says on Jun 18, 2008, 04:22:

HOOTERS IN BOGOTA is full of costeños, guajiros :-)

yeah sure viva Barranquilla, viva Colombia pero bien lejos :-)

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 04:25:

not that i'm gonna go next time in bogota (in 3 weeks) but exactly where is this hooters, and do they accept american express platinum?

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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morphus says on Jun 18, 2008, 04:43:

Do they have those cuartitos in the back?

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 04:59:

suggestions for other stores to open in bogota
taco bell
burger king
starbucks
wallgreen
wal mart
cvs
duane read
boston chicken
popeye .......

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 05:01:

dominos
k mart

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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morphus says on Jun 18, 2008, 05:08:

Burger King is already opening up in Bogota.

http://southflorida.bizjournals.com/southflorida/stories/2007/12/10/da...

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webmanco says on Jun 18, 2008, 05:10:

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 05:10:

if girngos want to live in a "latin american city" with all them american name brands to feel like they never left home, why go all the way to bogota?
Orlando, florida international drive has all them stores right next to each other .
las vegas, frank sinatra blvd, has all them stores right next to each other
miami, collins ave, has all them stores right next to each other
los angeles, santa monica drive and ventura highway has all them stores right next to each other
paramus nj, I-4 has all them stores right next to each other
new york city, 5th ave, sorry, they don't have any of those stores.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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morphus says on Jun 18, 2008, 05:11:

Are You Colombian?

http://www.zompist.com/colombia.html

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Pableau says on Jun 18, 2008, 06:01:

Are you, Morphus?

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morphus says on Jun 18, 2008, 06:03:

Colombian? Hell no!

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Pableau says on Jun 18, 2008, 06:17:

Yes, well you've apparently been there for awhile anyway. What about this Americanized Bubble you mentioned. Care to elaborate? I'm all ears.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 06:55:

Asi es bogotá: abren un restaurante y toda la clase media y la play se va para allá a creerse más play todavía. Qué ciudad para vivir de las apariencias es Bogotá. La gente Puede reconocer que son más ricos los perros, las hamburguesas y el pollo asado del barrio, pero por el caché las personas prefieren irse para el restaurante de nombre raro o que está de moda.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 06:56:

Ese problema es por que las clases altas colombianas son levantadas (o traqeutas que llaman)y las medias se copian de su mediocridad...

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webmanco says on Jun 18, 2008, 06:57:

Asi no es Bogotá, así es Colombia. Para mi la tienda y restaurante de barrio, y comidas de diferentes ciudades colombianas, son lo mejor bueno y algunas veces restaurantes de otros paises, pero no tanto de comida rápida o basura.

Lo chistoso es que una amiga vamos a un restaurante sencillo, luego de pagar la cuenta, revisa la factura y dice que le parecio caro, le dije que prefiero pagar allí bien y no en los restaurantes de cache a donde también la he llevado. En esos sitios si le da como pena revisar la factura. :-)

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truthspeaker says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:00:

Nojoda compa... tienes razon. Yo me quedo con los chicharrones de la 18 y que los gringonized cachacos se queden co crepes y vaina, mac vaina, domivaina y la otra mierda esa.

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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webmanco says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:02:

De Crepes el helado de vez en cuando, de BarranVaina la carimañola el arroz con coco.

La butifarra para nada.

I am not media slave.

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morphus says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:03:

Malls, high rise apartments, Mcdonald's, Dunkin Donuts, Blockbuster, Marilyn Manson, Spiderman, electronica nightclubs, shorts and sandels.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:06:

eche verdad, pa sampame esas alitas medio huevo de hooters mejor me mamo un chicharron con bollo limpio en murillo .
por eso hay como 15 millones de cachacos en NY, esa gente no gusta na de su tierra

thank you

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morphus says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:12:

Also, when Colombians go the US they tend to blend in with Americans and steal gringo jobs.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:12:

oh chit i forgot, they also have dunk your fokin donuts.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:16:

hey morph, lets get drunk today and hassle the japannese broads accross the street

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morphus says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:20:

Good idea!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:30:

hai !
i'm gonna learn fokin japaneese if it kills me

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elmodefoque says on Jun 18, 2008, 07:36:

morph, sayonara and i konichiwa you fokin later

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 18, 2008, 08:26:

Gezz Elmo you are trying to score with each nationality,

engage brain before opening mouth

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elmodefoque says on Jun 19, 2008, 05:05:

another american store chain that will go over BIG among the "wealthy" in cachaco cities such as bogota,medellin, cali etc. is CHUCKY FOKIN CHEESE
thank you!

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morphus says on Jun 19, 2008, 05:10:

You can sell peanut butter sandwiches to those "wealthy" cachacos if you have the right gimmick.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 19, 2008, 05:12:

selll those prententious modefoques them cheap disgustin boxes of maccoroni and cheese and they will pay top peso , simply because is american

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elmodefoque says on Jun 19, 2008, 05:15:

imagine serving a barranquillero maccaroni and cheese instead of arepa con huevo, you better run for your life

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elmodefoque says on Jun 19, 2008, 05:25:

i took this broad to dinner in cartagena the other day and she wanted us to eat lasagna.
lasagna??? then i says to her "get the fok outta here, i aint eating no fokin lasagna, i want sopa de fokin guandul con carne"
she never call me back

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morphus says on Jun 19, 2008, 05:26:

A little Cheese Whiz on their arepas will make them happy too :)

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elmodefoque says on Jun 19, 2008, 05:27:

outstanding idea morph!!!!!
chezz whiz on their pan de bono

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elmodefoque says on Jun 19, 2008, 05:38:

for those "wealthy" colombians not familiar with american's most favorite gourmet dish, here it is.
Be the first one in bogota to get your boxes of macarroni and cheese, you'll be the envy of all your friends

oh chit, i better get ready, i get picked up in a few minutes for my daily walk, adiossss

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webmanco says on Jun 19, 2008, 06:27:

No sea que lo deje la ruta

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BillBigD says on Jun 19, 2008, 21:41:

Did some investing in Hooters in the early 90's in DFW. Quite profitable and alot of fun for a 28 year old guy. lol
Frisby-nothing special

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