Hmmmm!

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:30:

like what?
like what?

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:34:

Hmmm! Like...I don't know. Something different. I'm not worried about the danger. I travelled exstensively throughout Colombia in 2003 and I need some excitement.

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:35:

just waking up from your kat nap?

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:36:

Hola Kat,
Lo siento, escribemos en espanol o ingles?

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:37:

need for excitement? your heading in the right direction, I think.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:37:

ages ago my dear,jejej were is my wooly ball jejej

EJ give us a clue, a sicario? jejej only joking jijij

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:38:

O.K Galecito, explain????

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:38:

starting with Kat and, then proceeding to Colombia

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:39:

yes galecito explain galecito explain :)

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:41:

Sicario!!! No gracias, no puedo matar a nadie. Pues, puedo leer las cartas

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:41:

EJ How is your Spanish?
EJ How is your Spanish?

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:41:

she is playing with you already hence the name: kat
no se, john; sicaro is not even in Senor Webster's Spanish Dictionario. And, I am but a poor, white (not pasty) unknowing, gringo.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:44:

Ha ha a todos. Mi espanol, pues muy bien. muy muy bien. buenisimo jejejejej

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:44:

galecito Gringo, eres americano?. Are you merican?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:45:

what else can you do? have you got any skills?

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:46:

Careful, John. You have to be very precise on the forum: americano del norte

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:46:

galecito is from mars
galecito is from mars

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:47:

Los Americanos de Soude will be awakening from their siestas soon, and will be all over you, for referring to those from the States as Americans.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:48:

Je je I was going to write americano del norte. America was the original name for Brasil in times gone by. I have things for you Kat, not certain about you yet galecito? we'll see. Yes, I have lot's of skills.

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:48:

Kat1 northern martian; please.

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:50:

Kat can help you more than I she is from Colombia; I am not.
Ciao!

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:51:

I was only warning you to the fact that there are lots of extreme personalities here, so... don't take 'em too seriously, as they do themselves.

Kat, that wasnt nice of you to call me martian.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:52:

chao Chao americano del norte.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:53:

what thing EJ ? :0 COME on Galecito you are from Pasto

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:54:

galecito es de pasto, habla raro entonces. What do you want to know Kat?

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 15:55:

or Or should I just tell you what I see?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:00:

oh so you are a clarovoyant, uhmm well we heading somewhere :) lol i just only joking EJ

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:01:

Lol You want the reading or not?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:03:

ok, fire it, no bad omens in there please

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:07:

Lol I'll fire it to you lol. O.K I get you from a very well to do family in Colombia. Lot's of money. You type a lot as part of your job and you are working with officialdom. You went to school, bilingual school in Colombia. You have visited the States and also you have a strong connection with London. Am I on the right track?

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:09:

clarividente .

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:13:

I am from a nice family with not a lot of money just working class, no way I will work with official , no I do not type a lot unless i am in pbh jejej and only when I am angry with someone specially Elmo, otherwise my comments are short and sharp, no I didn't went to bilingual school I went to a NUN school argggggggggggg never understood their language... , yes I have been in the states many times, and I live in the UK but not in London.

Thanks galecito i though you went to bed for a nap, you see EJ people from pasto is weird

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:20:

Hmmmm! O.K I'm getting mixed messages from you. I believe, as I still do that you learnt English, basic albeit in Colombia. You have definitely visited London. You will work, soonish in officialdom whether you like it or not, sorry. Cuantos anos tienes? 24/ 23? o no tngo una conection aqui?

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:21:

no me llama galecito.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:23:

???? Estas hablando con atras personas con tus dedos. Ocupada con la Red, hmmm! me connfunde!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:25:

I have been in London tons of times, no I don't work with officials, does a husband count as official?? how old am I? you don't ask a lady that question young boy *slap on the hand*

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:25:

lo siento *otras personas y me confunde. Que paso con mi espanol? Higo de puta!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:26:

higo no.........hijo
higo no.........hijo

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:26:

O.K Kat Sorry, I just see what comes.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:27:

higo de puta lol. lo siento. .

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:28:

Kat is so old Morphus would have nothing to do with her if she were single. Of course that only means she's older than 16.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:28:

hijo Que haces lol?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:30:

To Morphus I am a grandmother jijij

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:31:

BTW It must be boring talking to morphus I don't know the teletubies name argggg

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:32:

O.K Kat I got everything from your photo. If it's not yours, then the information wont be accurate

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:36:

THAT IS MY PICTURE!! what information you got uhmmmmmmmmmmmm

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:42:

O.K Bristol? you ever been there? I get you working in a very important job in the future, something you wouldn't have considered years ago. I get a younger brother around you who wants to come to England, but he is so naive????

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:46:

EJ give up the clarividente job you are rubish, sorry to be so blunt but can you be a something else??? a plumber, canperter even a priest

.

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:52:

wtf? is a canperter?
he can't be a priest; those guys talk out their ass, too.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:52:

lol you weren't honest with me, so it didn't come through. The fact that your English is so good and then so bad at times, gives you away. I always try to be honest with everybody, your lack of committment, got in the way. Take care and I wish you well. When you are serious, you can return for a proper investigation. xx.

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 16:57:

her english is almost like my Manglish; but, I don't make fun of it... except til now about the meanie skirt. jiji

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:02:

why you keep changing your handle name Galecito?

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:09:

Kat Please, Im not Galecito. Please forgive me for being Englishn and new to this site.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:12:

Oh no my question was not directed to you EJ, it was for Habanerito, he and galecito are the same person.

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:14:

because I was bored, until that litter of cats fell through my roofus. but, now it's rained so much, I am going to take a break and go swim in the street. nadador en la caja

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:18:

O.K Kat. I understand. I don't want to get involved with the problems on this site. I am a guy from England, very genuine. I don't want to put myself amongst stupid peole. XX.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:22:

do you live in Bristol EJ?
do you live in Bristol EJ?

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:27:

No I thought you did. lol but obviously, I got it wrong. Take care nena. xx.

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:28:

Criticizing Kat's English? Cuidado, Senor. Even Morphus will rise to the defence of his "old" granny. I wish my Spanish was as good as her English or my wife's English was half as good as her English.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:32:

hola amigo? Hablas buen espanol entonces? Hablemos.

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:36:

No, Senor. Mi esposa y yo hablamos con nuestros manos. Hay mucho discutiendo y peleando pero no golpeando por que necesitamos los manos para hablar. Ella es una muneca inflatable.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:38:

jajaja

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:38:

Thx UC i knew I can count in an old friend jijij..... Lets forget Morphus shall we?

EJ I live 1 hour and a bit from Bristol

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:40:

Kat Hablemos entonces?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:42:

ok Español o Ingles haber mijo decida

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:43:

Sure, we can forget Morphus and that time you ran off with him to Paris. But then he left you for a French school girl and you came back to me. I love a woman with a few gray hairs - it's just erotic seeing a strand here and there on a hot chica. Las abuelitas calientes son mias.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:44:

Hmmm! I told you. I don't do people that don't understand. You do though. Although you are very new to this, imagine knowing how your life is? xx.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:45:

F** off UC I hAVEN'T GOT GREY HAIR YET !!!! :(

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:47:

Ni incluso uno? No puedes pintarte un pelo gris para mi, mi vida? Estare muy excitado.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:48:

He he I have got some grey hair coming through

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:49:

Gray hair or not, sorry, bub, I'm not a switch hitter.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:50:

there we are UC EJ have some grey hair, he could excite you jijii

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:53:

Bien Am going to bed. Take care xx.

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:55:

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he's an attractive guy, Kat, but after I left the priesthood I just didn't find men appealing any more.

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EnglishJohn says on Oct 21, 2006, 17:59:

Hmmmm! I don't find men appealing at all. Where did that come from. I'm only interested in genuine Colombian people please!

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rca_rodrigo says on Oct 21, 2006, 18:05:

and your skills are ... ? the point of your post was to find any job ?
but tell us what are you capable of ...
your studies ... and experience in the field.

rodrigo

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goin_south says on Oct 21, 2006, 19:33:

set him up in a little hut reading tarot cards.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 22, 2006, 03:54:

tarrot, carrot, parrot... what about tarot :)

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