hilarious !

arthur brode says on May 1, 2007, 06:32:

englishstalker if you are not the possesive sort then send her over! i will pay for the taxi!

FYI,your "Girlfriend" GAVE me her home number/cell number(whats up with that?) When your gasolinera girl found out that i lived in Barrio San Antonio(estrato 3) all of a sudden i wasnt appealing anymore.

Btw,tell your girlfriend that i know a couple rich (estrato 6)Gringos here in Cali that would like to meet her.

http://www.calirentals.net/

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arthur brode says on May 1, 2007, 07:43:

BTW HOW IS LIFE IN ENGLAND???????

http://www.calirentals.net/

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englishsettler says on May 1, 2007, 08:17:

LOL, i will pass on the message.

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englishsettler says on May 1, 2007, 08:20:

BTW life is great in England. Glorious early summer, no bombs and good roads !!!!

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englishsettler says on May 1, 2007, 08:32:

BTW Art, i like the comment " englishstalker" but by the sounds of it you are the stalker/ predator here !!!!

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nbenjamin says on May 1, 2007, 09:47:

English Stalker You Are The Chump. Several reasons why, but we will just point out three. First, you call some guy out on a public forum with something like - he was hitting on your girl. 2nd your girl gave the "BRODER" her number, a clear gold digger - wanting the "BRODER" when she saw him but turned off by the fact that he likes to keep it some what street in the estrato tres. Third, you state "if you really want her that badly, shes all yours" - (a) he called her, that does not mean that he wants her that badly, (b) he got her number because she gave it to him (c) Chick is not some piece of property that you own that you can just determine if you do not want someone else can have her. Chump. Finally, I am tempted to put my man "BRODER" up at the Intercontinental in CALI for a week - and BRODER can call this chick up - tell her that he is looking for a place in estrata 6 - and he could just not hang in the tres, when she hears of the new lo-cal- and the possible location she will be there. Brode you are a chump... Calling someone out like that - doode it was your girl that gave him the number.

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scotty says on May 1, 2007, 10:37:

two sides theres always two sides to every story. this looks like one of those situations, and it looks like all three parties share the blame and it looks like the chica could be a player.

1.sounds like the two men know each other.
2.sounds like both men know the woman
3.it was wrong for AB to ask the girl for a phone number
4.it was wrong for the girl to give AB the number if she truely cares about ES

My advice for ES is if he considers AB a friend he may want to find new friends. If ES thinks his girl is loyal it seems she isnt so you may want to also reconsider that relationship.

good luck to all three.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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englishsettler says on May 1, 2007, 10:38:

lol, me and brode are both chumps ? so whats your point ? Actually, your message is so badly put together i have no idea what your point is !!!
BTW im having a laugh.......anyone else got a sense of humour round here ?

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englishsettler says on May 1, 2007, 10:45:

this just shows what a paranoid bunch you are !!! CHILL !

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scotty says on May 1, 2007, 11:34:

my point is the girl is playing you both

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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kalder says on May 1, 2007, 11:35:

A suggestion... In the interests of Anglo-American relations. Indeed, Anglo-American-Colombian relations, may I suggest that all three of you -AB, ES and GF- get together and kiss and make up?

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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nbenjamin says on May 1, 2007, 11:54:

Correction... When I wrote "Brode you are a chump" I meant to say "English settler" is a chump. My man BRODER was just trying to lay some pipe. My man Broder is not a chump.

Apologies to the BRODENATOR keepin it street in estrata tres....

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nbenjamin says on May 1, 2007, 11:55:

English Stalker... You did not understand here you go again - You are trying to dis some guy because your girl gave him her number and he called her.

Enough said.

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arthur brode says on May 1, 2007, 15:07:

Thanks Ben I rest my case as well.this guy englishsettler(like they say in england) has a stick up his ass.

http://www.calirentals.net/

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frankdeboca says on May 1, 2007, 15:18:

A suggestion... I wouldn't worry about it to be honest. If this guy can grab her, let him have her. After all if she is loyal - she is loyal. If she is not loyal then she is not. That is the way I handle it in my life and it works well. I figure if a guy can sweep my girl away then he has saved me the heartache and trouble of a future break-up. Makes it easier to move on to another woman anyway - jajajajajaja ;-)


~The key to immortality is to first live a life worth remembering...

~The key to immortality is to first live a life worth remembering...

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englishsettler says on May 1, 2007, 15:38:

as i said. Sense of humour failure. Elmo would understand.

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englishsettler says on May 1, 2007, 16:33:

poor gringo in cali must be hard for you being piss poor gringo in cali Arthur.

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arthur brode says on May 1, 2007, 16:46:

cant tell.i just had 2 pounds of ceviche for dinner tonight wtf did you have for dinner? besides,i rather be piss poor in colombia than rich and miserable in england.

keepin it street in estrato tres....

http://www.calirentals.net/

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scotty says on May 1, 2007, 16:51:

kalder now that is a nasty photo. which one is ES and which one is AB?

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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billyb says on May 1, 2007, 18:32:

Arthur, do you have to pay... Benjamin royalties for your new tagline ;)

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nbenjamin says on May 1, 2007, 22:16:

Keepin it street 1. My man Art keeps it oh so street in Estrata Tres.

2. "Elmo would get it" - ES we get it too: Your girl gave The Brode her number; then when she found out how my man likes to keep it street, she was not into it, and then played it off just in case you would find out - telling you that he had called her (I hope you dont send this girl presents from England). We have a sense of humor (I am not sure if they spell it with a U in England) I think its funny.

3. If ES keeps ridin the down and dirty street mak out there in estrata tres - for being broke - if he does it one more time, I am putting my man BRODE up at the intercontinental under the condition he calls ES's girl and tells her he is looking to buy in Cartagena and can no longer live in Estrata 3 so he will be at the intercontinental for 3 months.

4. I hate to come back to this but, I was in Colombia for a few months, and the only girl i still talk to is a Paisa who is banging (not just bangin, straight bizangin) but hottests chicks I have ever seen (and I am from Southern California) is Cali. Cali takes out Medellin. Sorry

Laters

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utopiacowboy says on May 1, 2007, 22:22:

A classic PBH thread. Full of sound and fury signifying nothing.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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goin_south says on May 1, 2007, 22:33:

It's an interesting version of what I hear called... Pbh...telenovela.
Maybe they can put it to video on youtube.

Colombia es

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arthur brode says on May 2, 2007, 05:03:

UTC,you are back? What happened to the new Lesbian persona? ~keepin it street in estrato tres....

http://www.calirentals.net/

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