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whats the most beautiful funnest hotel in the coast
either barranquilla cartagena

thank you
go heat!!

By geo on Jun 13, 2006, 20:57 in Friendly Talkzone.


Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 13, 2006, 23:05:

I believe it is located in Bogota, and called La Modelo...where all the models hang out....=)

Just my opinion...

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alexis33015 says on Jun 14, 2006, 08:45:

ok is this a joke uniform and number????

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Miguel says on Jun 14, 2006, 09:49:

geo If you want some feedback about hotels in Barranquilla, post your email address here, and elmodofoque and yours truly will steer you straight. Just blow off the bullshit comments already made in your post. Some of us still try to be helpfull.

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 10:40:

Miguel©...i dont know if i would take advice from a self-labele Colombian Expert such as yours truly (meaning you, not me)....i mean, you are truly a man of many hats: PBH spellchecker in both English and Spanish, Travel expert, Epitomy of Anality and Unchecked Self-Worth with regards to anything in English-Spanish which never ceases to give me a chuckle....But you are right, you are just trying always to be helpful....like we need another self-fancied Saviour....jejejej...


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oldbongo says on Jun 14, 2006, 11:27:

yay !!!!!!! the oldgringo has been expecting this...

miguel_C dissing miguel.

two seasoned "good guys"....representatives of authority..
cop against cop in a duel.... over rank..
never having had the pleasure of meeting either of these fine dualists, the oldgringo remains impartial,... so far.

first of all "Epitome of Anality",
is not title to be bestowed so unilaterally.
the oldgringo is sure U-cowboy would have some trouble
with that, let alone elmoso.

now...the most beautiful hotel is easily the santa clara.
the oldgringo wouldn't stay there for free.

the most beautiful and funnest?
that would be el caribe.
you comprende?...beach?

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 14, 2006, 14:09:

Good point on the anality, OG. I've been accused of crawling up Elmo's butt for a better view.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 14:38:

Alzheimers, OG? jejeje....Miguel©/Miguel®, if i remember right is either an English-speaking "Teacher" of Spanish to English-Speakers, or an English-Speaking "Teacher" of English to Spanish-speakers, hardly a cop or a "representative of authority", more likely a "leader" of a "captive audience"......jejejeje...but, i would prefer Platano to be one of the judges, and you can be one of the "card girls".....jejejeje....=)


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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 14:42:

I agree that the Santa Clara is the most beautiful, but also the most expensive; i never could convince my superior to front the tab there, even as hard as i tried!!....i had to settle for the Charleston and Hilton....never stayed at Caribe, though...

.Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 17 días...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

Lets hear it for the new PBH Experts on Colombia! DrPhilinamillion, KY, and Darloops!!!!!!! We Salute Your Valuable Contributions to This Forum!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 15:29:

Alexis33105..yes, it was a joke..La Modelo is a prison in Bogota where the FARC and Para prisoners are housed...in reality, the guards dont carry weapons, and the inmates run their own territory inside....no models there, other than the "model prisoner" inside....=)


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 17 días...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 15:55:

OG...Do you take your yacht out during the water fights of CTG during the Miss Colombia Contest??? I had the time of my life during one of them....i just hated the tomatos, they hurt like hell!!! jjajajajaj..


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 17 días...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

Lets hear it for the new PBH Experts on Colombia! DrPhilinamillion, KY, and Darloops!!!!!!! We Salute Your Valuable Contributions to This Forum!

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oldbongo says on Jun 14, 2006, 16:04:

tomatos is nothing... try rocks,...
and before that, canon balls.

no, the jak "fiesta" is only launched twice per year.
the first time, when it's stuffed for the cruise north.
the second, after it is shipped back, for the party.
this year, kat1 is expected to reign.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 17:21:

Dann-Carlton is the new hotel in BAQ across the stree from...... the newer Mall....

robi..check your information, please, the national La Modelo prison is a prison in Bogota, there have been numerous documentaries about it, in fact the irish Colombia Three were housed there....all in Bogota....there is also a La Modelo in Bucaramanga, but i was unaware of one in BAQ...........try a google search of it and you will see the links.....


Just my opinion...

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 18:00:

i will do that, but did you find the national La Modelo in BOG? i recorded a documentary by the BBC which is very enlightening.... i visited the prison featured by the documentary as well as a military hospital in Bogota as well.....quite depressing....but i will look at the one you have visited...but do they house FARC and Paras in BAQ, dividing the prison in half, like in Bogota, or is it for common criminals?

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 17 días...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 18:10:

From reading the links from the search you suggested, it looks.. like "La Modelo" refers to the one in Bogota, whereas they use "carcel de Modelo en Barranquilla" which was used in 4-5 of the search result articles...my Colombian spanish is not that precise, so maybe Modelo refers to a system of prisons? as there also is one situated in Bucaramanga as well....

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 17 días...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

Lets hear it for the new PBH Experts on Colombia! DrPhilinamillion, KY, and Darloops!!!!!!! We Salute Your Valuable Contributions to This Forum!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 18:17:

Bogota is basically split in half with FARC running one side.. like a marxist academy, and the para running the other half...i will look for the documentary info if you like...The Military Channel TMC was running it for the longest time....so i burned it onto a DVD...


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 17 días...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

Lets hear it for the new PBH Experts on Colombia! DrPhilinamillion, KY, and Darloops!!!!!!! We Salute Your Valuable Contributions to This Forum!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 14, 2006, 18:54:

Our boat got hit with rocks, eggs, melons, water baloons, but never Canon Balls unless you are talking about the english pirates etc.....i watched as some poor jetskier got blasted off his jetski while moving by a water canon from one of the larger Aguila party boats....now that is the boat to be on! with the live band!!!


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 17 días...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

Lets hear it for the new PBH Experts on Colombia! DrPhilinamillion, KY, and Darloops!!!!!!! We Salute Your Valuable Contributions to This Forum!

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