Hey. . . have you ever received one of this?

Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 31, 2009, 13:59:

I dont know CAPITAN, do you know something that we dont?? CARE TO SHARE??? lol

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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suizo says on Aug 31, 2009, 14:04:

I would like to get connected to the Medillin Cartel too. Please contact me thru deadman at sickoflife.com

Thanks

Crackheads suck!

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dwmte7 says on Aug 31, 2009, 15:06:

just send him to 'hillside' bello..............he'll have all the hookup he'll ever need. he'll max out in moments. RIP

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Aug 31, 2009, 15:35:

while we speak, this just came into the inbox:

Hello, my friend

Don't put your heart in someone's hands until you're sure that
they know how to hold it… It's difficult writing to describe myself.
I guess one letter isn't enough to know person well enough but I
will try. I like good humour, fun, I'm happy to meet good people .
As for books, I like reading detectives with pleasure and I don't
like poetry because I try to find any sense in every poem. I like
visiting theatres but it should be professionally good. I play
piano but I usually don't like playing in front of people, I just
playing for myself. I don't like noisy parties at the restaurants.
I dislike drinking alcohol. I keep a diet to keep myself in form,
just being slim and handsome. At times I like dancing but I must
say I can't do it well. I live in house with a small garden.
I try to design an "alpine garden" with stone rocks making it with
my own hands but I think it isn't very good enough still. I'm afraid
at times my English is not good. I can't express my thoughts enough
well in a foreign language. I try to develop my knowledges to become
more skillful in it.
Take a look at me http://love-passionandother.com/75398/

Waiting for your response
Nastya V.


nasty v no less

patriarch

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dguittar says on Aug 31, 2009, 15:38:

Lets put this request in one of two categories
1- Dumb - This is (si) easy. Take all of your cash with you and flash it around everywhere you go you go. Ask to buy large quantities of anything! It does not even have to be illegal. Don't worry, be happy! Everything will soon disappear!
2- Clueless - "Hello, I'm from the government and I am here to help you"

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 31, 2009, 15:43:

Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 31, 2009, 16:49:

You're very fresh today AZU....:) Leave the sarcasm and cynicism for the masters!! jajajajajajjaajj lol

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 31, 2009, 16:55:

Well you're well on your way young man...

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 31, 2009, 17:03:

makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 31, 2009, 17:08:

dwmte7 says on Aug 31, 2009, 17:43:

you're givin away secrets fred.

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Aug 31, 2009, 17:44:

i used to tell my homie.....'yo bro, you might try puttin a little coke in with your cut....i wanna get high, not take a shit'.

patriarch

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utopiacowboy says on Aug 31, 2009, 20:24:

I wouldn't mind a little laxative mixed in. I spend most of the morning looking for a nice place to take a humongous shit. After the plumbing no longer works, it's mission accomplished! I had a turd so big, I wasn't sure whether to flush him or get him dressed and send him to school.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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poco says on Aug 31, 2009, 21:42:

Quote: I wasn't sure whether to flush him or get him dressed and send him to school.
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I'd have named it something I could remember,, like Alamo.

Colombian Chickens are crowing about the new President of the U.S. who will assure that From each according to their ability to each according to their need.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 1, 2009, 04:17:

Looks like a postre de Chocolate.. with candles and everything!

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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goin_south says on Sep 1, 2009, 12:35:

speaking of 'french' and 'chocolate'... this jus arrived in my mailbox:

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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