I am trying to call the Colombian Consulate in Miami, but apart from having a degree of difficulty understanding the Colombians at the best of times, the bloke that recorded the automated messages is not only a particularly rubber faced spitty mispronouncer of words but they have seen fit to have some fantastically annoying background music.
I get the impression that he is trying to tell me when the consulate is open and offer a number of selections based on my age. Whenever I press any of them i get returned to the main menu or cut off.
Does anyone know of a number where they will a) attend to me in English? or b) at least have a menu system which speaks nicer spanish without the fucking music?
Failing that is there perhaps anyone nearby that could a) toss a brick through their window with a note attached asking them to call me or b) wouldn't mind giving them a buzz on 305 448 5558 and asking them which bastard menu option i should choose
Needless to say they dont answer their cunting emails
Thanks
And sorry for seeming angry
By johnny2008 on Nov 12, 2008, 12:59 in Friendly Talkzone.
|
turnmeon (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 12, 2008, 13:16: why would you want to call the one in Miami? call the one in Washintong D.C. and theyll answer you right away
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 12, 2008, 13:22: According to the numbers on the Colombian Embassy (US) website, the washington number goes through to what seems like some small family's personal voicemail. The NY consulate answers and has an easy to understand message.
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
dwmte7 says on Nov 12, 2008, 13:25: the folks in the miami office are nice enough...forget the phone. call washington or n.y. i used to have a couple of private numbers for the miami office, but no clue where they are now. sorry. dwmte 1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 12, 2008, 13:34: But can washington or NY make my appointment in Miami?
0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
arthur brode (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 12, 2008, 15:05: I was at the consulate in Coral Gables last week and everyone there was helpful.I would suggest you go there in person http://www.calirentals.net/ 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 12, 2008, 15:13: Arthur, I am in Bogotá. Whilst your response has a beautiful simplicity to it, it is also somewhat restricted by a degree of impracticality
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
EVERETT says on Nov 12, 2008, 16:30: No one ever answers the phone at the Houston office unless you are one of the first few in the morning. I think they have a 10 call limit and that it for the day, the rest get the machine. Plus they are off for all the Colombian Holidays and the US holidays. The Stars at Night are Big and Bright 1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
dwmte7 says on Nov 12, 2008, 16:31: john boy...you lost me. if you're in bogota why the fuck do you need the consulate in miami? dwmte 0 funny, 1 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 12, 2008, 16:41: Douglas, I sent you an email about this not two days ago and don't pretend you didn't receive it because you replied to me. Mark... Muesli... Bogotá Remember?
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
omargue says on Nov 12, 2008, 16:52: just keep calling if not just go and they will take care of you, its in coral gables
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
FOCA says on Nov 12, 2008, 17:09: Im in coral gables...if no one can get you some help...i will get you that info tomorrow.
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
durito2 says on Nov 12, 2008, 17:47: "I need my visa especial (Socio) and for some completely spaz reason I have to leave Colombia to get it (yes I have done the waiting for 2 hours in Ministerio de relaciones exteriores to confirm this)"
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
durito2 says on Nov 12, 2008, 17:48: Nombre Requisito (TRAMITE)
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 12, 2008, 17:49: Cheers Durito,
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 12, 2008, 17:56: Yes I am also not surprised
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 12, 2008, 17:59: Where is that info from that you posted durito? it's just that it is different to the info that MRE gave me today which in turn is different to the info on the colombian consulate website in Miami, only subtly different but hence my keenness to have a chat with them.
0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
durito2 says on Nov 12, 2008, 18:01: Assuming they are open, yes.
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 12, 2008, 18:03: "Assuming they are open, yes."
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
dwmte7 says on Nov 12, 2008, 19:04: i'm supposed to equate 'johnny' with 'mark' sorry about that. dwmte 0 funny, 1 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 12, 2008, 21:01: Sorry douglas, I am afflicted with a particularly pissy written tone, I meant no offence and trust none was taken.
1 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
dwmte7 says on Nov 12, 2008, 21:04: no clue why i'm still up ....but i'm crashin now...i'll check for that number in the a.m. also, if i can't find it..follow their advise and call the washington/ny office and ask if they have a number that'll get through as you're calling from colombia. dwmte 0 funny, 1 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 13, 2008, 07:44: OK I have spoken to them now, except their phones arent working too well and they have asked me to call back later.
0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
dwmte7 says on Nov 13, 2008, 08:07: i looked through my addresses/numbers but couldn't find any thing...sorry. dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 13, 2008, 12:21: Right more of the same, the people I spoke to were not the consulate in Miami but a central call centre where the guy chirpily told me "Yes we have lots of complaints about the quality of service of the consulates, not just Miami mind you"
0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
dwmte7 says on Nov 13, 2008, 12:38: maybe just screw an appt. and just go there when you're in town. ??? dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 13, 2008, 12:53: Could do douglas, may have to do yet, I am just trying to eliminate some uncertainties
0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
mail@bjorndeboeck.com says on Nov 13, 2008, 14:53: Mark - I am in Miami next week for the weekend. How unhelpful is that huh?? haha I'll be back on Monday the 24th. come see my new place some time
0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
johnny2008 says on Nov 13, 2008, 14:59: So Bjorn you won't happen to be in Miami on a weekday? complete bummer! I see your smart yacht has internet you poser.
0 funny, 0 helpful. |
More posts by the same author:
Viajes Marsans falls out with Argentine government. 0
¡Oye Amigo, Regálame una monedita!" 30
Fake venezuelans precede fake policemen (a warning) 17
Another Honey Thread - Manuka Bogotá 4
Packaging Materials Bogota - Where to find? 4
London Heathrow to Miami 320 notes 5
Fax to email service in Colombia 12
Weird Gas, Calle 12 con 4 Bogotá 4
The really unhelpful DIAN website 10
Accordion tuning in Bogotá, Afinación de acordeones en Bogotá 2
Colombian women and their independence. 14
Avianca excess or extra baggage 8
Americas: |
Africa: |
Asia:
|
Travel: Also: |
If you're not a part of this travelicious experiment just yet, just sign up here. It's free & easy.
About PBH | How PBH works | History | Community rules | Travelguides | RSS feeds
This site in other languages: (automatically translated)
Spanish |
French |
Catalan |
Chinese |
Filipino |
Greek |
German |
Hebrew |
Japanese |
Korean |
Polish |
Portuguese |
Russian
© 1998 - 2008 Peter Van Dijck, all rights reserved.