Help naming the Suites !

johnny2009 says on Aug 20, 2009, 22:46:

4) Colchón pegajoso Suite (no comment required)

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coastalad says on Aug 20, 2009, 22:58:

how about the:

iwankovermycomicssuite

always avoiding white picket fences

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 20, 2009, 23:15:

Rocco81 says on Aug 21, 2009, 08:49:

1. Not Zoltar Suites dude..it sounds like a Romper room like its a fun house full of mirrors and fucking clowns running around or something. And I know you are a Brazilian, but Zoltar.. it just sounds too "Arabic" for my taste.

2. Playboy suites would def call the attention of gringo mongers and NMG's that want to be perceieved as playboys.

3. Just call it something pleasant or professional.

My suggestions:

- Pan American or Pan Am suites?

- Buena Vista Suites

- Prepago's castle (ok just kidding)

- Caipira's place (Caipira is my Brazilian nickname in case you are wondering Zoltar)

Sic semper tyrannis

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Rocco81 says on Aug 21, 2009, 08:50:

Even though you are in Colombia, you could do a brazilian theme maybe? Offer some Brazilian BBQ or some Samba lessons hahaha...

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 21, 2009, 08:59:

Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 21, 2009, 09:29:

How about, CHICHIPATO SUITES or DANCING IN THE SHEETS SUITES... rhymes!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 21, 2009, 09:34:

Haddeman says on Aug 21, 2009, 11:05:

How about "the quearepaenamorarte suite".

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Zoltar says on Aug 21, 2009, 16:45:

MAN ! What a HORRIBLE sugestions !! :)

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barrumundi says on Aug 21, 2009, 17:17:

Is this a competition like the T-shirt competition? Does the winner get one night free accomodation?

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barrumundi says on Aug 21, 2009, 17:19:

Sylvester Stallone Boutique Hotel

"Come sleep with the Italian stallion"

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Zoltar says on Aug 21, 2009, 17:19:

The WINNER will have a comic strip created ! :P

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Zoltar says on Aug 21, 2009, 17:20:

"Come sleep with the Italian stallion"

I am sorry, I just sleep with girls !!

Zoltar

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barrumundi says on Aug 21, 2009, 17:20:

Seriously, I prefer Rocco's suggestion: Buena Vista Suites

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Zoltar says on Aug 21, 2009, 17:21:

Buena Vista = good view
I do not have a panoramic view of the city, naming a suite like this will be sort of cheating the client

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Zoltar says on Aug 21, 2009, 17:23:

Barrumundi, maybe "STALLION Suite " its not a bad idea. I can put up a painting of running horses that I saw this morning .... mmhh.....

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robbie1 says on Aug 21, 2009, 17:54:

Paraiso' Paisa?

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Zoltar says on Aug 21, 2009, 17:56:

Cant use it, its the name of one of my girls ! :)

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robbie1 says on Aug 21, 2009, 18:10:

Oh boy. I opened a can of worms.

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Zoltar says on Aug 21, 2009, 20:56:

Of the "no name suite" ?? I have NO idea...yet !

Zoltar

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 21, 2009, 22:42:

duse says on Aug 22, 2009, 02:57:

No one said The Arepa suite!
Utopia
Area 51
Candelaria
ColUmbia Suites ( with a capital U on the sign)
Medallo Suites
La Catedral
La Conchita

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barrumundi says on Aug 22, 2009, 03:56:

I still like the horsey theme.

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barrumundi says on Aug 22, 2009, 03:57:

Zoltars Upmarket Backpacker Palace

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Aug 22, 2009, 04:28:

Spaghetti Castle Suites
Dago Digs
ProvoloneMascarpioRicotta Suites
Gigolo Courts Suits
...
(no offense intentended, just like your comic strips:)

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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Zoltar says on Aug 22, 2009, 05:08:

Hehehehehe desi !!!!
How can I get offended when its funny????


Zoltar

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Rocco81 says on Aug 22, 2009, 12:38:

AZ I for one would like to say any sort of Voting for anything on PBH is a horrible idea.

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Zoltar says on Aug 22, 2009, 16:26:

AHAHAHAHHA ! Almost melted !!! :)

Zoltar

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barrumundi says on Aug 22, 2009, 17:24:

Zoltar's Fawlty Towers....maybe you could even find your own Manuel!

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Zoltar says on Aug 22, 2009, 17:27:

LOL !!!! :)

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kenblanquito says on Aug 22, 2009, 17:53:

I like the last one; perfect for the Brit guests. You could even supply the DVD's of the show to go with the room along with the uneven furnishings and beds that fall apart during the night, along with incorrect plumbing so that the first hot shower is cold and vice versa.

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Zoltar says on Aug 22, 2009, 17:58:

I dont know.... maybe it will happen to MY place !!!! :)

Zoltar

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Haddeman says on Aug 22, 2009, 19:36:

I like "The three piece suite".

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ddluzdelsol says on Aug 22, 2009, 19:44:

What about The Botero Suite... decorate the room with some of his artwork...

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Zoltar says on Aug 22, 2009, 20:34:

Ddluzdelsol GOOD IDEA !!

Send me some Botero arts please ! I cannot afford even the replicas !! :)

Zoltar

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ddluzdelsol says on Aug 22, 2009, 20:50:

Sorry... I wish I could... I can find cheap prints for ya, but sending them from the US would probably cost more than the prints themselves! Hahaha! The framing is the most expensive part. I saw quite a few posters and sculptures in the tourist shops and places like that when I was there. Check on some art and poster web-sites for his art.

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Zoltar says on Aug 22, 2009, 20:52:

Okay, thanks !!

Z.

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Zoltar says on Aug 22, 2009, 20:57:

NOOOOOOOO!! What a crappy name !!!

I was not expecting this from you Azuno ....... :)

Z.

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ddluzdelsol says on Aug 22, 2009, 20:57:

Another idea...
The Pre-Colombian Art Suite...

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ddluzdelsol says on Aug 22, 2009, 21:31:

Az.... hahahahaha!!! I still laugh when I walk through the grocery store and see Bimbo bread and cakes!!!

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kenblanquito says on Aug 23, 2009, 08:23:

The Paisa Suite, seeing as we are in Colombia. You could litter the room with the regional traditional art and make it more rustic than the other rooms-like less metal and more wood. Yes, very corny but I am struggling with ideas-need another coffee and a smoke!

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coastalad says on Aug 23, 2009, 11:50:

Fat Fanny Suites. a medellin favorite!

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kenblanquito says on Aug 23, 2009, 12:44:

Fat Fanny Suites.
I could not imagine appropriate decoration for that suite. Pictures of rhinos, hippos, Dracula's grandmother, piles of semi-eaten food, the "woman" herself and some tapes of her ranting. Reinforced bed. He would never obtain guests for that one!

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Zoltar says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:25:

HOW TRUE KEN !! :)

I will call it STALLION SUITE (for now!!) Still thinking of cool names !

Thanks guys!

Zoltar

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manINred says on Aug 23, 2009, 23:26:

"Zoltar's Zen Den"

"Casa de Zoltarcito"

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manINred says on Aug 23, 2009, 23:26:

or....

"Plaza de Zol"

jeje

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