Heading to Colombia tonite from U.S.

Robert Jorge says on Aug 28, 2008, 10:31:

Customs when entering Colombia are a breeze. It's when you depart that you need to get there REALLY early.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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esanch36 says on Aug 28, 2008, 10:46:

Be careful when you tell a girl from Periera to sit down you might get more than you bargined for

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Azul says on Aug 28, 2008, 10:54:

You'll clear customs in Bogota. Sometimes the lines are pretty long, but that late on a thursday night you will probably be just fine with an hour and a half.

las cosas caen por su propio peso

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jpcanon says on Aug 28, 2008, 11:18:

Hmmm now ya got me thinking about "more than i bargained for" is that a good thing? : )

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esanch36 says on Aug 28, 2008, 11:58:

yes...it is very good....but because of the hard core moderators on this site i cant explain for fear of hurting somebodies fealing. Ill have to leave it to your imagination as to what i mean. This is a very popular expresion in colombia about girls in that region...i suggest you ask a friendly colombiano, what i mean....jajajjaja have a good time.

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jpcanon says on Aug 28, 2008, 12:44:

Cool- I'll see if I can figure that one out! THANKS!

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webmanco says on Aug 28, 2008, 13:13:

A friendly good Colombian would not have the time or the interest in explaining.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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esanch36 says on Aug 28, 2008, 13:29:

yeah they would...

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Simon says on Aug 28, 2008, 19:34:

Esanch36,

What kind of a scumbag talks about women like that?

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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Robert Jorge says on Aug 28, 2008, 19:44:

I have no idea what the "sit down" comment even meant. It went over my head.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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ronaldo says on Aug 28, 2008, 19:48:

I agree with Simon.
There are very nice ladies in Periera.
Should not talk about them like that, it demonstrates the level of your IQ for all to see.

Ronaldo

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dwmte7 says on Aug 28, 2008, 20:00:

treat the ladies you meet in colombia like your wife, your sister or your mother, and you'll find doors open to you in every quarter. if you treat them like brothel dogs, you'll get just what you deserve.

do enjoy colombia, treat her right and she'll reciprocate 1000 times over.

dwmte

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esanch36 says on Aug 29, 2008, 05:44:

God Damn you guys are without a sense of humor.....did i ever say that you should treat them badly???no....

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