Have you met Juliana?

lpdiver says on Sep 25, 2008, 10:59:

Shouldn't that be spelled with TWO n's. My daughter is named Julianna.

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Sep 25, 2008, 11:02:

Ha Ha. My uncle recently married a woman named Juliana that he met in Medellin. However, she is from Pereira.

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MaFe says on Sep 25, 2008, 11:05:

my boy cousin is Julian..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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LilaM says on Sep 25, 2008, 11:15:

my sister, two cousins, and still counting

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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asdfn says on Sep 25, 2008, 11:30:

really? I just came back from a week there and the girls were all diana or natalia...

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ozgringo says on Sep 25, 2008, 11:39:

reminds me of a Monty Python sketch...

tried to think of something deep to write here.. but couldn't think of anything..

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dwmte7 says on Sep 25, 2008, 11:53:

my daughter's middle name is juliana...laura juliana martin

dwmte

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elmodefoque says on Sep 25, 2008, 11:59:

must be a cachaca name, i have about 23 thousand female relatives, not one named juliana
I thought it was a dominican name cus of the song
julianna

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elmodefoque says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:01:

I'll get there, when I get there!

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:03:

Elmo, Do you know any women named Usnavy or guys named Usarmy?

My cachaca wife told me that there are more than a few Costeños with those names, especially Usnavy. She used to work for the biggest staffing company in Colombia and saw literally thousands of resumes every year and would occasionally run across those names. It was always with Costeños.

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lpdiver says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:08:

There was the woman is the south who named her children seeflyus and gonryuh because on the birth certificate it stated that she had syphlis and gonorrhea.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:09:

usnavy????? jajaja
must be from la fokin chinita

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El Polo says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:11:

Dont call a drunk costeño Usnavy, those are fighting words.. jeje

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elmodefoque says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:12:

if i accidentaly have a son with a hooker
i'M naming that modefoque DIEZLECHE

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miamimike says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:13:

Its like the Dominicanas where every woman seems to have "Altagracia" as her middle name.

Ask Elmo about that one! Lots of 'em in Queens!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:16:

altagracia and for the guys "bienvenido" i'm not kidding jajajajaj

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El Polo says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:17:

Diezleche

Seem like you have been giving that one some thought Mode :)

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miamimike says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:19:

So true elmo! Ja Ja Ven aca mi Alta Gracia. In San Juan PR the Puerto rican guys call the Dominican women "Yolly" because they arrive on those little boats they call Yolas, so the chicas se llaman Yolly and they hate it! ha ha

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elmodefoque says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:28:

YOLLY JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
YOLLY? JJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJ
THAT IS SO FOKIN FUNNY!!!!
LET ME GO DOWSTAIRS AND CALL THE FIRST DOMINICANA (MILLIONS HERE) I SEE, "YOLLY" JAJAJAJAJAJ

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El Polo says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:28:

In High School we had a substitute teacher who couldnt pronounce certain words correctly, she would pass around a sign in sheet, and after everyone signed in, she would call the names out loud, the bad kids would always sign in JUSTIN DI-AZ on purpose, jajaj ok back to work for me.

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miamimike says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:34:

Work--Elmo, thought you got layed off?

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elmodefoque says on Sep 25, 2008, 12:36:

work?? i got my ass layed off almost 7 months ago and loving every second of it.

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pedro (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 25, 2008, 14:18:

CascadeBob says on Sep 25, 2008, 16:08:

Met a aguy who named his kids, Primero, Segundo, Tercero, etc.

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 25, 2008, 18:09:

Lots of "Leidy"s too.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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sankocho says on Sep 25, 2008, 19:14:

Ive met alot and i mean alot Colombian Girls Named....CAROLINA....or Lina

" I dont sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death"...PA LA FARRA!!

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stamper99 says on Sep 26, 2008, 07:29:

Seems my wife has about a dozen Tatiana's in her family. If I can't remember a name, I try Tatiana.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 26, 2008, 07:34:

the most popular name for colombian broads is one that sends chills down my spine PAOLA

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elmodefoque says on Sep 26, 2008, 07:37:

my first boner, when i was like 4 years old, was with this 14 years old barranquillera named LINA
she was so fokin pretty a sofia vergara type

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Lisa Zee says on Sep 27, 2008, 10:26:

My sister has a beautiful daughter named JULIANA.

How about MARIA! every woman has a Maria, as a first name or middle name. Not as common for the new generation, but you still heard it. In Mexico every woman you meet is called Maria.

Feliz Navidad!

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 28, 2008, 11:33:

I have met more than one Maria myself in Colombia. Luz is real popular. Luz Maria.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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Lisa Zee says on Sep 28, 2008, 13:23:

Maria Teresa, Maria Eugenia, Margarita Maria, Maria Clara, Maria Elena, Maria Raquel, Maria Consuelo, Adriana Maria, Maria Andrea, Maria cruz, Liliana Maria, Lina Maria, Maria Cristina, Maria.
Just think of any name and put a Maria, before of after! LOL

Feliz Navidad!

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lpdiver says on Sep 30, 2008, 12:13:

Don't forget Fanny.

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