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Has Anybody Heard From Art Brode

Hey this is a serious topic about Cali, Colombia. I heard my man Brode rolled into estrato 1, up there on the hill in by the three crosses in Cali. Anyway, I heard my man Brode rolled in there with just a pair of boxers on and some sandals. Doode came out 2 hours later with 10 G's, a new suit, a 1976 Cadillac, and dime sack of yea yo.

Say what you want, but our boy brode keeps it pretty street out there in Estrato 3.

By nbenjamin on May 8, 2007, 23:20 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


goin_south says on May 8, 2007, 23:25:

I wouldn't worry about A.B..... He'll show up sooner or later,
pickin & grinning.... :)

Or,...maybe tellin us about that last big bomb that went of in Cali....oh-oh!

Ciao! Gustav.

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goin_south says on May 8, 2007, 23:31:

with all respect, because A.B. loves Colombia and Cali but, if he went up to Las Tres Cruces at night, then....
he might be hangin from one of those crosses by now.

My gf jus spent a week in Cali, and although I have met her there on two other occasions, she gave me less than favorable reports about what's happening in Cali at this time, and said we should meet maybe in Bogota or Medellin; I'm thinking Cartagena :)

Ciao! Gustav.

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nbenjamin says on May 8, 2007, 23:38:

El Feliz... Cali is off the chain... Everybody from Colombia is scared of Cali . . . I will tell you write now, bangin, and I mean bizangin women and fiestas.... Nevertheless, my boy Broder was up at tres cruces, he rolled with nothing more than a pair of boxers on.

Two hours later, my man came out with 10g's, a bag of yea yo, and three chicks.

My man brode keeps it street in Estrato Tres.

Brode, I am going to leave my piasa in Medellin I will be in Cali in august, I am going to be up the Dann - I like it more than the Intercontinental - and the answer is right here - I aint going to tres cruces...

My man brode keeps it street in Estrato Tres.

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arthur brode says on May 9, 2007, 07:34:

Ben Once at the the Dann we will give englishsettlers girlfriend a call and invite her over for some Cocktails.

~keepin it street in estrato tres....

http://www.calirentals.net/

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englishsettler says on May 9, 2007, 09:30:

lets be honest Art, you have holes in your shoes and she will be the one who will have to be buying the cocktails.
- keeping it street in estato inglaterra.

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englishsettler says on May 9, 2007, 09:35:

BTW ART ART, when are we going to see your pic ? After all you were the one who phoned my girl up offering a mail with your pic, asking for an opinion of how handsome you are. If you are more handsome than me she can leave me and have the pleasure of your company. That sounds like a fair deal to me.

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nbenjamin says on May 9, 2007, 11:42:

English And Street... English and street is an Oxy-Moron. With that said, tell me how to post pictures, and I will post a picture of myself.

I would chill on challenging the boy Art Brode - I heard that guy rolled into the North North of Medellin with bare feet, a T-shirt that said I shot Pablo Escobar, and some boxers... Doode came out with a 3 piece suit, dime sack of the icky-sticky, and 25 G's.

I got enough cheeze to by English Settler's girl the drinks. Give me her email I am going to send her a photo and my occupation.

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englishsettler says on May 9, 2007, 12:13:

rfcgonzalez at hotmail.com Send the picture here and i will start moving my stuff out of the apartment.

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nbenjamin says on May 9, 2007, 12:28:

Settler I love your style - A man of honor I a man of your word. Is rfcgonzalez at hotmail.com the email of your girl: I am only 28 - I have great job - good looking - but generally do not date older women.

But to any man who has the balls to post his woman's email on a public forum - wow. You are a man of honor, a man of your word, a man unintimidated by other men. I like your style.

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englishsettler says on May 9, 2007, 12:42:

yep Its my chick's email. BTW shes 26......is that too old for you ?

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nbenjamin says on May 9, 2007, 12:45:

Nope..... Perfect age.... Gutsy, gutsy man. I imagine I am younger than you, i have really good work, and I am good looking. Gutsy, I like your style.

How old are you..

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englishsettler says on May 9, 2007, 13:41:

26 and 3/4 ..

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billyb says on May 9, 2007, 17:24:

Sounds like you two should start dating.. and leave the chick for Art ;)

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goin_south says on May 9, 2007, 23:49:

rfcgonzales will likely have so much business.... so much email to answer.... she'll probably forget about all of you ;)

Ciao! Gustav.

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